Wow scariest moment of my life

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Beamer12

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i thought my parents were sleeping so i sparked up a bowl and right when i inhaled my mom goes "paul whats that noise"..fucking threw my bowl under my bed and almost shit myself..my heart is still racing..def never smoking at home again with parents home...ever have this happen?
 
one time i was on the phone in my room at like 1 and my mom, who usually goes to bed at 9, slams on my door and is like "what the fuck are you doing in there? are u doing drugs." it was/is really funny, b/c she thinks that i have nothing to do with drugs, so the next day i told her and she said she didnt remember it at all
 
yeah yo im still sketchy so idk what i would do if she acually came in my room..not including the fact that ti smells like bud
 
the moral is dont smoke in ur house with parents home...i wont sleep tonight fuck..still have to somehow smeek my dads lighter back in his cigar box
 
you smoke enough to want to do it when your parents are near you, but you dont have a lighter? am i missing something
 
my friend got caught smoking weed in his room last year and i havnt seen him sense

smoking inside at your own house is definately not a good idea

maybe outside but not inside

and i almost got fucked once because my friend said my parents were asleep and they really werent
 
My friend did that. Light up in his car in the driveway. Not smart. He thought he was alone, but as hes rippin his mom knocks on the window. He is just holding it in hoping she didnt see him. Then she makes him roll down the window, and he is just like "fuck" and exhales. His mom knew. When she asked what he was doing he held the bowl to her and said "want some?"
 
haha I love the description of tossing your piece on the spot.

definitely not a good idea to burn inside, just try to quietly go outside for a sec and chill close to the house so nobody can see you from a window.

oh, and I've been carded many times while buying a lighter... I show them my ID (I'm 21) while normally just giving them a "are you fucking kidding?" look. It's true though... lame.
 
so your mom like stands outside your door and listens? I mean, to hear a lighter flick, and someone breathing you must be a fucking spy or a CIA agent like this kids dad I know... scary shit right there.
 
well when i was still a noob, my friend and i tried to smoke out of an apple in his room, and right as he held it to his mouth and flicked the lighter, everything went into slow motion. i could hear the roll of the metal in the lighter very slowly and just saw the flame shoot up, then all of a sudden his mom kicks open the door (she really just flung it open) and was like WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE?!!!?!!?!?! and i quickly turned towards her and saw her mouth as wide open as possible and her screaming her head off and i couldnt help but bust out laughing, which didnt help the situation. apprently, his sister had snitched on him. it was one of the funniest, but scariest moments of my life
 
you cant buy a lighter till your 18?! You are in american i assume...that is a fucking stupid law! whats the smoking age in america?!
 
garage

crawl space

but i don't even live at home anymore, so i can blaze one on my balcony, sitting on a couch playing my bass guitar.

its a good life.
 
screw that.. there is no smoking age..

You supposively cannot buy cigarettes or tobacco till your 18.. but that law is seldom held accountable.. its not very strictly enforced.

When i used to smoke cigars, I would go down to the 711 where the guy who works there is pakistani and doesnt give a flying fuck about american law as long as he isnt caught. I used to buy american rolled cubans there all the time and even if he carded me, he would glance at it, give it back, and then hand me the pack of eduardo's or whatever american rolled cubans I just purchased.

I have also done this with alchohol... whether it be 12 packs of bud, or 6 packs of Pabst, the guy was awesome and didnt even give a shit about age.. he just carded me.. didnt deny me purchase at all.

He sure as hell wouldnt stop me for a fucking lighter though.. jeez..

You should find a guy around your local residence that pulls something like this... just go around to differnt places, act real regular.. and if they card you, they wont do anything more than tell you to leave... do this till you find a guy who is tight enough to sell you shit illegally.. :D
 
I have a buddy who moved out right after highschool and started working with his dad at his dads store. Anyways he missed work for like the 3rd day in a row so the dad came over to his house and flubg the front door open and was like "where the hell is my boy" I was just watching TV with a few buddies and somebody was like I think hes upstairs. His dad bolted upstairs checked his room and then heard people in the bathroom. He busts in the door like literally kicks it off the hinge and theres his son getting head from the cracked out chick and he is slamming rails back like nobodies business. Also just on the counter is 10000 buckd which was stolen from his dads shop over a couple months. It was insane. I dont think either the dad or the son talk anymore.

So anyways for you. Stop stressing its simply bud and it is such a mellow drug I dont understand why parents get so pissed about it.
 
ive had scarier

how bout getting punched and almost jumped by a group of black kids because u said the word nigger in a rap song
 
hahahaha, if my mom heard that she'd be liek hold'n out on me? yor grounded... haha nah, my mom would never ground me, my dad would tho... or he'd try, but then i'd just get in my car and drive to my moms. i dont think my parents would really care if i smoked pot
 
man its the same where i live here in canada, well edmonton albera has that law any way, but it is seldomy enforced
 
thats pretty sad if you get carted for buying lighters. just put it in your pocket and walk out if u really cant buy it...

i remeber how those close calls were scary but if your gona blaze in your house ur gona get caught and so i did many times and now i dont really give a fuck. I just burn mad incense in my room so it reeks of that 24/7 and they dont say anythng
 
for real i found weed in my moms drawer and she cnat say shit now. Everyone smokes herb thats something i found out in the last 4 years
 
Oh man! so many close calls smoking in my room! when i first started, i was smoking out my window with this homemade bong and my mom knocks on my door and tells me i need to help her on the computer. so being the noob smoker i was, i forgot to spray stuff on me or wash my hands so of course my mom knew i was smoking....i didnt get grounded or anything. the trick to smoking in your room is one hitters. pack a tiny ass nug that you can burn off in one hit, hold that hit in as long as you can and then let it out and there should be minimal smell, make sure you cover the bowl after your hit or else that smoke can drift around. i toke all the time now and never get caught thanks to one hitters.
 
my mom came up and knocked on the door and asked what i was doing with a blanket under my door
 
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