Wrong number story....

Barmski

Barmski

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So I finally realized I have to tell this story and what better place to tell it then on NS.

Ok, so about a year ago me and my buddies got real stoned-but me -i was fucked up more than all of them of course....cause i cannot handle it. So I go home sit at my computer and then 10min later someone calls my phone-keep in mind im still really fucked up and when im this fucked up i talked to ANYONE about anythin-so this girl calls my phone and she says " hi is jason there?" and im like right off the bat " sorry not he isn'....why whats your name?" and ( never saying she had the wrong number ) shes like uhhhh this is Jessie....I'm like "hey jessie whats up how you doin...." Now at the time i was really really stressed out about my job last summer and shit so I just went off on her about it and shit. Before I got into that though we talked about what high schools we went to and all that bs....but about 10mins into the conversation ( keeping in mind i hav no idea who this person is and neither does she ) she was like " OH my god you really aren't jason I thought this was Jason fucking with me but its really not you...." cause i had never told her who i was i just kept rambling on and on about random shit about my life like i already knew her. So anyway the conversation goes on and i go off about my job about how this sucks and that sucks and she just keeps LAUGHING hysterically and asking more questions and shit - then weird shit happened how she had the same exact breed of dog i had with the SAME EXACT NAME- Bichon Frise named "scooter".....and other shit. So the conversation goes on for about an hour to hour and a half......i seriously dont kno how she still stayed on the phone but she didnt just hang up on me to end the conversation -her cell phone battery was dieing and she could barely hear me!!! So it ends. We talk the next day...blah blah how its so crazy what happeend...then i made the biggest mistake ever...for some reason i had to meet this girl in person and i thought she was REALLY hot i dunno why but i thought she was. I met her in person a week later at a starbucks in a Barnes and Noble bookstore ( how random right? ) Turns out shes the fattest ugliest thing ever and it was by far one of the weirdest 30min conversations I have ever had with a human being and her friend cause she also brought a fat friend with her. After that went down, I did not call or im her ever again and she did the same even though i know she thought i was hot because she said it to me in person when i met her.

Hahaha -lesson learned:

dont meet up with random wrong numbers on your cell phone its a bad idea.

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Josh Barilar

Sportin' the bath robe steeze.

since 1984

NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong n
 
hahahahaha thats a good story man.

Where did you get your clothes, the toilet store?

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haha that sucks that she was ugly

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Hahah, I actually read all that. Shit buddy, you got owned.

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Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
ahah classic

what's up now bitch

"the fatter you are the smaller you go"-unknown

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^^^^1 second between the your post and the one above it

if you see the most gangsterest skier you have ever seen wearing the mostest gangster stuff, you know Bon Bons is in your presence-bonnie(newskool450)

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But I won.

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Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
today i called my friend. but i was one digit off. and a girl picked up, so i yelled PUT RANDY ON THE PHONE, and this woman got all bitchy with me. she said, "i can't put randy on the phone, you called the wrong number." and i said "okay, sorry" and then i was about to hang up and she said, "AND that's no way to talk to anyone, you'd better watch your manners!" and then she hung up. i said "what?" but she was not there anymore.

-teddy

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^hahaha thats good. I might have to try that.

A little irrelevent, but here is another telephone story:

One time I had this friend over who is from the bronx so, naturally, he is pretty good at doing a gangsta voice. so we called up my friend coreys house and got the machine and he starts yelling "yo corey nigga! Murders going down motha fucka! Give me my money bitch! I'll kill you! Murder mother fucker!" and then his parents collect the messege and got all pissed and freaked out. good times

Where did you get your clothes, the toilet store?

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skier8990 aim. talk to me if you like
 
yeah

if you see the most gangsterest skier you have ever seen wearing the mostest gangster stuff, you know Bon Bons is in your presence-bonnie(newskool450)

Kenan and Kel Cult Represent

-Ross

 
^touching story

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ahh i remember when you called me and told me about that one josh. i also remember you telling me how hot she was... guess you were a little too messed up to realize how wrong you were huh?

 
haha u shoulda donky punched her

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ever hear the saying "a face for radio" kinda the same thing thats why telephones dont have pictures yet

"I ride fat twins"
 
fuck, how can you talk straight when you are way high? everyones voice on the phone sounds funny and it makes me laugh way hard. once i was talkin to someone and every time they said something it tickled my ear.

Kill Cops
 
lol this is kind of off topic but i remember like back in my grade 7-8 days me and a few friends would go out get high, and come back to my buddies place and call random numbers (at like 2-3am) and be like "HEY IS BILLY THERE!!!!" just yelling into the phone and stuff... it was funny shit

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I was expecting it to be a happy ending story, woulda been good for a teenage movie

i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy
 
hey was that you? motherfucker im that "fat bitch" you should see me now I'm the new WalMart model! yeah thats right, you missed out!

Free your mind and your ass will follow.
 
yeah i was laughing THE WHOLE time hav the shit out of my mouth was laughter....im serious too like i would laugh then say something-i was crying with laughter.

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Josh Barilar

Sportin' the bath robe steeze.

since 1984

NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong n
 
ive deffinatly heard that story before, i dont know if it was from you or someone else, but it was about a year ago i think.

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hahaha you are a horrible person. You and Tucker Max should get married.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
hha nice job josh

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