WSKI = Disappointing

if it has some people, with two pieces of fiberglass on their feet, sliding down cold metal, i will be ecstatic. i ask for nothing more

 
I laughed after Levin served up all you hatin bitches. What the fuck are you doing whining about every goddamn movie? Don't you like to watch sick skiing, just to watch sick skiing? Just because something is different from the norm, doesnt make it a total piece of shit. I have yet to see a ski movie I didnt like. I fucking still watch Centsless from FP32, and I think its all just sick to watch.

Levin is really right..I have seen so many whiny bitchy posts this past week concerning movies. Remove the sand from your vagina.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'

-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
 
All this Controversy is making me really keen to see this movie. I cant wait till it arrives in my letter box

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Levin...Lick my balls.

The movie is lame. My roommate made a better movie than WSKI. As far as the skiing, its the same as any other jib movie; stylie spins and good rails, BUT, since the movie is 65% bad acting and corporate commercials, and 35% skiing, it takes away from the good skiing and gives it a bad vibe. The movie is lame, some might like it. I know about 300 people didnt like it last night.

As far as the the whole 'Everyone is 13 and doesnt know what they're talking about, no hair on their balls and lives with mommy and daddy type of shit', cut that.

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i love how people go watch a movie and then talk trash on every part of it and say 'it sucks!'...fuck that...do you realize how much time they put into that shit? do you realize how much better than you they are? do you realize taht you are just a kid on newschoolers talking trash while they are out there getting paid and having a fun time? fuck haters....go ski...quit bitching

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HAHAHHAHAHA. I know how much time it takes to put into a movie. I also realize that this movie did not live up to the hype. Nothing against Iberg, he has done better and I'm sure he'll do better next year, hall on the other hand...your white dude, act like it and for evan raps, your washed up dude, go do another cork 7. Oh and for the 'your just another kid on newschoolers', I'm going to have to say no to that too. I actually work for a very very large company and make more money than 99.9% of the people on this website. How do you like them apples!

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Ohiohuck: Congrats on you making more money than 99.9% of the people on this site. That comment makes you seem like more of a stuck up, whiney little bitch than you first post. Go back to your 'large company' and make your money, because no one here gives a flying fuck about your financial status. If you make so much money, start a film company and do better. Or you could just PAY someone to do better. I haven't seen it, but when I do, I'll like it because it's skiing. For once I agree with Levin.

GO FUCK YOURSELF

 
Alls im gona say is don't talk shit about them out to make a buck in anyway... it's like saying people ski for money.

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leven is snapper....what the fuck fuck fuckin shit fuck fuck shit shit fucker

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FYI Eric is done making ski movies, no mas.

I'll pass on licking your balls, you sound like you might enjoy it. Although, on second thought, since you ARE making so much money from your job, I'd do it for 10,000 bucks cash on the condition that you wax your hairy shit encrusted asshole before I start the licking.

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Here's the deal, I peeped that ish about four hours ago...Rory's segment was Fucking disturbing. Killing two people and eating their hearts is wierd shit, especially when it is juxtaposed next to skiing shots. Other than that, CR's segment was quite possibly the greatest segment I have ever seen on film. Tanner killed it as only he can. Michael and Shoya were sick. Dash was steezin fo' no reason...sick tree jib. Pollard was lacking, but that might have been due to the fact that all his money shots are on the line sight and were in Focused and Those tiny little kids...Kye and Sean are crazy good and their segment gave me the urge to break things for some reason.

Levin's editing was sooooo sick. I was just sitting there in awe of his awesomeness. A few examples per-haps: Recreating the top gun volleybol scene, but with CR and Tanner placed in as Maverick and Goose. And tanner's seg with the skips on every beat. That and the lifestyle interplay with the skiing (except for Rory's segment) were awesome. CR and Tanner were my favorite though, you could tell he took extra time with those.

...so that's my 67 cents.

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'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

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you talk about how rich u are, how much money you have, and that u make so much more money then anybody else, well the fact is that most of the people on this site wouldnt care how much money they made if they could ski every single day

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^Cool. Nice Review.

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

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I'm psyched to see it, except for Silva's part. That just sounded too out there. Iberg rocks, and it sucks huge that he's done. Stereotype rocked my socks, and I need need to watch Royalty. WSKI should be no different. If you look at why people like Robot Food, and other snowboard flicks, the reason is...it's different. The music in Afterbang, and Lame is different but it fits. Damn I cant wait to watch WSKI.

 
I dont know if anyone read page 1, but some of you tree huggers talked shit about money and production companies making money, and this and that about you dont see us making money and blah blah blah....check that out, and then hit me back.

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no doubt about it the skiings sick as fuck in WSKI, but between the amount of faggotry evan raps has and the rest of the stupid shit in this movie, it really takes away from the skiing going on....you just get into it then it cuts away to evan raps trying to sound black..the whole movie is that way..but like i said before, opinions are opinions, blow your cash if you want.

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umm yeah Wski wasnt that good, very random at some point's (violent murder scene's)but X was descent.

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
I saw WSKI and X tonight, and I have to agree that WSKI was not so hot. It had its moments; the Top Gun thing with CR was pretty awesome, and I thought Rory's part was out there, but I liked it. The rest was only ok. X was great, I liked Olenick's part the most.

 
'Rory's segment was Fucking disturbing. Killing two people and eating their hearts is wierd shit, especially when it is juxtaposed next to skiing '

that right there alone qaulifys the movie as the greatest ever.

