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Crystal-needs-a-park

Crystal-needs-a-park

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ok, so im looking at all the posts here, and none of them are actually about skiing, just gear. so please, write something about skiing here, where you skied today, how you were dreaming of skiing something, something totally false you made up about skiing, or some crazy ass story from whenever. so just giv'r and please spek about skiing.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
i'll start it off. everyday i walk past the SUB and the bus turn around here on the wonderful campus of UBC i walk by a very long rail. i see the rail and i see myself nutting myself on it. i see this because im not very good at rails yet and the rail im picturing is quite long and narrow. wehy dont i just do it you ask? well, i dont know anyone with a truck. theres snow over by the hockey rinks but i just cant get it accross campus with my longboard can i? so i will continue dreaming, watching it and dreaming of jibbing the shit out of both it and my oh so lonely nuts.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
you all suck. ok so i go to the pool this morning between classes to huck my meat off of the various diving aparatus. well you know what i learned? my huck sucks. i cant do shit, i flail and flip all over. i hope to god that when i try shit on skis i dont look like the fag i do now.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
okay, hows this.......... i skiied my new box today. dos htat count as a ski thread?

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
i have trouble NOT thinking about skiing... even when im jerking off... the girls are skiing... its wacked

Originally Posted by Phunk

'Nobody will see your nice skis while you're crying in the dark, pussy.'

Captain Planet... hero to all?
 
well then describe the girls skiing you foolish bastard... thats the point... i want to read about skiing, not what kind of skis youre getting or see pictures of the new rail you built, theres enough of that. TESTIFY!

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
^^^ To bad there is no snow.

Girls that ski are hot. Girls that look at Ski magazine are ten time hotter. www.bbsra.com
 
my skis stand at the foot of my bed

everyday i see myself

dropping a 15 footer

360

into 3 feet of fresh. nothing fancy. my needs are simple. i just want snow.

*rewind* *play*

this year i'm learning to do things i should've done 10 years ago. my body fights but my mind won't let go. age is no excuse and i can drink you under the table anyway, punk.

.0o.

*O*
 
I skied today. It was fun. More fun than playing hide and seek with your mom.

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
fuck this weather we are currently having....its hot as fuck out there and its almost November! Its ok, we are just gettin worked for being able to ski in June last season bitches.....have no fear, it is getting colder, and our time is almost near fellas...

CO is where its at bitches
 
welding the shit outta this rail for my front lawn....

'I spend a month learning a misty flip and then vinnie goes out and does it with a grab'mike d
 
I've been dreaming of skiing for what... like two years now. For the past week I wear my goggles all of the time and only take them off to shower and at work (because they won't let me wear them). Troy tells me about how he, Gus, and whomever else are going to the rink to get some and then doing some little stuff out at Gus' house. All I think about is is skiing and going up to Aly in April to relearn how to ski, basically (hopefully my deprived body will remember as much as my mind does). I'm going to try rails more this year, since I never really got into them before.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
I like me too.

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
y cant u ski?

Originally Posted by Phunk

'Nobody will see your nice skis while you're crying in the dark, pussy.'

Captain Planet... hero to all?
 
yeah, knees are evil terrorist bastards

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
the failure of this post only goes to prove that all of you suck and should just quit skiing and leave the mountain to me.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
^Hahaha, agreed.

Can't ski because my back is fucked the hell up.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
crystal need is a stupid schmuck, yeah because your gay ass post failed becaue your a fuckin idiot ill stop skiing- go fuck yourself man. and why the hell did you request that the guy above describe the girls he thinks about when he wacks off i thought this was a skiing post you sick fuck

 
^Guess your funny bone got broken and was never fully healed, hmm?

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
what the FUCK are u talking about elasmo chik you are responsible for the demise of man kind in general, and you really should do us all a favro and get your tubes tied before you accidentally re-create

rock out witcha cock out

-boyd
 
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