Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take
Despite what you tink, FARP is serious. They are true revolutionaries. Frad and Randall have changed skiing for the better. Any doubters must be executed.
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
You're gay. FARP is EXACTLY what skiing needs right now: a laid-back, kickass attitude; kids who don't give a damn about sponsorships and Tanner Hall; people who ski because it's fun, and who aren't assholes.
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff
Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock
Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious
My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
there is nothing wrong with FARP...i think its pretty bad ass...they are better than a lot of people on here...you guys have no room to talk unless u can do better...and u still shouldnt talk cuz they are fairly good and they are just havin fun
they arent badass or hardcore and they arent good, but that is the point. it shows, as teddy said, that they are just having fun. skiing is supposed to be fun and sometimes we forget that
if you guys ever forget that skiing is supposed to be fun then maybe you need to quit, honestly does anyone go out skiing all serious like and not have fun if you do youre a douche bag
'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator
'More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly' -Brad Holmes
i just watched farp... and let me just say that this is definately the soul of skiing, and that all of you should go out and buy farp thongs and shirts
Originally Posted by five0
my vagina flaps are all brown and they hang over it,they are shriveled too'
Originally Posted by Phunk
'Nobody will see your nice skis while you're crying in the dark, pussy.'