WTF.. bodily functions...

[PacificRimJob]

Okay, so for about the last 45 minutes i've been sitting here, I have made enough bodily noises to perform a freaking human orchestra...

My stomach is growling uncontrollably, but I'm not hungry (just ate like 3 pieces of cake, some cheezits, and a salad)

Whatever.. just thought I would share.. because I'm bored while editing...

 

[supersteez420]

go take a shit and you'll fell better

 

[SteezePatrol]

rub one out

 

[killabees]

asl

*unzips pants*

daanm this threads getting kinkyy

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Food poisoning, you're dead.

 

[Mr_Papageorgio]

bhahahaha

 

[xAtticusx]

ahahahahha sick

 

[TheButterHashira]

excuse my ignorance but what does that mean?

does it mean wack it or what?

 

[killabees]

are you four?

 

[lyndon]

lol, hes actually 7

 

[Mr_Papageorgio]

notice k2tanners signature. you might wanna change it after that comment

 

[doritos]

I agree with Al Gore, but that signature is still hilarious. And how the hell do you not know what "rubbing one out" means? It's the official way to say masturbate pleasantly.

 

[DYFI]

Just take a shit. Honestly, you probably have to drop one without realizing it.

 

[PacificRimJob]

Lol.. this was soo long ago..

I know I didnt need to shit though...

 

[9o2mdkNamzz1_1]

its because when you start digesting food in your stomach it makes grumbling sounds and wat not

sorry to ruin the fun.

 

[leckett1]

hahahaa did you drink alot of apple juice by any chance? ive had this thing recently where ive been drinking a litre of apple juice a day and my body does the same thing. it also makes me feel really bloated and disgusting

 

[ZavierV]

+1

 

[hoodratz47]

could be yoour gall bladder exploding and dumping acid in your body and eating away at your vitals??

 

[*Michael*]

wow. i do the exact same thing. drink apple juice all day. and feel sick before lax practice.

but im also lactose intolerant...hmm

w/e

 

[killabees]

who datman in a black sadan with two cheap hookers and a mexican

 

[-NY-STeeZE-]

a strange new STD?

 

[B-Wall]

Just go and Shit it all out

 

[keystoner1]

correction 7 and a 1/2 jk man but ya seriously how hard is that one to figure out for him

 

[MADr.]

no, its cause apple juice has a ton of sugar in it and that makes your blood sugar level swing much higher and lower than it is supposed to, which makes you feel like shit. theres no lactose in apple juice, only in dairy.