YALL NEVER POST EDITS

14294414:skierman said:
You're a bigger clown than The Bunch. You're further proof that the harder someone forces style, the more they lack in actual skill.
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Agreed x_ankilla’s edits are the peak of forced new wave garbage
 
14294414:skierman said:
Is it afterbang when you never leave the ground?

You're a bigger clown than The Bunch. You're further proof that the harder someone forces style, the more they lack in actual skill.
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have you still not posted an edit? hmm that's Lame..

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14294414:skierman said:
Is it afterbang when you never leave the ground?

You're a bigger clown than The Bunch. You're further proof that the harder someone forces style, the more they lack in actual skill.
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You just an angry dumb bitch bruh, put the tip in your mouth and get over yourself

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topic:X_ANKILLA said:
YALL NEVER POST EDITS. Like For Real. All yall lil Keyboard Warriors haha Like suck yo thumb and glance back at the pair of skis in the corner of your room just so you feel Validated to be HATERS ON THA INTERWEBS. hahahaha Luike for real. Like TRAP ANGEL SKIERMAN and the rest of you Nameless nerds like yall don't drop HAMMERS. Like HOWWWWW. Bruh HAMMERS ARE SO EASY TO DROP. Shit I could Drop a Whole Fuckin Tool Box on yall. Yall always so Mad like some old Cuckold sittin in the Corner while I Finesse yo Bitch like the Savage I am. Yall SAD.

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What did I just watch? I intentionally make shitty edits.. this guys doing my job!
 
14294533:X_ANKILLA said:
I did. But Keystone Sucked. My Knee sucked. And by February I fucked my Knee again and needed Surgery.
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I heard that taking some bumps of carrot juice and some watermelon bong tips heals this shit quick af...just sayin
 
14294533:X_ANKILLA said:
I did. But Keystone Sucked. My Knee sucked. And by February I fucked my Knee again and needed Surgery.
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Let's see......

Judges others based on number of edits posted on social media....

Blames the resort for his shitty skiing....

Blames his knee for his shitty skiing....

Blames a vague injury for his lack of skiing...

Let me guess, you cry while you masturbate? My 13 year old chubby niece has more self confidence than you.
 
14294549:skierman said:
Let's see......

Judges others based on number of edits posted on social media....

Blames the resort for his shitty skiing....

Blames his knee for his shitty skiing....

Blames a vague injury for his lack of skiing...

Let me guess, you cry while you masturbate? My 13 year old chubby niece has more self confidence than you.
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I do Judge other Skiers by the Quantity and Quality of the Ski Edit Content they produce. DUHHH

Vail cut A51 in half. They Slashed the Park budget and made the Entire Alley into a Bunny Hill. They didn't change the Park Set up once the entire Season. Only Minor additions and fucking around with the already decent jump line.

I didn't have an ACL, My Lateral Meniscus was squished outside of my knee. And my other one had a Tear. I also had cartilage damage from my Lateral Miniscus being squished outside my knee.

During the Season I had 2 knee injuries, on Dec 25th I did a backflip on Jump 2, I over rotated slightly, I fully Extended & Locked out my knee to prevent this. Upon landing my knee Buckled. I took 2 weeks off of skiing and did a 4 1/2 Day Dry Fast to heal.

On February 15th on the same Jump, I did a straight air with a Mute. The Mute grab Dislocated my knee in the air and I came down on it like that. My Season ended that morning.

SkierButtHoleMan. You're Retarded.
 
14294582:BrightFrog said:
I carry a sharpie around summit county just in case I have the chance to get ankilla’s autograph
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I carry a G2 Pilot Pen on me just in case people want it.
 
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yeah but can we bring this ankilla back, I heavily fucked with this edit back in the day, thug Chris>tactical vegan Chris
 
14294612:dwt802 said:
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yeah but can we bring this ankilla back, I heavily fucked with this edit back in the day, thug Chris>tactical vegan Chris
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I deeply appreciate the Love on that Homie, But please Understand you only believe that because you have yet to relate to The Verses I'm Layin now. So Treat yourself to Modern Times Homie.

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Dude is a LEGEND. Literally probably shaped NS more than any pro.

14294612:dwt802 said:
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yeah but can we bring this ankilla back, I heavily fucked with this edit back in the day, thug Chris>tactical vegan Chris
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14294640:BrightFrog said:
Dude is a LEGEND. Literally probably shaped NS more than any pro.
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Bruh Real Talk, Back in 2017 when I was indecisive on whether I should kill myself or not, I was leaning back in my Desk chair in my room day dreaming out the Window. And I had this Vivid Vision of me doin a Cork 7 Tail on Jump 5 at A51, and It was so Beautiful I Decided that's what I'mma do. I'mma be a "Culture-Defining" Skier. Not a Pro Skier. Not The Best Skier. But a Skier to Impact the Culture in such a way that Kids growin up couldn't think of Skiing Park without me Coming to Mind followed by a Smile and Stoke.
 
