man thats SOO pussy seriously get out there and snort a rail of coke off a washing machine, cockslap some hoes on a street corner, fight some guy (but you'll win because you'll have bought a gun with your $$$) bong like 5 40's of gin (and juice if your prefer) like a real man and use your $$$ to get your stomach pumped so you dont die because that isnt cool. you need to have a 100 person minimum party in your cars because thats just ballin. go buy yourself a nice fur coat and some bling and pimp those ladies maybe they'll be into the playstation controlla if all else fails you can go buy some candy, puppies, and toys and lure LB's and LG's into your car ( i hope its a big white van with painted over windows) and have yourself a good time don't forget the aqualube TM i have a whole pile of it here holla if you need some those bum holes are pretty tight