Ya know what I hate?

NoTeefa

NoTeefa

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When your in the shower and one of those high pressure streams of water hits your nuts just right and it hurts like a bitch.

I hate that
 
when you are yelled at for being late to class, and you are stuck behind like 6 black girls, walking slow and talking loud. Then after 6 months of this bullshit, you finally scream "GODAMMIT NIGGERS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY AND CLOSE YOUR GODAMN MOUTH!!!" and for some reason the niggers get all uppity.

bunk, yo.
 
its an old ass shower head so it doesn't spread the water out that well, so it comes at you in these huge fucking drops, and if it hits your balls it sucks

i really should get a new shower head
 
why is the shower head aimed at your nutz in the first place i mean i have mine aimed at my head or is it just me
 
if by generalization you mean a ratio of 6000:1 true to false, then yes.

you see, when you have a number like 6000, up against a number like 1, the 6000 is going to just devour the 1 until it no longer exists. THe end product is 6000:0 and voila! we have a stereotype!

dont say they arent true.
 
I hate you get all wet and soapy and you have to take a huge shit so you have to walk over to the toilet all wet and shit and when you go to wipe your ass the tp sticks to it and shit cause its all wet. I really hate that.
 
my shower dont hit my balls... but i was at this hotel once and the water was like fuckin rain just REALLY REALLY lo pressure
 
or when you take a shit and your poop makes a splash and the infected toliet water goes up your ass, damn that stings
 
i hate when i get into a hottub and my turtleneck comes down and my head gets all fuckin burned and shit.. FUCKIN HATE IT..

but cris i fell yah.. i know bout the water ball pain

and tananka.. the preferd term is porch monkey.. not nigger
 
i hate it when your teacher doesn't let you go to the bathroom so you piss yourself in front of the whole class causing the most embarrassing moment of your entire life and putting a new record on how low your self esteem can possibly go. happened to a girl in my 8th grade math class. i bet the teacher felt pretttty good about herself when she was cleaning the piss off the seat.
 
i hate when one of the streams gets messed up and sprays way left or right, so tit feels like a big gap in the water comin at you
 
what pisses me off... those mother fuckers who walk into a door I opened for myself!! i wanna hip check those bitches!

..and 1080skierguy, your post fuckin cracked me up
 
we have only one nigger girl in my school, its awsome, she just hangs out with some trash kids. (only 2 black boys too!)
 
word. in the halls, before the lockers theres like a doorway thats kinda narrow, and some bitches decided to stop and chat right there, completely stopping the flow of traffic. so i said fuck it and plowed right through them and they got all bitchy but i couldnt hear them cause i had my tunes on
 
Yeah i fucking hate that bullshit back in highschool too, motherfucking girls feel they need to walk all slow and take up the whole hallway with all their friends and share their personal lives with EVERYONE.

im always thinking to myself "fuck, NOONE CARES!"
 
man check this, my threads are all destined to turn into classics.

Whoever said that about your poop splashing poopy water back onto your ass is spot on. I hate that shit
 
i still think you have showers upside-down to be able to nut-tap your balls with the water coming out of the shower head. Either that or you have elephantitis
 
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