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well redtape disapointed me so i dont know how worse wski106 can be

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ewwwwwww levin ewwwww.. Encrusted? that gave me bad thoughts of dried crusty poo arould your hole :'-(

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'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake

'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs

 
ya get redtape. super duper dopalicious. ive heard good things about 'ten'

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i dont know about any of pbp & iberg movies from this year (cuz i never got them yet) but i thought yearbook was realy sick, definitely get your moneys worht sooo much footage , best intro and camera angles that will blow your mind

- 'Harvey, please admit ur mommy before you go.' -Irotate360
 
The reason why the movie licked (in your opinions) was because for three months all you talked about was how fucking dope it was gonna be, hyping the shit out of it. expectations became soo fucking high and each of you bitches had some ski movie fantasy built up in your heads and guess what...a movie comes out different than what you had dreamed up and you HATE it....fuck off, people on this site need to stop hyping the shit out of stuff they have no clue about. Like new ski brands, movies etc....I have never seen so many 'experts' talk about stuff they have no clue about...

 
Everyone is talking about how great Yearbook was..... I thought it wasn't that great. EVERY segment started with a 120000 minute long clip of a 3 in the park. you could take a power nap during each clip. Fucking slow motion.

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Fistin' Mad Bitches!

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An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 
hey 'east' your post is probably more retarded than corky thatcher in a down syndrome parade...how do you know i 'hyped it up in my head for three months'? i don't remember ever saying that..all i said was, wski is shitty..the skiing is good, but the misc. shit takes away from the skiing too much to make it a good movie in my eyes..just wanted to let other people know so they dont waste their cash ordering it like i did...some of you guys on here are cool but it sucks how many fags post on these boards sometimes

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i ordered it. kinda want to watch it, see my opinion, even though i do know jterman is a reliable person. from the seems of things, iberg did his norm, which is... making a diff. sorta ski video, and from there, i think he may have gone alittle bit too far with being different, i cant say anything til i see it, though.

one love.
 
I liked yearbook, I liked redtape, I liked Hibachi King. I haven't found a ski movie I haven't liked this year. You guys are just all fucking whiney.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'

-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
 
maybe the movie is weird but the skiing has to be superior to many if not all videos (including the ohio one your friend made)

D$
 
All of you who haven’t even seen it yet just close your shit filled mouth right now.

#1 I personally thought the radio show idea was pretty different and I liked it. If you don’t like the idea then that’s your opinion. Just because you didn’t like the theme of the movie doesn’t mean you can’t like the skiing in it.

#2 Don’t hate on the WHOLE movie because your whiney little rich asses don’t understand anything about hip hop. If you think hip hop is 50 cent then don’t even comment on this movie.

#3 The editing was amazing. Period. If you argue then you obviously have never edited a movie in your life. The skipping beat in tanner part along with the murder scene, just everything was great.

One last thing almost every skateboarding and snowboarding movie has commercials. Putting those little 10 second commercials in the movie is really nothing compared to a Skateboarding film.

Im done.

 
THIS IS THE OFFICIAL SKI MOVIE- VIEWING RULE:

you must watch the movie at least 3 times before making any comment of any sort abotu it online.

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'see, this is what's wrong with newschoolers these days, i try to start a shittalking war, and nobody bites the bait'-noteefa
 
Thank you OhioHuck for having the courage and fortitude to come onto newschoolers and stand up for the average upper-middle class midwest working stiff who gets out to ski an actual mountain once a year, thinks he knows his way around the indy and then sharts his white-collar diluted ideas onto the site. The movie wasn't meant for you. You are not the customer base that Iberg was shooting for. Go try a warren miller film.

So Who's the Jacuzi Casanova?

That's him right there. They call him that cause he was all up in it...lovin' it strong.
 
Iberg. You have obviously read this thread. What's up. Why no more, cause of the money. Ya do have to roll with the punches though, like it seems Wski was a hit or miss, but Royalty is by far, pretty much agreed upon as the best ski movie ever. So, that in itself is a pretty huge accomplishment.

 
Shane Nelson from minnesota edited the entire movie not Dave Levin. Who cant laugh at the south park commercial?? That is a masterpeice.

 
it sounds like it's a concept film, which makes me pumped for it. all ski movies are the same, i'm ready for something different to break the mold and still give sick skiing. it sounds a lot like the skateboarding movie the end.

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Yeah, Warren Miller does sound liek something my white suburbain ass would like. Cant wait for the warren miller premier. Go warren.

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DO NOT SKI @ BOSTON MILLS OR BRANDYWINE!

 
i agree with shwaggs 100 percent. the movie is worth buying just for the fact that rory does kill two people and eats their hearts. and if you had ever actually met the guy or knew him you would understand and it would be that much more hilarious

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wow ohio u make more money then a buncha teenagers workin for minimum wage cuz there in skool, I sure hope when I'm ur age I can spend my time talkin shit bout how much I make to a buncha kids

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mmmmm, royalty was the best ski movie ever made, and i still watch it consistently, probably a few times a week.... on the other hand i HATED stereotype... but i know that iberg has it in him to make extremely quality shit and he is 100% a hit or miss kind of producer.... if you like it, sick, if you dont, thats fine to. Im sure iberg could give a shit if you dont like it. He does what he does from a personal creative standpoint, and if you dont like it, he wont change. thats whats dope about him, and thats why im gonna buy dubski106.... more power to you iberg... best of luck with whatever you do

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i cant WAIT til my copy comes now

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