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J.D.

J.D.

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An EPIC mount! (warcraft players look inside) - w4m

Date: 2007-04-08, 8:07PM EDT

Hello I need 5000 world of gold for my epic flying mount. In return you can mount me.

You have to have an account on the laughing skull server and I want the 5000 gold BEFORE we do anything, we can make the trade at your place since I can't host. EDIT: Because I am having a lot of dumb guys message me who clearly don't have the gold make SURE to send: a picture of yourself and a screenshot of your character with the 5000g, I will be checking armory profiles, thanks.

I play a level 70 night elf druid and would prefer someone who was into roleplaying (I have a costume!) but honestly anyone will do, as long as you have the gold. I would also be ok with a woman too, as long as you have the gold! Also not adverse to the idea of groups\anal.

Please send a pic and be real and drug\disease free with 5000 gold on the laughing skull server.

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 308349637

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/308349637.html
 
i cant wait to fuck a pimply pointy titted geek wearing an elf suit! maybe we'll write a program together that makes our profiles on WoW fuck too!
 
damn..... i only have 4,500 gold!!! maybe if i dont buy that armor upgrade i'll be able to afford it by next week
 
where do you send pictures to? I play a Level 70 Worthless Fuck and I already have like 20,000 gold. 5,000 is definitely expensive for a WoW whore, usually they go for around 2,000
 
LOL, she's such a fucking loser, in her reply she calls everyone making fun of her failures and claims she got laid, what a dumbass bitch.
 
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Operation Heavenly Hogpile - m4w

Date: 2007-04-13, 4:13PM CDT

Calling all BBWs and SSBBWs! Help make a dream come true! This is America, god damn it, and I'm an American, and there is no reason in the world why my freakiest fantasy can't be fulfilled. I recently sold my pool table in my rec room to make space for Operation Heavenly Hogpile. I covered the floor with 6 layers of foam padding, and 1/4" rubber shower liner on top. I've got 3 cases of baby oil, half a dozen strap-ons and several days' worth of classic bluegrass music piped through a kick-ass sound system. I've even prearranged to have Dominoes deliver buffalo wings, pizza, and cheesy bread every hour all weekend. All I need is 8-12 big (BIG!) lovely ladies to join the fun. Get naked, get oiled up, consume what you want, wrestle around, make a great big tangle of jiggly womanhood. I want to roll around on a cellulite sea and stick it in every hole, crevice and fold you've got. Applicants must be prepared to remove every hair on their bodies, including head hair. Eyebrows are ok, but not a single follicle anywhere else.

If you're not heavy enough to get fucked in a fold of elbow fat, don't bother responding. If you're over 18, have a minimum BMI of 35, and are ready for the best fucking time of your life, send me a photo.

Google 'calculate BMI' to find out yours if you don't know it.

God bless.

* Location: Twin Cities

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 311389629

... I have to ask. When were you in the Twin Cities?
 
Um... wow. Both of those are just, wow. Nice, John.

I calculated my BMI, and according to four different sites, I'm underweight. Fuck that, man, I'm just a lankass.
 
Hahaha, both are all kinds of wrong, but fucking hilarious at the same time.

I love that the guy has alrady converted his rec room before recruiting any fatties. I wonder what his friends say when they see a rubber covered room, littered with strap ons and lube? Actually scrub that, he probably doesn't have any friends.
 
why does that have to be where i live. thats got to be the most fucking disgusting thhing ive ever heard of
 
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I love it.

But honestly there is good $$$ to be made form MMO's if you know how to work the system.

I made just under $5000 playing WoW, or better yet NOT playing WoW. Just ran a bot to get characters up to 60 before they released the expansion. Had around 20 different accounts all with 3 lvl 60 characters on them. Took me maybe a month or so to achieve, and in under 3 days I had about $4800.

That's just in WoW too.

In Ultima Online I was able to sell just ONE of my accounts for $9800.
 
Nah that might be a little farfetched but it is pretty close to being legit. I have an account right now with 3 level 70's on it, all geared out as shit from my brothers and I playing...I could probalby get at least $2000-$3000 for it.
 
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