Yall 1 Pump Chumps

14355531:mrk127 said:
stay mad
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Eh whatever. Dude makes thread about cumming too fast which nobody asked for. I done tried to help lol. Only clicked because somebody messaged me and asked to delete their post in here. I'm out.
 
14355597:theabortionator said:
Eh whatever. Dude makes thread about cumming too fast which nobody asked for. I done tried to help lol. Only clicked because somebody messaged me and asked to delete their post in here. I'm out.
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tell us what post, don’t beee to tell us who tho, keep the anonymity ?

in all seriousness this thread is so hilarious, definitely thinking differently about a ton of people that posted in here with the “hell yea preach brother!” vibes
 
Say what you want about Yoga but it puts you on another level for both skiing and in bed. Opening the pelvic floor is especially important as it gives you more blood flow and puts more pressure in the pump for when you do go. It helps you control your breathing much better too. Kegel exercises also make a big difference and are really easy to do. Its the same muscles you use if you are taking a piss and need to stop for a sec. If you are sitting bored at class or wherever just do 10 squeezes of those muscles then hold for 10 seconds and repeat until you feel it get tired. You can work your way up from there. That is the same muscle that drives your pump so the more conditioned it is (and relaxed it is) the harder your going to blow.

Also when you start to get older you need take care of your prostate. I recommend Saw Palmetto every day as it keeps it conditioned and you will perform better. It helps prevent hair loss as well. Ginko Biloba increases blood flow and can boost performance as well, just dont take it with alcohol as it can cause problems with bleeding. Ginger tea or capsules will also keep your testosterones levels up which isnt an issue in your 20s but when you get into your 30s it naturally starts to drop.
 
lord ankilla please teach me how to get bitches

topic:X_ANKILLA said:
Aight I know the majority of yall struggle with holdin your shit and not dyin in her. So lemme hit yall with some strategies. Big Homie Chris got yall. Class is in session.

1st off, Diet really does play a roll in Lasting during sex. If you eat Dense Acidic Foods that cause Inflammation, you gunna find that you pop easier, compared to when you eating more Fruits and Veggies. That internal gut pressure pushes on your Prostate increasing stimulation. That Gut Pressure also increases the internal Heat your lower body. And a Hot Willy is one that is ready to Bust.

#2 Breathing is important. You hold your breath then you gunna pop. And it's easy to forget to breath. You should Breath just like you Breath when jogging, or running, or sprinting. You need that Cool oxygen coming in. Like I said before Temperature is an issue if you want to Last. And Breathing cools you down. Plus it's a good thing to focus on so you don't get lost in the Pleasure.

3rd thing. THIS AINT A PORNO. Do not be trying to just clap her like a jackhammer. Take it slow. Don't get too excited. You know what girls like MORE than the Fast Strokes? VARIATION. They love the slow strokes, the deep strokes, the shallow shy strokes. There's so much you can do, don't die in her only doin 1 high RPM stroke for only a minute. Here's a lil strategy, Play some music that's sexy. Sexy music often times has great rhythms you can follow with your stroke. Slow sometimes, then more up beat, then back to slow. It also helps for you to not get lost in the pleasure and accidentally bust.

4th and Final thing, Take breaks homie. You don't have to be in it THE ENTIRE TIME. if you're gettin too hot, pull out and cuddle. Or if you want to keep her hot, Work that tongue on her for a bit while Willy blows off some Steam in the cold air. Be Patience with the process. The longer it lasts the more pleasure over all.

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14355528:theabortionator said:
Thread about premature ejac action. Suggest something that could be helpful. Get down voted because pulling out in the middle and cuddling or eating more fruits and veggies seems like a better answer.

Mmkay
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I'm sorry that you've never made it past round 1 lil homie.
 
14355535:HypeBeast said:
I think ur being downvoted cuz of your suggestions. I'll say numbing stuff sucks. Had that in a variety pack once. Went so numb couldn't feel anything and went soft. Not cool.... Also ankillas suggestion of stopping and using other ways to keep ur partner going (cuddling would ruin a vibe midsex that's dumb) is basically edging and can actually increase the intensity of an orgasm. Jus saying.

It is kinda funny ankilla advocates to avoid acidic foods but then says to eat fruit so no oranges op? Ever heard of citric acid? Ur whole theory is bull but still funny af that it's back to fruit.
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You're a retard. I'm talking about Alkaline Ash vs Acid Ash foods. Oranges and lemons are Alkaline Ash. The metabolized chemistry overall has a basic PH, even though the Raw fruit can have an overall Acidic PH. Lick my Fruity Butthole.
 
