man i wish i had access to a scanner, i could post some wickid shit....but yeah, seriously, if you want ideas, just watch some cky videos, you can get them on morpheus too
just dont start hitting on members of another species, i`ve seen the results, and man, you dont wanna touch those diseases, this guy at my school was in the hospital for a monthe with a sexually transmittable version of foot and mouth disease...so don`t start fucking cows or goats...or any other livestock for that matter, just spraypaint them and knock them over when they`re sleeping
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