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ok i have real question now. I was once a snowboarder, but two years ago switched to skiboards (snowblades,skiblades) w/e u wanna call them. i personally like them because i would probably suck on skis cause im used to roller blading and stuff, so i like the short length. now my question is what advantages do regular skis have on skiboards. besides speed, i couldn't think of anything so any of your opinions would help me. i may consider switching over to skis if there are more advantages. and please give me real answers, i've heard enough insults and been made fun of enough for skiboarding so im just looking for some help. (feel free to start another thread talking about how gay and stupid skiboarding is, just please not here)

 
mroe stable and they look better....skis look so much beter when you cross. you can go so much bigger too

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grab steeze, looking good, grinding, nose and tail presses, pop, flex, ur allowed to have poles without being made fun of and some other stuff i can't think of now. Switch immediatly

 
you will honestly like skiing twice as much. theyre faster, more stable, look better, you can ski powder and shit so much better, and tons more reasons. seriously just demo a pair or something for a day, you will be hooked

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easier in pow, more trick oppertunities(crosses), float in pow, speed, nose/tail presses, easier to land big jumps on, bindings release so you don't get torsional fractures in your legs (this is a big one), can click in easier. Don't have to hassle attaching leashes and shit, look cooler, don't get made fun of by newschoolers

Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?

'never tryed tele, it just looks gay...' Jess-001 (Feschies, better watch your back)
 
oh ya i forgot about the retarded death-trap bindings

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'thats what the internet is for: slandering others anonymously'- jay and silent bob strike back
 
You can float in powder, no shame, more fun, faster speeds, bigger jumps, no deathtrap bindings, More interesting and cool grab combinations. Switch immediately.

'wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots.'

-Veteran commenting on what i should do with the snowblades my dad bought me.
 
I think we about summed it up. The bindings within themselves are a reason to switch. Then you can go big and be able to pop out when you crash. tortional fractures suck

Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?

'never tryed tele, it just looks gay...' Jess-001 (Feschies, better watch your back)
 
can u butter on skiboards?

if not then thats another reason

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if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.-seanPISTOL

or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of strangers- -LaT
 
oh man... girls pov.. switch. More tricks (more grabs, butters, crosses) and its looks way better.. also as mentioned it'd be less of a death trap... u'd probally pick it up relativly fast if u switched. dooooo it

 
you can carve, ski pow, get alot more air than snowblades allow you, its all better.

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