14294612:dwt802 said:
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yeah but can we bring this ankilla back, I heavily fucked with this edit back in the day, thug Chris>tactical vegan Chris
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Whoops sorry Peep This.

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id just like to thank ya for stayin out of our way in the satch steeps n deeps and kis on the brolorado flat, groomed and shallow

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If ankilla took back all the dumb shit he said about Holocaust denial, the nEW wOrLD orDer dA dEEp STateE & cABaL, swallowing sperm, etc. then he’d probably be one of my favorite NS users
 
14294726:DesertStix said:
If ankilla took back all the dumb shit he said about Holocaust denial, the nEW wOrLD orDer dA dEEp STateE & cABaL, swallowing sperm, etc. then he’d probably be one of my favorite NS users
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Hahaha what you Talkin bout B. I'm already Yalls favorite. Yall can't Stop giving me Attention Bruh. Love and Hate have the Same common denominator of Attention. I Bask in all forms of Attention. So WHY TF would I throw away all the shit I've discovered to be True when Yall Still givin me What I WANT. haha C'mon Dawg. Get Wise to the Game Here.
 
You want us to think you’re a goofy ass, fruit obsessed, less-than-intelligent try hard who is decent on skis but can’t be taken seriously as a person? Check.

14294738:X_ANKILLA said:
Hahaha what you Talkin bout B. I'm already Yalls favorite. Yall can't Stop giving me Attention Bruh. Love and Hate have the Same common denominator of Attention. I Bask in all forms of Attention. So WHY TF would I throw away all the shit I've discovered to be True when Yall Still givin me What I WANT. haha C'mon Dawg. Get Wise to the Game Here.
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14294782:DesertStix said:
You want us to think you’re a goofy ass, fruit obsessed, less-than-intelligent try hard who is decent on skis but can’t be taken seriously as a person? Check.
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HELL YEAH BRUHHHHHH #WINNING
 
Got it. How’s the anti-soros pedophile task force going? Have we figured out who was really in the basement of comet pizza yet? Trump taken out the cabal? Have those decades of Holocaust research, testimonies, and evidence all been exposed as a lie? Dope edit though

14294785:X_ANKILLA said:
HELL YEAH BRUHHHHHH #WINNING
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14294794:DesertStix said:
Got it. How’s the anti-soros pedophile task force going? Have we figured out who was really in the basement of comet pizza yet? Trump taken out the cabal? Have those decades of Holocaust research, testimonies, and evidence all been exposed as a lie? Dope edit though
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Things are going well from what I can tell. James Alefantis installed a secret basement to connect to the tunnels under DC. There are Pictures. Trump had to let the Cabal Kill itself. Trump 2024. The Holocaust is Real. The Financial System of Pre-WW1 & 2 Europe is what caused the Holocaust. And yeah Lil Dawg. I know my Shit Slaps. Make sure yo girl never see it.
 
And fucking faucis emails, amirite?

14294798:X_ANKILLA said:
Things are going well from what I can tell. James Alefantis installed a secret basement to connect to the tunnels under DC. There are Pictures. Trump had to let the Cabal Kill itself. Trump 2024. The Holocaust is Real. The Financial System of Pre-WW1 & 2 Europe is what caused the Holocaust. And yeah Lil Dawg. I know my Shit Slaps. Make sure yo girl never see it.
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Ankilla needs to quit doing so many enemas. His butt is sticking out always like he has a log of shit in his pants
 
14294887:Elcheapo said:
So, some don't go up to play with cameras, they go to ski
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We're talking about the kids on NS that Hate on everyone but don't have credibility as skiers.
 
“Where your clips at?” Is a pretty timeless thing tbh, people these days still get clips but they’re just editing them into shorter formats.

I still prefer watching full length edits but I still appreciate a well put together insta post / mini edit.
 
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topic:X_ANKILLA said:
YALL NEVER POST EDITS. Like For Real. All yall lil Keyboard Warriors haha Like suck yo thumb and glance back at the pair of skis in the corner of your room just so you feel Validated to be HATERS ON THA INTERWEBS. hahahaha Luike for real. Like TRAP ANGEL SKIERMAN and the rest of you Nameless nerds like yall don't drop HAMMERS. Like HOWWWWW. Bruh HAMMERS ARE SO EASY TO DROP. Shit I could Drop a Whole Fuckin Tool Box on yall. Yall always so Mad like some old Cuckold sittin in the Corner while I Finesse yo Bitch like the Savage I am. Yall SAD.

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Complains about no one posting edits. Says ns should copy insta and everyone should stop posting edits.
 
14295539:Lonely said:
Complains about no one posting edits. Says ns should copy insta and everyone should stop posting edits.
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Ay can you post an edit before you Nerd Out on Me.
 
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