Yay, today is my birthday...

ElasmoSkiChick

ElasmoSkiChick

Active member
On this day (July 2, 2003), I officially turn seventeen. Yay. Now I can legally see R rated movies. BORING. Anyway, should be interesting... I work and then my parents grounded me (just for last night and today) for no reason to ensure that I don't get into any trouble. Same thing as my sixteenth birthday supposedly. A bunch of my friends came to visit me since my parents wouldn't let me leave, and I wasn't even allowed to look out of my window to see them, and my parents wouldn't accept their gifts or anything. Basically, I was locked in my room all day doing nothing. They're threatening the same thing for this year, but I have the truck now, so they have another thing comin'. Stupid irrational idiots.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
Happy 18th Bday! Sucks that you couldn't do much, but you have plenty of time to get into some trouble throughout the year.

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
happy birthday!

'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!' - homer simpson
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH!! :)

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SRMC

SFHNC 0/2000

 
yeaYEA happy birthday!!, mines at the end of summer woot woot, i'll be 16..beginners here i come

2 Inchers Club

I Miss My Friends...But my Aim is Improving
 
thats odd that your parents grounded you on like the highlight of your year...anyhow, have a good one.

Joel
 
happy birthday!

now can i have a birthday lapdance?

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'this is called the vicious blow, when you hit him you gotta strike him with yer mouth!!'--gay football coach

'wow look at the weirdo, he got his dang nab skis on backwards.....and backwards the other way too!! wow i bet that feels funny.'--some hick in Idaho
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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(your ad here)

'i feel naked without my clothes'

-kevan

 
happy birthday! mine is on the 6th.... I hope you get many a sexy skier guys on your special day!

~OFFICIAL NS HOOKER~

**Official Member of tha NS Nightclub**

Sex is when a guys communication enters a girls information to increase the population for a younger generation

do you get the information.. or do you need a demonstration?

~Nat~
 
i have a winter birthday (the 13th of december) so i can skip school and go ski yay

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°

SFHNC 0/1700
 
yep today's my 17th too, I'm not grounded, but I had to work earlier so that's similar..Happy B-day

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-Dave O'Neill

Representing the famed terrain of Ohio and New York
 
yeah happy birthday! u will recieve a cookie in the mail also

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
 
Happy birthday! Hope your parents lighten up a bit!

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

skihood.com
 
hey there usta be exactly 17 posts on this b4 i came hahahaha

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^ sounds like more pointless posting^
 
Thank you!!! My birthday actually went from good to bad to great! My parents lightened up this year because my shrink called them and told them to, hahaha. I woke up, went to Taco Bell with Tanner and David, went to work (where my co-workers got me a cake, balloons, and a bunch of presents ), and then as I was leaving work, my truck died because of some electrical problem. I didn't mind, though, because a REALLY hot guy in a sexy truck pulled up and had a tow rope, so he pulled my truck and me into a parking lot and we chatted until my parents came. Then, my family and I went out to Sullivan's (this REALLY nice yummy yum yum restaurant) and I had a TON of food (six whole king crab legs, top sirloin, fried calamari, a huge baked potato, a salad, bread, three Shirly Temples, cheesecake with raspberries, stone crab claw, this cheesy pepper pasta stuff, and key lime pie). Afterwards, I went to a movie with Tanner, and now I'm home. I got some new pairs of Dickies and a bunch of other shit, yay! Anyway, I'm glad I finally had a good birthday. Two of my co-workers have birthdays on the 6th. I'm leaving for North Carolina tomorrow afternoon (right after work), so I won't be on for about two weeks! I'll miss you guys! Cheers and Happy Birthday to everyone who will have them while I'm gone. TATA!!!!!

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
wow, sounds like it was a good day, glad you enjoyed it

2 Inchers Club

I Miss My Friends...But my Aim is Improving
 
you never asked for dickies,and im glad someone else here shares my love for key lime pie

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(your ad here)

'i feel naked without my clothes'

-kevan

 
u suk at life end urself

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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
17 and already used and abused, sad sad girl you are. you say tanner and david on here cause you know it's going to get a reaction and supply you with your drug of choice, attention from little boys.

 
happy birthday sarah1!!

