Yearbook quotes -help me out

steezee5

steezee5

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so.....i've already out of high school in america, been over in europe going to school for the year, and now its yearbook time.....again.

Anyway, so they ask for 'favorite phrase', or phrase to live by or whatever -I think it essential that I leave these euro dudes with the wisest quote in the book.

So -what is YOUR favorite chill phrase, wise words, whatever

also: they ask this 'most likely reason to end up in prison' -have fun with THAT

'There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.'

BlP, what?

Zeal Optics, Giro, S.O.S. gear representin'

$bling
 
'I don't believe in Beatles, I only believe in me.' John Lennon. that was my obnoxiously arrogant high school year book quote. it might not be the exact wording but i'm sure you can find it on google if you really need it.

the white n word

Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag

Jackson sucks, tell your friends.

Opinions were like kittens, I was givin' em away.
 
'Use you BRAAAIIIINNNN'

This comes from the local legend of THE BRAIN. The BRAIN is when you squinch up the skin on your balls, it looks like a brain.

-Lauren

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!
 
' im gay, and i like it that way cuz cock is ooooh so fun'

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
then fade away...

sorry about the double post.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
Mine was a Ferris Bueller quote...

'Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop to look around, you might just miss it'

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

 
'I just want to be different like everyone else.'

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'That would be like saying masturbation is overrated because you get sick of porn. Get the fuck out.' - Phrosty
 
'she was dead when I got there'

'Oh, and Morocco offered 2000 monkeys to help detonate landmines (an offer which was refused).' - J.D._May
 
'dont believe everything you read'

_kurdt donald cobain

'drive fast, take chances'

_my dad's tee shirt

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-Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMING AGAIN THIS WINTER
 
'SKI FAST EAT LUNCH'

-My friend at the top of the lift on our first run of the trip at Whistler

'CLIFF WARNINGS ARE FOR OTHER PEOPLE'

-The Whistler trip group motto

-Caitie-

'Have nothing to do with stupid and senseless controversies; you know that they only breed quarrels.' ~2 Timothy 2:23
 
'my choice, my wawa'

'I love porn'

'The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy' Martin Luther King Jr.

masturbation and procrastination are the same thing, sure in the beginning it feels great but in the end, you're really just fucking yourself

dream as if you'll live forever... live as if you'll die today

Education is a paradox: knowledge is power and can provide freedom on one hand, and on the other, I feel no greater bondage and burden than from that which I have learned in my schooling. Ignorance just may be bliss. Great psychological disturbances result from the knowledge of exactly how screwed up things are. History tells us that the wise typically suffer the most. I don't know any truly happy environmentalists, animal rights activists, or college-educated hippies. We complain to drown out our misery that is the result of what we've been exposed to. I think we would be happier if we never knew. But, after all, I do not regret the load which I am burdened with, only the fact that I do not possess coping skills sufficient enough to let me be at peace with the world.

the way i see it, it's death vs. glory

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.' -- Einstein

fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

who wants to be ordinary in a crazy mixed up world?

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High North Session 2, 2004 message me if u goin also

NS Philosopher
 
'make turns, not war'

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-steve

'life begins at point a and ends at point b. kick major ass!'

-Ted Nugent
 
without me, its just aweso

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W W W . T R A C H E A T O R . C O M
 
'nice shoes...wanna fuck?'

______________________

Picture a pasture open to all. It is expected that each herdsman willl try to keep as many cattle on the pasture. when a herder adds a cow to the pasture, he reaps the benefits of a larger herd. Meanwhile the cost of the animal - damage done to the pasture - is divided among all the herdsmen....... the herdsmen are getting nervous. putting more cattle on the pasture isnt helping anyone. (mental commons)

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'----->that guys an idiot'

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan

 
Mine was dedicated to someone, and It was a quote from the Maltese Falcon: Ã?F they hang you, I'll always remember you.' But tha'doesn't really work for this. So...

''In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.''

''We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars''

''Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes''

''A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.''

''A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies''

''To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.''

All Oscar Wilde. If you want really funny ones, look up Douglas Adams quotes.

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
 
sorry i forgot one

'no regrets..thats my motto...that and Everybody wang chung tonight'

from Out Cold

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan

 
here it goes

'I love this job more than i enjoy taffee, and i am a man who enjoys his taffee'

you like it? it'l be my quote for sure

¿?
 
thanks guys, very much....some good, some funny, all appreciated.

by the way, BigairSmite or whatever, i'm at Fettes college in Edinburgh, Scotland

'There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.'

BlP, what?

Zeal Optics, Giro, S.O.S. gear representin'

$bling
 
'I like little boys'

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
^joe dirt..nice

i think my cousin used 'if at first you dont succeed,bungy jumpings not for you'

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'--Jib_This

 
'If you couldn't handle it, it wouldn't fall on you.'

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
the new home base, only a gooch away.

I like my women like my ski boots, rear entry.

or any other quote relating to anal sex.

 
'Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large groups.'

'Try walking a mile in sme one else's shoes. So you get a new pair of shoes and your a mile away so they cant take em back'

Louis: Good I wont have to cook tonight.

Peter: No cook anyway then we'll throw it out i dont want you getting rusty.
 
'impossible is just a big word thrown around by small people, who find it easier to live in the world they have been given than to explore the power they have to change it'

'Time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bannanas'

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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 
'just because there is a goalie in the net doesnt mean you cant score!' Nick Mercon (I think)

'I'm so gay!' (insert someones name that you dont like)

'and did we give up when the german's bombed pearl harbor, HELL no and we aint giving up now!!' Animal House

'She might have been young, but she reads at a shophmore level.'

'It is said that people with two testicles are prone to lie, luckily for me I have three. Or I could be lying.' Dan Drinnen

'I'm out like the fat girl in dodgeball.'

'I'm off like a herd of turtles.'

'Well these 12 years have been about as productive as a pothead's sperm.'

I have a theory that all retards have one long tendon that goes from wrist to wrist, so therefore that is why they always are screwin around with one wrist up, and the other one down.

 
well i am gonna make like a tree...and get out of here

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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 
'dont take life too seriously,youll never get out alive' van wilder

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'--Jib_This

 
'Time to be like a fetus and head out.'

Louis: Good I wont have to cook tonight.

Peter: No cook anyway then we'll throw it out i dont want you getting rusty.
 
'go to heaven, ski like hell'

'conserve energy, fart in a jar'

'The Notorious BIG said it best: 'Either you're slingin' crack-rock, or you've got a wicked jump-shot.' Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking that after school job at Mickey Dee's, honor's in the dollar, kid. '

-Craig

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
 
Then my quote would be...

'WFT PINK RUGBY SHIRTS?!' :P

I used to play you guys at rugby all the time, probably against some of your classmates. I'm in Glasgow at the moment. How've you enjoyed life in Edinburgh? Been up north to our 'skiing resorts'? lol.

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I Like To Ski
 
' Cayenne pepper on chicken makes a great marinade.'

Keep, Keep on truckin' Yeah...Good Stuff

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

sit booboo sit. Good dog.
 
'life's like a garden... dig it'

AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

 
'bomb hills, not countries'

'if you know what you're doing, you are probably bored'

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powder gets me pisted off
 
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