Yea...so i got chased by a homeless guy

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there is a homeless guy in our town that people refer to as "Biker Bob" or "Bicycle Bob." He's fucking gross. Always covered in mud, and always standing around or riding this piece of shit bike....so anyways, he always stands around Route 30 (a main highway) and tonight i was going to Blockbuster. Well, there were rumors that he had gotten hit by a mack truck and died, because there hadn't been a sighting of him for a long time. Well, i saw him, and had a digital camera with me. Without thinking, i snapped a photo of him as he was inches away from my car (i passed him turning into the plaza parking lot) Apparently he saw the flash, and saw me pulling into a drug-store parking lot. As i was walking into Blockbuster, which is right next to the drugstore, i saw him FLYING down the hill towards where my car was parked on his bike. I was fucking speechless, i ran into Blockbuster, got my movie, and prayed to Christ he wouldn't be there when i walked out. As I'm walking out, i saw him waiting next to the drug-store's front door, as he saw me, i sprinted to my car, locked the doors, and drove away as quickly as possible. What a crazy homeless bastard.....

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it's on the camera still, i have a picture from a distance, which i will post tomorrow, the close picture is just a blur.

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haha in my town we have crazy vick, but i dont think he's go arund chasing ppl like that haha thats crazy man

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we used to have chester the molester...and some other homeless guy too

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hahaha this fucken crazy guy in my town who overdosed on crack or something in college chased me around a building screaming "i'm going to bash your face into the concrete u little bastard" because i yelled something and he thought it was at him, what a physco fuck. his parents r really rich and don't live around here so they pay for his house and food so they dont have to deal with him. i hate him, i'm seriously scared he murders me or something.

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i got a 2nd degree arson charge for burning a homeless guys stuff.

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weve got this guy that we call "obie one kanobi" He thinks he's a star wars guy and beleives in the force, and has his cape on at all times. He carries a sword around all the time too. IDK if hes a bum, or just crazy. I heard he was still in high school tho...

 
^ i think i saw that the dad and the son dressed up as stormtroopers or something and went to a re-enactment or convention thing

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aahahah obi one kanobi, i bet he has his own "light saber"

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we have a religous nut that travels around town playing his guitar and singing about god.

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we've got Dr Mask who's this really dirty guy that rides his bike around downtown with no hands making crazy loud whistling noises. oh yeah, and he also wears a mask...

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^dont forget he has a trailer attached to his bike, and a dog in it at all times

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i live in cali so there's alot of homelesses here, but anyways, back in the day, when i was a freshman in highschool i was walking home from the train station (where all the homelesses hang out) to my house and this dude strait up just walked over to me and started hitting my with a rolled up newspaper, then he just keeps following me hitting me until i just ducked into a store to get away from him, never been so scared in my life.

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hahahahahha yeah me and Mdog got chased by some fucking scary homeless man....it was soooo fucking scary at the moment while he was chasing us, but when i look back on it, its the funniest thing ever.

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yesterday i was walkin in circles and some drunk guy told me not to show anybody that because it was a dangerous fight move. I told him i had no idea what he was talkin about and he got in my face and almost hit me. The guy was fucking jacked im glad he left or i would have been fucked.

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yea in downtown toronto, my sis and mom were there. There was this guy and he had four rats on his arm, sayin shit like "Oh ya ur scared of me and my brothers arent ya" so this car drove by and said, "yea im scared". THe homeless guy picked up a rat about 2 throw it and the car drove off, it was pretty scary

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in my town we have this guy that tryed tyo kill himself by shooting himself with a bow and arrow. his wife cheated on him. and whenever your like hey bob or randy or whatever he will start telling you the story. its funny but sad. and hes in a wheel chair

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We have a crazy black lady who roams around jackson, she always has about 10 grocary bag filled with all sort s of shit and one time i had to ride our town bus to my friends house and she ended up getting on the bus with me, She just sat across from me and stared at me like she wanted to kill me. Finally she just started bitching me out. But i really couldn't understand her. I i got out of it was the lord hated the color pink and how i was going to hell cuz of the color pink. It was wierd shit. I didn't know wut to do.

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theres this crazy lady that walks around the local grocery store and goes up to u and is like i remeber u u lent me a dollar one time during xmas time last year....can i have a dollar for pizza and a coffee please

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There is this guy, we call him the can man, and hes a wierd buff kinda cross dresser who bikes up really steep hills collecting cans on this girl bike thing.

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there was a bum at the skatepark, and he even had a kid, so he was talking to some goth kid at our park for like an hour about how the pyramids are the centre of the universe, created by the two true gods, and that in 4 years everyone was going to die, then his kid looked at him all teary eyed, and said, 'Am I going to die, Daddy?', and the bum replied 'Your the reason we're all going to die!'

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some guy was sleeping in the park, so i bunnyhopped my bike over him and took off

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we have the bag man. and some guy that wears over-alls all the time. romours say he cant go in taxi's anymore because he took a dump in one.

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theres a guy in our part of town that drives around on one of those electric wheel chairs collecting cans. that is my half assed bum story.

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where is the pic, hahaha that would be so funny

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alright heres a story

me and my 2 friends walking around downtown toronto.

homeless dudes on the street.

one ask, do you know the time.

and my friend yells "time to get a fucking job"

and so began the chase

and thiss dude had legs for a dude who sits all day.

so were running and we ran across the street, but a police car pulls out, and well, we couldent stop, so we run striahgt into it, dazed and confused, we contuinued running to where the escape jeep was parked a few blocks away.

so this jeep has no roof

so as we drive by, same friend stands up and yells some more

the end.

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haha i saw that guy the other day and he made some weird war cry

for my homeless eXperience i was in Portugal on a trip with my family and i was sitting in a pastry shop when this homeless guy came up to me and stuck his pinkie finger in my ear and looked at me and just smiled...probably one of the most scared ive ever been

 
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wait, you parked on his bike?

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we used to have this guy called "mike" and he was the funniest nicest bumb ever. he was alway's drunk, and one time i saw him like 6 miles out of town. it was crazy, then he disappeared for like 6 months and we all thought he was dead, but then a report showed up in the newspaper, and he got assaulte by some punk kids. Last year he died, it was too bad, he used to do all my chores for like a buck on teh weekends,

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hahaha..im going to do that..i see a lot of bums in portland, so im going to take a pic up close and then yell get a fucking job and see if he/she actually chases after me...

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Haha, no get this. we used to have a homeless midget in town that would dress like a leprecaun and tie balloons for little kids on mainstreet.

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