Wtf dreams

My dream the other night...

So to start i was in a plane flying across this city/country side. At first i was like lul wut? because i thought everything on the ground was suuuper smaller than it should have been, but at the same time it wasn't that small. Sort of like it was really small but we must have been flying like 10ft off the ground so it shouldn't have been so small. Then when we landed i was on a ferry and someone was explaining to me that this was a really small "second world" almost. And that once you step onto the ferry from the airport you start getting smaller till you reach the city. Weird shit ensued but by the end of it I found myself working/managing a weed dispensary. but more like and actual shop that sold weed, not soley for medicinal purposes. I think we sold other types of halluconagens too (eg. Mushrooms). I remember this because we were trying to track down this skunk whos spray makes you trip balls. So we tracked one down and while trying to catch it it sprayed us and we all tripped balls for ages (that part of the dream was fucked up and i don't rememeber it. The last thing i remember was this chick smelling my hand cause it smelled like weed then immediatly started to have sex with me. /end dream.

 
i had a dream where witch was beating my head with pan. In our house, and i couldn't move or scream. i hate those kind of dreams..
 
When i was little, i would have recurring dream that a tree across the road would get up and chase me. I also had another one, where the koolaid man would blow a train whistle really loud at me in a green room.

Recently ive also had some really fucked up dreams. One was super lucid were i was in a war and felt like it was a month long.

Also i legitimately had a dream i was dreaming, it was sketch as fuck.
 
a friend of mine is a boxer/cagefighter, really friendly guy but nuts when it comes to fighting, anyways, i dreamt that he had killed a guy in a nightclub and i had to help him escape from the cops and tell his mother what he had done...

really fucked up, dunno how that got into my head...
 
I just had a fucked up dream tonight... I was on a break at work and some dude was coming up to me and i was like what the fuck does this guy want? look down at his hands and he had a knife thankfully I usually always carry a knife on me and I managed to pull it out before I got tackled to the ground and I stabbed the guy in the side of the ribs. Got up and said "Maybe next time you don't try to fuck with someone who has a knife of their own." Proceeded back to work like nothing happened, finished my shift got home looked in the mirror and I had a small chunk of flesh showing like about 1/4 the size of a dime..... Now I think of it, it was weird there was no blood... anywhere.
 
hahahahahah i feel like a twelve year old laughing at that

last night I had a dream that a bouncer at a bar took my fake ID so i grabbed it back and ran away from him and he chased me through town and i ended up stabbing him with this marshmallow-roasting stick i have had on my dresser for years but never actually used.
 
I just had a pretty fucked dream last nite. I was driving down the highway 'accidentally' killing people for miles. I was not doing anything, but somehow I was killing them, including cops who tried to stop me. And once my car finally crashed due to the obscene amount of law enforcement trying to stop me, a cop tried to shoot me and hit an oil tanker, also killing about 10 people, exploding all the cars around me. Shiit was straight out of a Michael Bay film. It was weird, I 'felt' the explosion in my sleep, it was a very vivid dream. i finally retreated into the woods and lived in secrecy for as long as I could. When the cops finally had a bead on my location, the dream ended -- and I woke up @ 5:00am.
stayed awake for a good hour perusing through flickr & soundcloud before going back to sleep.

 
was skiing. come home. chill with girlfriend. have sex. walk outside. get in spaceship. blast off end of dream. wtf?!?!?!?!?
 
I always have really vivid dreams and I am also able to lucid dream but my dream last night was pretty much from "Walking Dead" I was in this building with 2 other people and out of nowhere a huge swarm of zombies come and then we book it into room after room shutting doors but they would never hold, so we kept trying to kill as many as we could and we got to the stairwell door and there was a chain so i busted it and the walkers were so close, so fucking scary running up like ten stories with them right behind me, blah blah blah, we escape then find a guy who has a legit setup to survive, we join him, then i come up with this idea that we should go to the harbor(i think i was in california somewhere) raid a fishing store ,get supplies and get a huge boat, then drop anchor in the sea and live of of the fish, i got to the harbor and woke up.

thats a pretty normal dream for me.
 
i had a dream that i pulled back the washing machine from the wall and found a cup of toothbrushes, then we took them outside and mounted them like broomsticks and then we flew around my garden, it was pretty awesome
 
dreams are fucking interesting. maybe its just your brain firing on all cylinders for whatever reason, but i guess that they have more to them. not predictive power or such bullshit, but maybe they show something about your state of mind.

another thing to think about, and i am dead serious: when you think how real dreams feel, what IS real anymore?

watch that vid "imagining the 10th dimension"

and think about how they describe the 5th/6th dimension. sounds kind of like a dream. pretty much the same world, but different sets of physical laws? well i jumped off a cliff in a dream and survived. another time, a helicopter dumped the entire eiger northface (like the whole mountain) slowly into the sea while we were climbing upwards always just a few feet above sea level.

sounds maybe stupid, but its very interesting field to research like all current brain research which is actually able to solve some "eternal" problems ("fate" vs free will, etc.)
 
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i remember once that i was in some sort of mordern military thing in a desert setting. and i killed one enemy in a one on one fight with a knife. kind of managed to wrestle him to the ground (facing the ground), put myself on top of him so he couldnt move and then slit his throat with a small-ass knife.

didnt realize it was a dream, which i pretty often do when shit gets too fancy (like once i got captured and executed while patrolling the swiss/austrian border with "my" platoon and told myself not to worry before the shots because it was just a dream)

but the weirdest thing was that both dreams didnt feel like a nightmare or so. wasnt scary at all. never was scared in a dream in my life, regardless of how nightmare-ish the situation was.
 
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