14355597:theabortionator said:
Eh whatever. Dude makes thread about cumming too fast which nobody asked for. I done tried to help lol. Only clicked because somebody messaged me and asked to delete their post in here. I'm out.
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Bye bitch.
 
14355701:SuspiciousFish said:
Say what you want about Yoga but it puts you on another level for both skiing and in bed. Opening the pelvic floor is especially important as it gives you more blood flow and puts more pressure in the pump for when you do go. It helps you control your breathing much better too. Kegel exercises also make a big difference and are really easy to do. Its the same muscles you use if you are taking a piss and need to stop for a sec. If you are sitting bored at class or wherever just do 10 squeezes of those muscles then hold for 10 seconds and repeat until you feel it get tired. You can work your way up from there. That is the same muscle that drives your pump so the more conditioned it is (and relaxed it is) the harder your going to blow.

Also when you start to get older you need take care of your prostate. I recommend Saw Palmetto every day as it keeps it conditioned and you will perform better. It helps prevent hair loss as well. Ginko Biloba increases blood flow and can boost performance as well, just dont take it with alcohol as it can cause problems with bleeding. Ginger tea or capsules will also keep your testosterones levels up which isnt an issue in your 20s but when you get into your 30s it naturally starts to drop.
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Brilliant addition. Mah Dawg knows what's up.
 
14355747:matt.morc said:
lord ankilla please teach me how to get bitches
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Don't sayyyyyy Sexual things like "Wanna fuck" or "You're hot." Speak with a Sexualness implicitly. "Damn that sounds Hard." "I bet you get Wet in that Storm." "I don't think you can handle it." Sneak in Key words when you can in casual convo. And speak as if everything is a competition between you and her. Softly Trash Talk a lil bit. And keep doing it until she finally catches on to the implicity Seualness of the convo, but she's the one who brings it up and says sexual words explicitly. (Make it seem as if you're innocent and she's the one all of a sudden bringing it up.) Honestly my favorite and most successful line once at this point is "You Don't Think I'm Cute Do You?" That's you putting the ball completely in her court. After that I usually respond to whatever she says with, "Well What Ya Gunna Do About It?" Do you see how you're antagonizing her. You're challenging her, Implying she's not up to Par for you but she might be. And now She has the opportunity to prove it.

That's how I get Bitches in real life ad on tinder.
 
Imagine ur a woman and ankilla is talking ur ear off about dry fasting and the lack of Holocaust evidence as he’s inside you under fluorescent lights
 
14356149:Skiblade420 said:
Imagine ur a woman and ankilla is talking ur ear off about dry fasting and the lack of Holocaust evidence as he’s inside you under fluorescent lights
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It works more than you think??
 
14356063:X_ANKILLA said:
You're a retard. I'm talking about Alkaline Ash vs Acid Ash foods. Oranges and lemons are Alkaline Ash. The metabolized chemistry overall has a basic PH, even though the Raw fruit can have an overall Acidic PH. Lick my Fruity Butthole.
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Lol I miss these posts.
 
14355747:matt.morc said:
lord ankilla please teach me how to get bitches
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Step 1: Drink your own piss, you want your breath to smell of piss.

Step 2: Intentionally sunburn yourself so dead flakes of skin fall on her.

Step 3: Believe everything you see on instagram.

Step 4: Lie on the internet about getting laid.
 
14356437:CLQ said:
Step 1: Drink your own piss, you want your breath to smell of piss.

Step 2: Intentionally sunburn yourself so dead flakes of skin fall on her.

Step 3: Believe everything you see on instagram.

Step 4: Lie on the internet about getting laid.
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Step 5: Profit?
 
Perfect time to remind you of when you were complaining about women not liking you on IG

[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1020491/trim-95EB0F08-FC50-4840-8370-5E40DAE3C2A1-MOV[/video]
 
14356756:DesertStix said:
Perfect time to remind you of when you were complaining about women not liking you on IG

[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1020491/trim-95EB0F08-FC50-4840-8370-5E40DAE3C2A1-MOV[/video]
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Bruh straight up, Literally at the beginning of this Summer my Big Homie Hannah told me how to do it, then I hopped on Tinder, Played that shit Trial & Error, and by the End of the Summer I had my formula. And just been smashin poon since.
 
Sounds like you need to change your username to “poon smasher” ya legend

14356858:X_ANKILLA said:
Bruh straight up, Literally at the beginning of this Summer my Big Homie Hannah told me how to do it, then I hopped on Tinder, Played that shit Trial & Error, and by the End of the Summer I had my formula. And just been smashin poon since.
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