Xbox=pot???!!!

nskerb

nskerb

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so i put an xbox with skate 3 on my christmas list along with shoes and a longboard.my mom told me that if i get an xbox i will turn into a hermit and live in the basement and smoke pot all day and she will never get me one,

is it just me or does it seem like that is really messed up?
 
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xbox does in fact equal pot. grind it up, put it in your pipe and you get one hell of a high. you will also be incapable of movement for more than 300 meters for the rest of your life, and develop an allergy for healthy foods and exercise.
 
I dont play vido games and my life is perfect. instead of wasting time playing COD or something go build a backyard jib feature or draw something sick or when your just dam tired and dont wanna do nothing play some TRANSFORMICE. on an unrealted matter i grinded with my ski coach at a recent dance. AWKWARD
 
when she made the smoke pot all day comment, you should have said "oh yeah get me some of that to go with it"

then got pot for christmas and won at life.
 
i guess that opens up the chance to tell your mom you already smoke a lot of pot and have no ambition of moving out regardless of whether or not you have an xbox.

or ask for a PS3
 
Before you hate too much, know this NS. This young child is the product of a newschoolers upbringing. Look at his profile, you created this monster, you did it!
 
Hmm... you seemed to have summed up my 'at home' life pretty perfectly. I sit around all day, play xbox and blaze. Then again, I don't live with my parents, I'm usually home about one week a year, don't have an xbox where I currently live, and have never really had close ties with my parents.

Hope that helps!
 
1. say you will eventually get kenect2. she will think you get some exercise 3. receive Xbox for Christmas4. don't get kenect 5.????????6.profit
 
1. get an xbox

2. become a hermit

3. smoke pot all day

4. get yelled at by mom for doing so

5. go outside and kill someone

6. get yelled at by mom for killing someone

7. explain to mom that you're better off playing xbox and smoking pot

8. ????

9. you will probably go to jail and unless you monopolize the smuggling and selling of items you will be earning no profit and instead have your body sold for a pack of cigarettes
 
I don't know about you guys, but when I play my Xbox, I smoke a lot more weed than when I'm not playing Xbox. who wants to play video games and not smoke pot?
 
c'mon. if this kid isn't trolling, he sounds like he's 13. his body would go for at least 5 packs of cigarettes and some pruno.
 
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