Write a hectic POEM!!!!!!!!! POETRY'S FUN!

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slimbruddah

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There once was a guy named Bruce,

he used way too much mousse.

He liked to eat candy,

cause it was real dandy.

So he fell in love with a goose.

YA HEARD!?

Oh, and I might use all ur poetry for a school project if dats coo!!! Tank's boiiyyessss peace.

 
once there was this elf,

he was so short he couldnt reach this shelf,

so he decided to drink some bleach and kill himself.

THE END.
 
This one was in a thread somehwere..

And used it for a 5 or so paper I wrote about skiing. Hahaha.

*click* i step in and i'm ready to go,

standing in my backyard waiting for snow.

i got my ski gear on and it's 60 degrees,

3 xl jacket and pants at my knees.

cruise to the rink and jack some ice,

10 foot tall pile, shit that's nice.

put it in the garbage can, bring it back

i need a drop in- 3 pallets i stack.

sweet urban sesh now im ready to go,

still standing in my backyard waiting for snow.

meeghhh. shrug*
 
this is for you^

roses are red

violets are blue

sugar is sweet

and so are you

BUT THE ROSES ARE WILTING

THE VIOLETS ARE DEAD

THE SUGAR IS LUMPY

AND SO IS YOUR HEAD...
 
yo...your gay...you like to suck...fags...oh...all day

is it that one? i cant watch it cause im in school
 
ohhh somone likes to pull bitch now...

two can play at this game.

wait. my poetry sucks bumm.

actually im just mostly lazy.

twat.....
 
i wrote this for english class

im sitting trying to do work

and i spill some food on my shirt

so i brush it off on the couch

but my roommates a grouch

and got angry and went bizzerk
 
i got some shit how long can it be? casue most of mine is pretty long but i could post if for you if you want
 
once i had sex with a chicken

just looking at it made my penis thicken

and my pulse quicken

i put my cock inside its butt

and stuck my penis into it's gut

now it's funny to watch that chicken try to strut
 
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