Yay 18 today

yeah not as cracked up as you think it would be, just now you can get thrown in jail, buy something that will give you lung cancer, gamble all your money away, and go see girls naked (and chances are the strip club your gonna go to will have extremely skanky bitches)

so yeah 18 sucks the real good birthday is 21
 
i thought you cant leave your house because you had your wisdom teeth out and had no chin. fucking liar
 
Congrats, in BC you can...

Vote.

Buy Porn.

Die for your country.

Get tried as an adult in court.

Greeeeeeeeeeat. (I just had my 18th in July, it's pretty much useless other than buying porn. But hey, when I go to train/compete in Alberta or Quebec, wont have to use my fake, oh "yay".)
 
I havnt associated being 18 to being able to get porn since Morpheus, Emule, sharezaa, limewire and soforth
 
i am hungry. i suppose that is about as relevant as the fact that today is your birthday. but in all seriousness, where the fuck is some food?
 
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