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
 
Yeah happy birthday sarah.. So you chose Tanner?

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And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHT!!!
 
dude, freezy your birthday is the day after myne

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^if i have said anything that is pissing you off, ignore it because it was most likely a joke
 
I said Tanner and David because they're two of my friends... I always use names, even though nobody knows who they are because it helps me remember events and shit. Nevermind, but how was I used and abused? You're weird. David's one of my best friends, thank you. How would saying their names get a reaction out of people, and furthermore: why would I care?

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
yo whoever mentioned key lime pie, that stuff is the best damn thing ever made. ever tried one in the florida keys? ohh shit, thats all i gotta say

'Aww Shit, Where the fuck am I?' Jordan in the local corner store
 
thatd be me and elasmo, the best ever is from the Sagamore on lake george

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(your ad here)

'i feel naked without my clothes'

-kevan

 
he's not exactly a newb

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(your ad here)

'i feel naked without my clothes'

-kevan

 
i had key lime for my 19th a weekago

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What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff

Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock

Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
 
im eating more key lime now

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(your ad here)

'i feel naked without my clothes'

-kevan

 
^download the song key lime pie by AFI

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^if i have said anything that is pissing you off, ignore it because it was most likely a joke
 
'wooo today its July 3, 2003 and i woke up after sleeping and then i ate some food and did some shit and i hope this is interesting and my life sucks cause i couldnt see my friends, but i do get to ride my tricycle and LA DE FUCKING DA!'

'Lifes not a bitch, life is a beuatiful woman'

-Aesop Rock
 
tanner is tanner kote, she thinks hes hot, i think shes going out with him. she told me all of this.

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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

-cj

 
Tanner is actually Tanner Cote. You asked about him, so I told (since a lot of people thought I meant Tanner Hall, which would be MUCH better). I'm not going out with him.

My dessert was free because it was my birthday, so I took home two pieces of key lime, too, hahaha. It will be my lunch at work today

~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~

Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
so hey how about that birthday lapdance?

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'this is called the vicious blow, when you hit him you gotta strike him with yer mouth!!'--gay football coach

'wow look at the weirdo, he got his dang nab skis on backwards.....and backwards the other way too!! wow i bet that feels funny.'--some hick in Idaho
 
Aren't you supposed to GET a lapdance on your birthday, and not give one?

~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~

Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
A few cute shirts from people at work as well as ice cream, gift certificates, and inside joke things. I got money from all of my relatives and just a bunch of random stuff from friends. One of my friends is buying me new bindings (we're discussing things), and I went shopping with my money and gift cards already. Bought some more Dickies, some skirts, shorts, belts, lots of stuff. I have a TON of balloons, though. It was nuts driving home with them in my truck, let me tell you.

~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~

Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
ill give you a nice present sara,comes with cream filling too, open up!

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
hahaha I was waiting for that to come..

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-Dave O'Neill

Representing the famed terrain of Ohio and New York
 
i trun 15 the 23rd happy birthday to me, and you

sam, youre still a newb and oyu have like 2500 posts, all of oyure posts dont add anyhting to the threads.

 
hahahahahaha.....stef that was good. wonder if she'll accept?

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SRMC

SFHNC 0/2000

 
well i guess i could give you a lapdance but that wouldn't be any fun. you could give me one and we would both be happy.

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'this is called the vicious blow, when you hit him you gotta strike him with yer mouth!!'--gay football coach

'wow look at the weirdo, he got his dang nab skis on backwards.....and backwards the other way too!! wow i bet that feels funny.'--some hick in Idaho
 
happy birthday sarah, your present will be in the mail sometime soon

hash...weed...kif.... what funny names! is this 'weed' stuff tobacco? do you really smoke actual weeds from your garden? hash? do you mean 'half?'

*skierdudeguy*

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play
 
dude, sarah your parents are wack yo

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
oh, and happy birthday

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
did anyone else find reading about someone else's birthday events as boring as i did? i would rather mow my lawn than listen to this girl toot her own horn.

-chris
 
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