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I have to wrtie a college essay for english. my teacher is making me write one even though i don't need to write one for any school i want to go to. SO i could careless about it. ANyone want to write a funny one for me? make it about whatever you want i dont care. go crazy.
 
so far this is what im going with, cuz its all i got

Dane Menia 1/11/06

English 1AC College Essay

College is a beautiful experience, filled with memories, and joy. But most importantly, college is about the education, and only the best schools fit my needs. These needs I have found to be fulfilled by Adirondack Community College, a college in upstate New York. New York is a wonderful state, blanketed in snow in the winter it provides a very fun skiing state. Adirondack Community College’s central campus, located at exit 19, is only 4 exits from Gore Mountain, and 1 from West Mountain. West Mountain is considered and urban legend; no one knows how a mountain can be so amazing. In the winter, West Mountain is simply beautiful, overlooking the splendid town of Glens Falls, it resides in the fluffy white clouds that do not produce the synthetic snow they use. The snow that West Mountain uses is more than real snow, its fake snow, engineered by Russian scientists it is made to withstand massive amounts of grooming, and it’s a shape shifter, when it gets slightly cold out it turns into ice. Ice, but not regular ice, this is West Mountain ice, fabricated by Greek engineers to stay in what seems to be snow form but is little particles of sharp jagged ice, provides a nice layer to ski on, and to fall on and cut your elbow a tremendous amount of times. To be located a quick 10 minutes away from this mountain while I reside in college would be a dream, when I would be in class studying, I would have side dreams about tumbling down the wonderful slopes of West. See, college is all about the education, education to me is money to Donald Frump, or money to a bum, or money to a rich man, or even money to a bank. It is a necessity. “If I do not have education, I do not have life!” a man of Spanish descent once said. To be admitted into Adirondack Community College would be an honor, and if I was admitted, I would do my best to supply them with a student that loves to learn.

 
no. if you have 40 dollars they will let you in. my english teacher is being a lesbo and making me write one for a grade
 
and youre really worried about your grades when you plan to attend community college?
 
yea if you are actually worried about your grade dont use that one. cus its not very good. why are you worried about your grades anyway? you already want to go to community college.
 
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