Yelling shit at people while riding lift/tow rope

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Peteza_Rollz

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When I see something cool or a Jerry eat it Iet out a loud sexual moan or any Chris Tucker quote. Hoyahhhs are also nice. What about you guys
 
topic:Peteza_Rollz said:
When I see something cool or a Jerry eat it Iet out a loud sexual moan or any Chris Tucker quote. Hoyahhhs are also nice. What about you guys
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I usually get pretty hyped when I see someone shralping a hotdog line right under the lift. I just can't help but let out a "YEEEEEEE YEEE!!"
 
I’m for it. Encouragement, heckling, stoke, criticism—- all the yelling. Especially early in the morning when people are all hyped getting first tracks or skiing up on some hollywood line within sight if the lift
 
13872996:Hoyer said:
No. Fuck people who do this its so fuckin annoying
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Kinda like when you’re skating a longboard thru town and some asshole yells “do a kickflip” and you’re like no damnit I’m late and can barely ollie this thing
 
i prefer the just yelling a random name loudly like "KEVIN!!!!" while people ski under chairlifts. They almost always look up and almost eat shit immediately. Its also fun to yell it and randomly wave too. Works in the lift line as well. confuses people to no end.
 
Always activates my almonds when I eat shit and someone yells ‘yardsale’ at me :(

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13873267:evanball said:
Always activates my almonds when I eat shit and someone yells ‘yardsale’ at me
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we all eventually deal with that. best to just get up and salute the crowd. they'll enjoy that.
 
Yesterday I saw someone shredding on some ON3Ps and I went "Yeewww!!!" And just got a silent stare
 
13873267:evanball said:
Always activates my almonds when I eat shit and someone yells ‘yardsale’ at me :(

**This post was edited on Dec 28th 2017 at 4:09:47pm
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Can you talk us through what it means to have your almonds activated? Is that similar to ball busting? Or does it mean you are aroused?
 
13872981:grantwhitty said:
It's all bout yelling "mom?" in the lodge. All of the moms get on edge.
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One of my friends started doing this the other day...so fuckin funny. You gotta switch it up a bit tho, like he wasn't getting any mom responses so he just yells UNCLE JEFF!!!!! At the top of his lungs and this middle aged old guy looked up at us in confusion, greatest moment right there.
 
Usually gotta throw some patronizing encouragement out to anyone riding with a gopro or other form of selfie stick. Nothing like a first timer looking up after I yell "get the footyyyy yeeaahhh" over a blue run. Kinda douchey on my part though.
 
13873456:Jesse_ said:
One of my friends started doing this the other day...so fuckin funny. You gotta switch it up a bit tho, like he wasn't getting any mom responses so he just yells UNCLE JEFF!!!!! At the top of his lungs and this middle aged old guy looked up at us in confusion, greatest moment right there.
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I just laughed so hard at this. gotta do that in the lodge tomorrow
 
13873686:AndrewGravesSV said:
I mostly throw snowballs at people
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One of my friend's brother (barely know him but I know this story is true) went down in history for throwing a plastic ziplock bag filled with crushed Oreo, yogurt and chocolate Jello at a Jerry with an all white jacket. It hit him directly and exploded on impact. The Jerry was screaming at him, tried to track him down and said he was gonna beat the shit out of him...which would've been well deserved but the poor guy covered in all that shit couldn't keep up.
 
13873880:soupcan said:
Whenever I see someone tellying under the chair I always scream “FREE THE HEEL AND SKI FOR REAL!”
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Dead, that's a fucking good one tho. Imma use that.
 
One of my personal favorites is yelling at any jerry skiing way out of control hauling ass, "SKI FAST EAT ASS!" Which of course is my life motto.
 
I pretend I’m ski patrol and yell that I’m going to clip their pass if they don’t abide to the mountains safety regulations. Poor Jerry’s get spooked
 
Usually it's lots of yeeeew's or wooooh.... plus the occasional "anal freeeze!"

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Chairlift heckling is just positive hazing that should really hype you up... If getting heckled pisses you off, you're not truly having fun out there. I have some footy skiing lines in Alta chutes at JHMR where you can hear people on the lift talking shit, but immediatly cheering after I stomped the line or ate shit. It's all in good fun and pretty damn hilarious.
 
13873815:Jesse_ said:
One of my friend's brother (barely know him but I know this story is true) went down in history for throwing a plastic ziplock bag filled with crushed Oreo, yogurt and chocolate Jello at a Jerry with an all white jacket. It hit him directly and exploded on impact. The Jerry was screaming at him, tried to track him down and said he was gonna beat the shit out of him...which would've been well deserved but the poor guy covered in all that shit couldn't keep up.
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Your friends brother is a fucking asshole lol
 
13873456:Jesse_ said:
One of my friends started doing this the other day...so fuckin funny. You gotta switch it up a bit tho, like he wasn't getting any mom responses so he just yells UNCLE JEFF!!!!! At the top of his lungs and this middle aged old guy looked up at us in confusion, greatest moment right there.
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hey that me
 
13874200:JoeC92 said:
You are an asshole
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You must be fun at parties. Reach out to mort's grandma, if you bribe her with enough cigs I'm sure she'll help you find a sense of humour...if that doesn't work just get her lawyers to track us down bud.

Also edit*** I'm not sure how yelling uncle Jeff at people from a lift makes you an asshole. Just realized you read my other post wrong hahaha.

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13874203:Jesse_ said:
You must be fun at parties. Reach out to mort's grandma, if you bribe her with enough cigs I'm sure she'll help you find a sense of humour...if that doesn't work just get her lawyers to track us down bud.

Also edit*** I'm not sure how yelling uncle Jeff at people from a lift makes you an asshole. Just realized you read my other post wrong hahaha.

**This post was edited on Dec 31st 2017 at 2:13:03am
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Haha yeah, I was jsut hoping he read the rest of the thread. But yeah, since u disrespected me like that im going to have to go ahead and call up morts cousin and HE WILL sue you for defamation.
 
13874209:JoeC92 said:
Haha yeah, I was jsut hoping he read the rest of the thread. But yeah, since u disrespected me like that im going to have to go ahead and call up morts cousin and HE WILL sue you for defamation.
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Yo I'm scared now, those were just jokes man. Shit I'm fucked.
 
13873654:Kae-Lor said:
Usually gotta throw some patronizing encouragement out to anyone riding with a gopro or other form of selfie stick. Nothing like a first timer looking up after I yell "get the footyyyy yeeaahhh" over a blue run. Kinda douchey on my part though.
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Footy for the boys
 
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