Write my tinder bio

[DirtYStylE]

I just moved and it could use and update

 

[dogfacematt]

"washed up athlete, freestyle skier," then something about loving PBR. IDK, exaggerate and gas yourself up

 

[iProgoalie]

"Good vibes only can't wait for Coachella next year"

You'll drown I swear

 

[Iamtrapangelsalt]

“Young man of average to below average looks and penis length. I like to ski, but I mostly race. Captain marvel enthusiast. I love the way my pivots are shaped and I have a furry fantasy.”

 

[ChadThundercock]

"I have a fucking giant cock, just ask my buddy Chad" oh wait... That doesn't sound right

 

[Chron_Rabbit]

"Friendly ripper trying to tear something."

 

[Pigeon.]

and in the morning, im making waffles with plan B crushed up in them

 

[Bdoobz]

My name's Rod and I like to party

 

[Iamtrapangelsalt]

"I have a fucking giant cock, just ask my buddy Chad" oh wait... That doesn't sound right

Ur definitely gay

 

[_IRRELEVANT_]

Have an account on an online forum with 3100 posts

 

[mountaindewgirl]

"You just want me for my crash pad and pro deals"

 

[OregonDead]

Talk to me about Tom Wallisch bb

 

[elcheapo]

Hi ,I'm looking for a deaf, dumb ,blind mute whose father owns a liquor store

 

[ModMommy]

looking for a backcountry bae to let down

 

[iced]

im gay but looking for someone to fix that

 

[xxACIDTRIPxx]

Necrophiliacs only

 

[ASSholebomber22]

As long as I have a sit, you gotta place to face.

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

If you're 16 then i'm 16

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[GayWolf420]

Im 6'4 haha lets chill

 

[tsingtaofanatic]

"If you lip on blind 2 my rail, I'll nosebutter your box"

 

[cozyco]

looking for a backcountry bae to let down

Rather: "I d love to explore your backcountry" or sth along those lines

 

[Titus69]

Im 6'4 haha lets chill

Percect bio for the bitches that put "if youre under 5' 10" swipe left"

Im also 5'7" so im salty.

 

[dudesh1t]

i'm just looking for a nice blowjob

 

[GayWolf420]

Percect bio for the bitches that put "if youre under 5' 10" swipe left"

Im also 5'7" so im salty.

Those are my favorite bios: the girls who think being tall and watching the office are legitimate personality traits

 

[elcheapo]

Serious answer- ask a chick

 

[ModMommy]

Serious answer- ask a chick

This. What are you looking for? Who are you? My tinder isn't the best line but it definitely gets attention. Also, don't write a fucking paragraph.

 

[JAHpow]

Mine's pretty great, but I'm not giving it out. It's really all I got going for me.?‍