Ya'll Want a Picture...HUH HUH!?!?

I'm going to make the bet, that he becomes a stalker when she dumps him... (probley after finding out about him on ns)

hahaha funny shit, sad actually

 
she isnt all that hot... i've seen way better in my school, and i am friends with much hotter, but if you find her attractive thats what matters most right?

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'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'-Ali G

Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut

TheSaying Around Here Is: Go Big Or Go HOME

 
If she ever went on this site, she would dump your white military ass

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...

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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'

'Aren't you supposed to be in school? Yes, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Throwin' down some ten eightys! HAHAHAHAHAHA!'

'Do you know Fred Boot?'

'Maybe, what's his name?'
 
please tell me after your little highschool prom event you railed the HELL out of her

drink hard and die young

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toss your salad outta here
 
she is indeed very attractive, and you are lucky to score such a chick. I still don't think you guys will last. SOon she'll realize that she's pretty enough to ge the 'hot' guys that look either like the guys from boybands or like the singer of incubus. And she'll cheat on you with one of them haha

i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy
 
AWWWWWWWWW your profile says you like 'snuggling with Jen'

AWWWWWWW

how would you like to snuggle with a Glock in ur throat?

yes thats a threat

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'Theres nothing SPECIAL about being retarded'
 
its nice that shes still hanging on to you after you got your face messed up in that car crash, she sure is faithful (are you a wealthy man, ilovejen??)

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Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
I think she looks like she was railed in the face with a two by four...but maybe thats just me. She also needs to shave.

What matters is what you're doing. Not what they're doing.

 
ScratchCobra66 you know what, i had thaught the same thing... except not the 2by4 part... but every one is goveling at a girlfriend that this guy has... supposatively... who is to say those are real pictures... you could have found them off the internet some where... we dont know exactiolly what you look like, and on that not you could find a way hotter chick theres hotter chicks out there and i have ya hotter chicks in my school and i live in a small town.

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'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'-Ali G

Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut

TheSaying Around Here Is: Go Big Or Go HOME

 
woooohf. Buddahead extreme. that shit is foul.

some dudes may say your gf is attractive, but id say that even with a girlfriend, you're still the gayest person on this site.

shes fucking orange too

'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G

'the devil only exists beacuse of your belief in him, same goes for that other guy'

- Sage Francis

 
dude Ilovejen, you've been dating your girl for 4 weeks, ok, and you buy her 300 dollar earrings which were half of your earnings at your job

she must really honor your dedication, especially cause you had to suck 30 dicks at 10 bucks a pop to afford those earrings, thats dedication, way to go.

'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G

'the devil only exists beacuse of your belief in him, same goes for that other guy'

- Sage Francis

 
Im sure your girlfriend thinks you are coming on a tad strong buddy. Just some advice but you might want to chill out a little bit.....4 weeks????? christ, I give it another 2, tops.

 
10$ on thats his sister who just felt bad when he didnt have a prom date, OR he blackmailed her into going out with him. Maybe a combo of the 2

Cuddle? You fag!
 
man iLoveJennifer u are one of the uglyest men i have ever seen in my life dog, how did u land that hottie,

my best guess is, that it is his sister what do u guys think??

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'^u r sooooooooooooooo gay'-CalebtheHartman

'wow, that was a good comeback, just repeating the same thing, but in a way which makes you sound retarded. im in awe at your mad insulting skills. no seriously. your my new hero.'-Apple

i invented the name 'japical'
 
haha petek i was thinking the same thing

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
Girls don't like when you post pictures of them on the internet without consent.

It's also illegal.

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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
 
hahahahhaa kevin ur awesome!

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'You're so white, tryin' so hard to be gangsta...just like all the boyz in Oregon, cuz yo, like so many leave Compton, to move to Bend...cuz they wanna be keepin' it real...gettin' their bling on at Bachelor and Hood.

' -christie-luv2ski

THE LAB

*NWFT*
 
shes pretty hot but she isnt fucking shannon elizabeth, so i really think you need to check yourself and realize how much of a tool you are, i seriously hope for your own good that you arent this whipped, but you really need to realize that there are many beatiful women in this world, and even though you are extremely funny looking, you might get lucky and score one again

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The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
I love how your entire profile is all about her.You are soo gonna cry yourself into your pillow when she dumps your obsesive ass!!

.at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.
 
i was hoping for jennifers sake this was all just a joke, but unfortunatly i have realized that you are a crazy ass freak.

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Eternal Nothingness is Okay if Your Dressed For It

 
That light isnt at all flattering to her. There, i was nice about saying your sister is ugly.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'

'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
 
Not to take anything away from your GF, but truthfully, she's not that hot. She's nothing compared to my ex, who I smashed the hell outta. Unforturnately, all that you're going to do with her is get used and dumped. Pity.

NS has become the official gathering of the world's dumbest people.

Scratch174, thank you.
 
this is going to get back to her, just like what happened to me...but it wont me as bad

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WWW.FLAT-EARTH.ORG

THE EARTH IS FLAT FUCKERS

 
Wow, that's really really creepy. Not only is this guy ugly as sin, but he probably paid the broad to go to Prom with him, and her face is so shiny it's like a mirror. If this guy has only been with her for four weeks and he's this obsessed with her... Holy. I'd get a restraining order if I was her. Then again, he is what... fifteen, and they tend to dramatically overuse the L word. Fucking idiots.

Sarah

Reppin' 907

'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'

-Jay (rebel)
 


haha check out her eyebrows, they are like ^ ^

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
Looks like his sister to me and those pictures are fuckin nasty above your piano are fucking nasty haha

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Your not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

Cleavage(n.): Something that can be looked down on and approved of at the same time.

What is the difference between a reindeer, an elk and a regular deer?

A reindeer is more chewy...
 
Seriously, it is pathetic how much you are obsessed with someone like you are now just because of how young you are. Don't understand what I'm talking about? Give it a few months and you'll be back on here posting on how much you hate her and she's such a bitch. I've seen it happen many times to many people, no matter how it comes out it is still highschool drama.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
Wow. That is sad. Snuggling? Dude you are a little bitch but you are like 17....hahaha

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
ilovejen your a spolied bitch i bet you JUST got your own twins for christmas THIS YEAR. who gets 2 pairs of skis...well besides atlanta, who we know is pimp and has mad cash...but by your number of posts, you shouldnt have even been talking before now if im right

Im now Libertarian.

And sexy as hell.

 
i just read your info. i was right. you bitch why go on this site only to talk about your girlfriend until now. and a beginner shouldnt have maiden AK's and AR5's your hoebag.

Im now Libertarian.

And sexy as hell.

 
#1: She's cute (7.5/10) no super model.

#2: Just from what I can see, you look like the type of hardass redneck you'd find over in Iraq killin off towelheads for G-dub. Not snuggling and pampering her.

#3: Is this your first girlfriend? Cause when I had my first official girlfriend in 9th grade, I wanted to pamper her and put her in every aspect of my life too, but she got freaked out and dumped me. Wouldn't be too damn surprised if the same thing happened to you.

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Making skiing preppy again since 1999.
 
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