WTF!!! Family horror story going on right now

grubix2

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I'm staying at my aunt and uncles for thanksgiving and stuff now. And like right as I'm typing this, I think i hear my aunt and uncle having sex down the hall! wtf who does this shit, espcially with the goddamn family over. I mean I can hear people having sex in the dorms and stuff back at college, but christ it's like my aunt and uncle. Has anyone else had this shit happen?!?!?

time to put the headphones on

 
on the one hand aunts and uncles need loving too, but on the other hand I must agree that's pretty rough
 
haha oh i know, but damn my little brother is sleeping in the room with the wall the headboard is banging against. fine have sex, but not with the fucking family here christ!
 
yeah ok that sounds pretty brutal what with your little bro and all, the youthful mind is a fragile thing that can easily be irreversibly scarred by such things.
 
haha, once i accidentally stubled upon a sex tape made by my parents. I was so shooken afterward that i didn't talk to anyone for two days. I was 11 at the time.
 
ya, i know, i was trying to tape something on tv and i found this tape wedged in my garage and, being the naive 11 year old i was, i decided to see what was on it to see if i could tape over it and well, the rest is history
 
yeah it would, but it's also pretty damn awkward to have sex with 10 other family members in a normal sized house. Especially when 6 have a good chance of hearing you and 2 are 11 years old.
 
thank god my parents never do it ughh weird thought gross... but that would scar me for life like seriously
 
ohh dood, nothing beats this, one time when i was like 9, i made my parents breakfast, brought it up to there room, they were doing it... the like see me, just keep going... i like walk out and go downstairs, they come down like 15 minutes later just pretended like nothing happen, its was dirrttyyy
 
^blaaaaaaaahahahhaha dude thast fuckin sick and the only reason i havent killed myself since i saw my parents is because of skiing, thank god for skiing.....

peace
 
I was camping. The time came for me to sleep, so i go into the trailer to get some rest for the night. The soft summer breeze blew through the insignificant crack in the window. The scratching of the woodland creaturs lulled me to sleep. But this night wasnt all rainbows and butterflys, No sir. A perfect storm had raged into the forest sending hail and icy rain plummeting to the wet grass. The rattle of thunder jarred me awake. the dog was pacing back and forth afraid to sleep. I rolled over, and in the cot not 8 inches from my face, they were.....having sex. I didnt make a scene, because I didnt want to make it akward. Potent surrealism came over me with the up and down, up and down. I had heard the stories, but never had thought it would happen to me. And it weas sooo close to my bed,. I could hear the squeeks of the old springs growing more intense. A bead of nervous and sickened sweat rolled down my tender forehead. A roar of snorts and whistling swifness came from the cot. Until i heard a soft moan. My mother. I though it was finally over, but no. Even through the unomidigated audacity, they were blind to see that I was awake, and furthermore, what they were doing was wrong. All hell broke loose then in the 13 foot long trailer. A small stuttered voice emerged from the spot where the madness had just occured..."there is cum all over the place." My lord. My heart sank like the mother fucking titanic and my mom arouse from the blankets, grabbed a wet dishcloth, and scrubbed down the bed. As she neared my dad, he started to move. He Climbed from the bed unclothed. He had a raging mad post ejaculatory boner. At that point I rolled over. "Why didnt I do that before?" i asked myself. The truth we will never know. the lights went out, but I didnt sleep that night.
 
I was camping. The time came for me to sleep, so i go into the trailer to get some rest for the night. The soft summer breeze blew through the insignificant crack in the window. The scratching of the woodland creaturs lulled me to sleep. But this night wasnt all rainbows and butterflys, No sir. A perfect storm had raged into the forest sending hail and icy rain plummeting to the wet grass. The rattle of thunder jarred me awake. the dog was pacing back and forth afraid to sleep. I rolled over, and in the cot not 8 inches from my face, they were.....having sex. I didnt make a scene, because I didnt want to make it akward. Potent surrealism came over me with the up and down, up and down. I had heard the stories, but never had thought it would happen to me. And it weas sooo close to my bed,. I could hear the squeeks of the old springs growing more intense. A bead of nervous and sickened sweat rolled down my tender forehead. A roar of snorts and whistling swifness came from the cot. Until i heard a soft moan. My mother. I though it was finally over, but no. Even through the unomidigated audacity, they were blind to see that I was awake, and furthermore, what they were doing was wrong. All hell broke loose then in the 13 foot long trailer. A small stuttered voice emerged from the spot where the madness had just occured..."there is cum all over the place." My lord. My heart sank like the mother fucking titanic and my mom arouse from the blankets, grabbed a wet dishcloth, and scrubbed down the bed. As she neared my dad, he started to move. He Climbed from the bed unclothed. He had a raging mad post ejaculatory boner. At that point I rolled over. "Why didnt I do that before?" i asked myself. The truth we will never know. the lights went out, but I didnt sleep that night.
 
sorry for the dub post. This is a true story from a camping trip we had when i was 13. Im not lying whatsoever. Im 15 now, and this event still haunts my dreams
 
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