Yea dog! Burton Skis bitches!

[AndersMunthe]

They don't exist, and never will.

e-mail proof from Burton:

Hello Anders,

thank you for your Email and your interest in Burton Snowboards

but I have to say, we did not produced any kind of Skis and we will never have Skis in our Burton line.

I am not sure what kind of pictures you saw but it could be Skis with Burton Stickers on it or the climbing “skis” from the Split-Board.

For any Info’s about the coolest Winterport in the World, please visit our Website.

www.burton.com

Thank you

Thorsten

 

[dopen993]

What a dick that guy was, not to mention how unprofessional that email was written. Fuck burton!

 

[switchieski]

umm, they are stupid little anus munchers

 

[Yung_Gnarley]

haha wowzers

 

[yellav]

i hate when people address large groups as bitches

 

[holyDINOSAURS]

he's just covering until the press release. dont worry, lilhorsey has our back

 

[J.G.]

haha

 

[skiseemore]

is this a joke of course burton doesnt make skis and good riddance who cares

 

[blindside]

amplid makes snowboards and I'm cool with that, I think ninthward used to make boards too.
That being said, I probably wouldn't ride burton skis...unless they got the most incredible reviews

 

[Pow.yuHdig*]

i would never buy a pair of burton skis

 

[Travapple.]

i dunno man. anybody else feel like the email isnt legit? or am i alone here?

 

[eheath]

You kids are fucking idiots.

 

[Piste.Off]

haha Burton is laughing at you right now

 

[.Roockley.]

haha i remember this

come on lilhorsey keep us up to date

 

[TheBlurredChrons]

Who needs Burton skis when there is the new Line Anthem?

It's pretty much the coolest ski ever known to man, paying homage to "the coolest wintersport in the world"
http://lineskis.com/skis/anthem

 

[PaleCelery]

I feel like an exec at burton would be able to send an email without a million typos. Then again, it is a knuckledragger company, so maybe not.

 

[currentwestman]

everyone making fun of the burton guy, have you even thought about the OP?

 

[Travapple.]

THIS.

 

[LC.]

Someone please get a split board and put some real ski bindings on that. You'd be able to control it enough to make a little edit, then send it back to that dude. Even better, find a pro who is between sponsors to ride them.

 

[GANDALF]

amen

 

[jibbinc.]

amenx2

 

[crankdatsoljaboy]

well , amplid are now making skis .

 

[Wirta]

why?? not that i would but who knows what they "Could" come out with.

 

[Travapple.]

palmer made skis

 

[Wibby]

Burton is not and will never produce skis. end of story.

 

[wintersway]

libtech used to be just snowboards too...

and best Winterport of the World? spelling mistake and W o W reference?

 

[Ski.Ballet]

Shit dog! I was lookin forward to schralpin with the same stickz as TWall

 

[freeskibum82]

thats funny. burton has a good sense of humor with that last line.. their office is sick.. they all have like old dogs running around and whatnot.. so i wouldnt expect anything less from an email..

 

[VT_scratch]

or wallisch rode them.

right?! right?!?!

 

[popNfresh44]

way to put the hammer down heath

 

[WVskiing]

i loled

 

[c.buchegger]

weird tom just showed me the first pics of his sticks

 

[.Roockley.]

dont think they were the first, there was a photo from earlier in summer of him with what appeared to be burton skis

 

[Klick_2_klaim]

hehehehe i giggled like crazy, then realized... burton doesn;t care about black people.

 

[uosdwiSrjewoH]

lol, mean

but correct

 

[T-Holt]

You guys are such ub3r n00bs. Everyone knows that Burton is just trying to keep the surprise hidden.

 

[babujib]

i mean, this was either really really funny, or really ignorant. i wish there was a sarcasm meter on the webz

 

[fouldsys]

.

 

[mer-man]

wow i wish i was as cool as you oh btw the 2010 anthems are pretty much the exact same as the 09s so if you just paid almost double for some gapers doing eaglespreads on youre skis i would say that makes you a sucker

 

[ForrestW]

wow i am so surprised. good thing this was cleared up for everyone.

 

[teleTay]

 

[N.L.]

^that^

we dont use the products they offer, why would they make skis?

 

[rj.]

yeah man they are definitely real that guy is just trying to keep it on the down low.

 

[jamodeo]

i just got this which is more nicely worded:

Not to sure where

you heard this, although we are Burton Snowboards and never have any plan to

manufacture Skis. Sorry for the inconvenience although if you have anymore questions

do not hesitate to contact us at the number listed below.



Thanks!



The Info@Burton.com Team

800.881.3138

M-F 8-6 EST

www.burton.com

 

[Owl]

Seriously? If you are serious right now you are a retard

 

[cheddafries]

truely i don't like burton so if they mde skis i wouldn't buy them so i don't care really

 

[zagfan5]

haha. sarcasm meter is broken!

 

[PhilboydStudge]

yeah really, holy shit

 

[jason...]

Hahahahha, OP I can't fucking believe you actually took that thread seriously. Seriously, just leave NS now.

 

[ScooterLapooter]

FIRST...second page

 

[NMkeaun]

what a fucking fanny flopping poo particle/bitchmade erection from anusvill