WTF DO I DO?

Smuffy

Smuffy

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ok so like last month i went to visit some of my friends at college. we got real shitty, u know the whole deal. went out to a couple parties and by the end of both friday and saturday night i dont remember anything. last week i get a call from this girl saying i got her pregnant and then yesterday another girl called me saying she might also be pregnant. im only 16 and i dont know what the fuck i got myself into? my friends from utah are telling me friends of the girls confirm it and im getting reall scared! do i just never talk to them again and say fuck it? they dont know my real name because everyone was adressing me as smuffy. so ns do u think these girl r just fucking with me or could this be real?
 
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threads. i'll make a serious reply if it's looking like it's not a troll thread

what i will say is i paid for an abortion for a girl i nailed the night i met her last spring. she said she'd send proof but never did, but at that point i just wanted to get the thing over with. i'd rather lose a few hundred bucks than even talk to that girl again, yeeeesh

 
its all good, were cool now, just took like 5 months of coming over to her house only, leaving her door open when we were in her room, and being as polite as humanly possible, not to say we didnt make the most of our alone time going to the movies or dinner or something lol

btw 500 bitches!
 
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Really, thank god im not you.
 
i dont know about funny, but i see nothing wrong with it, we both agreed that we werent ready and had school and jobs, so why give the baby parents that arent fully ready to handle it?
 
find a way to get ru-486 abortion pills. they are like the 8 week after abortion pill. no joke. and then like put them in a smoothie or something.
then they will have a miscarriage within the next 48 hours,
gnarly huh
 
This has to be a troll thread

Or your friends are messin with you hard

or youre fucked... I hope it is the other two
 
shits still as expensive as an abortion would be sometimes...but at least its quick and sneaky.

and to the OP..how were you able to have sex if you were that blacked out? I call troll honestly.
 
Alright good I'm not really up to date on what we can make fun of lol ...is it ok to make fun of Muslims yet? Haha
 
haven't read the thread, but I would imagine that both your friends and the girls are completely fucking with you. you're young and gullible. they're all sitting around laughing at the fact that you're freaking out.
 
So wait. Your saying you came to Utah and got laid two nights in a row by two different girls? The laws of science prohibit this!
 
cut your dick off. then when the authorities get involved it can't possibly be your fault because you don' have a penis
 
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