my cat took a shit in my entrey hall so insted of cleaning it up i told my grama too, so she goes and get some paper towl and the dog comes in and eats it.
Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
'Those things look like they have been stuck in the vaginal cannel for 3 years'
- My ecnomics teacher