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is cingular GSM or CDMA? I have a microsoft smart phone (GSM) and a blackberry (CDMA).. the GSM phone is already unlocked and the blackberry could be unlocked quite easy
 
what are you talking about falut harpoon? that harpoon was mad legit i found when i was sailing down in the aritc regions, and whale blubber makes it authentic......i dont see what the problem is....i guess i flipped it though cuz i found it then sold it your right i should of just given you it for free
 
well yeah or you could of atleast refrigerated the whale blubber, no one likes chunky spoiled whale blubber. now if it was fresh, ohh muhh gahhd, that woulda been da best deal eva. i coulda mades some soap.
 
yeah i know how to make soap, and if i would have had some high quality whale blubber i could have atleast made a few bars of the good stuff, but right now im stuck using chicken and turkey blubber, and trust me nobody likes their soap made out of foul.
 
hmm dat sound like a pretty big claim right der? imma send you some fressh cut whale blubba and i expect to see some mighty fine bars
 
please do, i would love to let you sample some of my whale blubber soap, you will find that it is the highest quality soap around. it will leave your hands moist and filled with many vitamins and minerals. with a hint of whale, you will have people asking "what is that sent" you can answer "ahh that would be whale blubber, but you dont need to worry about that, you cant afford it anyway" . you will never want to go back to you dial or dove soap ever again.
 
i think you are lieing, why would you buy a harpoon from me, when you obviously know how to make whale soap there lying the fact that you probally already god a billion of harpoons.......hmmm i just went to www.harpoon.com and guess what i see the exact one that i sold you for double what i sold you.......flippin shit again i see
 
no actually i lost my last harpoon while i was sailing in the arctic last year, i was hunting whale and i harpooned a whale but i didnt quite hit its soft spot and it swam away with it. so i believe technically you stole my harpoon, kinda shady i must say.
 
w/e man finders keeps losers weepers....so i found it kept it and made profit off it....its business ethics but then i sold it back to you and you flipped it for more money.....so im thinking you never wanted it anyway....you knew all a long this was going to happen so you secretly planned the whole thing out and tagged the whale with a sonar beam that way you knew when some one else was going to be near it you would release the harpoon for me to find it this concluding the fact that you couuld make money and be shady as fuck
 
of course i didnt want that harpoon anymore, i tried to give up my whale hunting addiction many many times, but i just cant stay away from the soft, warm whale blubber, it injects a sense of life back into me everytime i get a whiff of it, its pure exstacy. my next step is to just check myself into rehab,hopefully someone there will understand what i am going through. that was my last chance to give it up, but you just couldnt avoid selling it on here which is a big NO NO especially for a profit. you are a sad sad man my friend. you knew about my addiction but you just wanted to ruin my life. and the sonar beams were not to release the harpoons they were so i could still go sailing in the arctic but be able to avoid them with my sonar on the boat. thanks for nothing.
 
my whole life i have been sailing in the artics and i know all the other boats that sail there as well or have been there, becaus its agains fwha (federal whale hunting assiosiation.....i shouldhnt hav eto put this in parthenasis but im guessing you dont know) regulations to be out there with out your boat being marked in, you might ask how i know all these boats....its simple really, theres only TWO mine and my good friends boat Moby, now ill ask you how can you be out there with out being marked in ARE YOU BREAKING FWHA REGULATIONS? so i must come to the conclusion you werent out there to avoid the whale with the sonar.....you were out there to find the whale....get its eggs... take them back to your aquarium at home and breed a fresh new set of whales all for yourself...this in fact....is an expensive project and the only way for you to get funds is to make the harpoon authentic so how can you do that? ooo well thas simple you use it have some else find it have them sell it then you buy it back to make doulbe profit on it so this simpley so you could go behind FWHA's back and make your own whales this in fact making even more rich to the point where you can HAVE ALL THE SOAP IN THE WORLD FOR YOUSELF.....you are one fucked up shady ass muhhh fucka
 
ahh what you didnt know was that my boat also doubles as a submarine, i did not brake any FWHA rules, i actually read the FWHA book every night before i go to bed likes its my bible. you just never saw me because, if you were a good whale hunter... you would know that all the good whale hunting is at atleast 1000 feet below sea level. so you are completely wrong. your right i was out to find the whale, but once again if you knew anything about whales you would know that they are mammals and do not lay eggs. i did however take a whale back with me but only for the sole purpous of making sweet sweet love to it. i would never hurt my dear dolphin sheila, she just means too much to me. and of course i have all the soap in the world, i am the only one that knows how to make whale blubber soap, dont be jealous my friend its pure business.
 
there is a flaw to your previous statement the FWHA is a small organization meaning they dont have funds to provide books yet the only way to know the rules is to show up to the monthy meeting....and i know you arent ther because its just me and moby....and actually a submarine is a shortened word for submarine boat...meaning it is still a boat because a short term word for it is a U-boat...so you still are indeed breaking FWHA rules......and actualllllyyyyyy the type of whales that oure in the artics are WHALE CATFISH which indeed do lay eggs....making my whole response previous to yours true....shady fuck
 
no its obvious that im not, if you were actually involved in the FWHA you would know that they only give out the book to the highest members of the group..
 
hmmmmm actually your a bit off....its the south WEST part...but close enough i guess....if you are a true whaler....finish this sentence we use to identify each other BONK HUM...... finisih it.....
 
of course i know ronnie.. who doesnt? i heard he actually found his leg while on a safari in africa, a group of canibals were planning on feasting on it.
 
oo yeah i heard about the Niam-Niam tribe if im not mistaking hmm....whats the model of your boat...if its the A serious i have a perfect set of airplane seats that are actually a co model to it...if your interested
 
Bahahahaha this thread just made my night. We went from cell phones to refrigerated whale blubber-covered-harpoons and whaling addictions. Only on Newschoolers....
 
yes i believe that was the tribes name. anyway, my boat is actually the BHB model if you have ever heard of it. i may be able to use those seats on my hover craft though. how much are you looking for?
 
i could do that, but how about i give you 220, and we meet in the arctic ocean at lat 245.76 long 287.67? in about a month on a tuesday at about 5:42 pacific standard time? if you dont mind my asking, where did you aquire these seats from?
 
thats perfect i travel on the location often....the seats well funny story.....i foudn them in my back yard one day just fell out of the sky.....serial number was 6242923.....you know anything aobut htat?
 
ohh so once again, you are selling something on NS for profit? thats shady as fuck, grow up. but let me type that into my serial number finder. see exactly what plane these came from.
 
no man im not trying to make profit on dem cuz if i was itd be 50000 dollas i givng you a legit deal...and another ding.....it was a boeing 727 duh
 
welll maybe you should have said that in the beginnin? hell yeah illl take them thats such a good deal. so we will meet where i said at that time. ill bring the cheese you bring the wine.
 
man, every good whale hunter knows that you can make the best whale cheese from the utters of the whale, how do you not know this? kinda shady.
 
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