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alpentalik

alpentalik

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do you ever kiss your mom and then think about the last time she gave your dad head?

''I didn't wanna fuck that kid in the ass 'cuz I'm a fag, I just wanted to let him know that he's a bitch!'' -LOKA$H
 
no I kiss her and think of the last time I gave my dad head.

Yes, I know what pee tastes like.

You're better off dead, why don't you try pushing dasies instead.
 
Hahaha. Weird asses. I don't kiss my mom.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
thank you for reminding me

***********NAT********

Skier guys rock my world!

'If you think about it skiing is a lot like fucking. Your boots are the guy, your bindings are the chick, and your ski is their bed!'

 
I think having an affectionate gay father would be much more disturbing.

-Mike

Dude I was fine before you tried to turn me into a cake - me after ralphing after being antiqued
 
yeah......holy shit thats nasty

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Froggy has the best random shit. pikachu must die

'if you leave headphones on for an hour, it increases the amount of bacteria in your ear by 700 times'-Froggy

'in the last decade, 19 people have lost part or all of their vision due to camel spit'-Froggy
 
i only kiss my mom when i'm broke...

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*~*SUPER BUNNY*~*

'If you can fill the unforgiving minute,

with sixty seconds worth of distance run,

then you can have the earth and everything thats in it.' -If, Rudyard kipling
 
anyone ever kiss your moms bearded clam and wonder when the last time ur dad busted a fat load of nutbutter in there was??

-Jonny, skiing the ice so the other half of the country

My choice is what i choose to do, and if I'm causin no harm it shouldnt bother you?

Your choice is who you choose to be, if your causin no harm you're alright with me.

Before you knock it try it first, for you will see its a blessing and not a curse.

If you dont like my fire then don't come around, cuz i gonna burn one down.

 
when i kiss my mom (when i need money) i kiss her on the cheek so i don't have to worry about that too much...

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 
think about it... your parents would have had to do it at some point otherwise u wouldnt be here??

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Girl All The bad Guys Want!

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Boys are like Clothes... Highly Over-rated!!!
 
my mom just gave me a peck on the cheek. wait....AHHHHHHHHH!

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
 
ya i kiss her on the cheek for da reason

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch

Your Daddy works in porno, now that your mommies not around. She used to love her heroin but now shes underground.~ Guns N' Roses My Michelle
 
damnnn

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
it's just like when u kiss your gf.. basically kissing your own cock.. hopefully not someone elses though..

and you're probably not getting much cock unless it's open mouth.. and if it is.. seek help..

it's still fuckin raunchy to think about though man

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
ewwwww.....

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

No, boners are nasty...especially if ur freak dancing with a guy that u dont know and you feel their boner...yuck

-Sara
 
remember those days when your mom used to breast feed you?? ahhhh those were the days...wait, fuck, thats a bad thought, sucking on my moms tit and what not

-Craig (a.k.a. Boner)

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else

sms session 4
 
remember the day when your were born and your cock/pussy rubbed against your mothers snatch in a bloody painful scream?

''I didn't wanna fuck that kid in the ass 'cuz I'm a fag, I just wanted to let him know that he's a bitch!'' -LOKA$H
 
one time my friend was like 'ive never eaten pussy' and i was like 'everyone has, when they were born'

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Dan Maguire

Official NS guy left in the dark

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
thats hot - being glazed like a donut with your moms blood and pussy juice.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'

 
so is childbirth.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'

 
ive fucked both my parents at the same time and glazed their faces and made them snowball

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
you guys kiss your parents on the lips? WTF?

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
i kiss my mom on both sets of lips

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
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