xmas shopping for girls.

madontarian

madontarian

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what do most girls like to get for xmas, a lot of people say perfume, anything else? And btw, how is everybody's shoppin coming along, mine sucks, i've got nothin so far.

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right now all i have is ten bucks for Xmas shoppin.. if its your GF your shoppin for get some roses and cut a hole in the bottom of a box and put you wang in the hole then hold the box down there with your hands and say, open up, and there you go... if its for your mom get something like purfume or like a teddy bear or a gift card/certificate. something like that.. dont forget a card

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Send a postcard from the skiresort where your located and say that your broke and think about her all the time. Or try to make it even cheaper, there are a lot of post order companies that give away free stuff if you pretend that you want to buy something, but this is probably a bit late now.

Remember that its the thought that counts.

 
jewelry is always good i think. my x-mas shopping sucks, i havent' gotten anything for anyone. i'm broke too

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?

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if she skis get her a movie or a subsciption to a ski magazine.. if she doesnt then get her a hoodie.. cant go wrong with a hoodie.. or a build-a-bear... those make the best gifts.. wow i havent posted on this site in a long time

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'..I am like what the f--k are you talking about. I am a skier..' -eric pollard
 
i like to get things i can cherish. like a special tree ornament that has some meaning to a friendship behind it or a picture of the person in a nice frame. something i can have forever and always be reminded by. i like that

skank wars got cancelled.. go yell at skyy,
 
buy her a cactus

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Man, the guy above knows it all. Pink a frames are the sweetest. But for me i'd rather not get perfume or something like that... something funny or something that i've been talking about a lot.

 
im getting my chick a small tub of play-doh, one of those grasshead things (where they grow grass as hair), a stuffed animal butterfly, a $5 chinese fakewatch, and a shitty ring

what else should i get?

What?
 
get 'er a dildo....it's the gift that keeps on giving, maybe she'll even let ya whatch...

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Sure, the good guys always win...but the bad guys have more fun...

Teneighty's only suck cause you don't have them.

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oh yea, thanks for the reminder DFT1080....make sure the dildo's her size too, or you may wanna go with a gift certificate to Dildo's R Us or something....

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:Pain is temporary, glory's forever:

Sure, the good guys always win...but the bad guys have more fun...

Teneighty's only suck cause you don't have them.

BIATCH!
 
teneighty are you insecure with your abilities? thats sad.. see my man is good enough i dont need a present like that.

skank wars got cancelled.. go yell at skyy,
 
Ya, I'm 14 and I've been going out with my gf for 3 months now. I've had gf before, but this is the first one that I actually like, know what I mean? So, I've never had to buy a girl something for Christmas. Whatdo I do?? How much do I spend and what do 14 year old girls like...?

You help is greatly appreciated.

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oh, I don't need to get a gf a present, this was for my man, whoever did this post...but I know how much us guys are into masturbation so I figured...what girl wouldn't want a dildo? It's like a girl getting a guy lotion and a porno....y acan't go wrong...

...lol

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:Pain is temporary, glory's forever:

Sure, the good guys always win...but the bad guys have more fun...

Teneighty's only suck cause you don't have them.

BIATCH!
 
yup, sad, but prob. true

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?

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I would tell ya what I got my boy but seeing hes a member on here i dont want to ruin the surprise!! ;)

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My halo needs some duct tape.

I'm tired of being an Angel I wanna be a Princess!
 
oh i also like getting big soft teddy bears. big being big enough to squeeze. not tiny. lol *HINT HINT*

skank wars got cancelled.. go yell at skyy,
 
Stuff from the Body Shop is always nice!!! it smells so good and they dont test on animals!!

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My halo needs some duct tape.

I'm tired of being an Angel I wanna be a Princess!
 
I like testing on animals...

speaking of animals...whay happened the the kill a cat thread? bastards.

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:Pain is temporary, glory's forever:

Sure, the good guys always win...but the bad guys have more fun...

Teneighty's only suck cause you don't have them.

BIATCH!
 
yea, disguisting.....wtf

um, a girl that has everything....hm, more of what she's already got I guess...

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:Pain is temporary, glory's forever:

Sure, the good guys always win...but the bad guys have more fun...

Teneighty's only suck cause you don't have them.

BIATCH!
 
Im gettin one person a present this year. She is getting two cds (both my bands... she asked for these) and a few comdoms, different flavors of course. Maybe ill make her a pretty card too.

 
every time you jack off for six months, unload in one of them reusable ketchum squirters, buy and XL dildo and carve out the inards and put it over the dispenser...she won't leave the house for weeks, she won't even have to eat with all that calorie intake.

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girls say i'm immature and childish so i just make them macaroni art or sock puppets and for some weird reason they actually like it. here's a hint, be really cheap and somehow girls perceive it as being sentimental.

 
this one time i spanked it into a cup and gave it to this girl. she wasent very appreciative and just drank it. whore

you there get down on this throbbing pole of hot man chickken
 
This thread is funny...I'm calling all my female frinds over to read it. They're not sharing my enthusiasm. I don't get it....

Why don't grils like to Masturbate?

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see the dude's big problem was asking a bunch of guys what to get a girl.

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make her a cd with all her favourite songs.. or 'your' songs.

Word to your mom Harvey. / This young girl, she's a freak.
 
haha, very true aggro. Your best bet would probably be to just send some of the site girls a messege...

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actually, ive never met anybody who doesnt love chapstick, so if you're looking for something wicked cheap... but it has to be cherry, no doubt.

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I'm not saying that I do

I just wish that something was different

so hide your indifference away*~
 
chapstick, brilliant idea. you can save that $1.50 on chapstick and make her some yourself. hell, make it for all your girl friends. i'm thinking mixing toothpaste, lip balm, and cherry cola and putting it in a jam jar and giving it to 'em. everyone loves stuff in bulk. and better yet...it's something u made and that'll get you extra points with any girl in your life; be it your teacher, your mom, or some whore on the street

 
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'hey you got a peny? you have more than that... your holding out on me.' some national judo champion talking to Charles on the streets of toronto outside the strip club.
 
Pink duct tape. Or a dead cat....just make sure the tails long and stiff

my that was dirty!

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::Viva La Ressistance::
 
Get her condoms. Its the gift thats free and gives back.

Oh shit, there it goes....

All these skier kids want to see nowadays is big air. You want to see some big air? Pull my finger...

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I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is

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sex toys are all they want

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