WOW saves lives!

[Mezmerize19]

World of Warcraft Saves a 12 year old boy from an angry moose

The boy Hans Joergen Olsen were outside walking in the woods with

his 10 year old sister when suddenly an angry moose attacked them.

- "My sister ran away, but I tried to scare the moose. When I

noticed the moose wasn't stopping I started to run also. The moose

chased me and after a while I had no strength left to run." says the

boy to the Norwegian newspaper Avisen.

The moose head butted him in the back, but the impact was absorbed

by his backpack. When he fell to the ground he did a trick he usually

does on "World of Warcraft."

- "When you get to level 30 you learn the skill "Feign Death", so

that is what I did, and after a little while the moose walked away"

says Hans to the newspaper.

 

[steevner]

wtf is feign death

 

[ESAND]

Wait, what. They are attributing playing dead to world of warcraft?

 

[00000000]

I'm assuming it's pretending you're dead

 

[bigwhite.steeze]

bahahahahahahahaha

omg....

 

[tjski]

dido

 

[bangarangmules]

hahaha wowww...

 

[Capt.Flannel]

uhhh, no, they are attributing the kid's knowledge of such a trick to WOW

 

[Mezmerize19]

Feign Death causes the hunter to appear dead. The hunter loses all aggro. Nearby enemies have a chance based on your relative level to resist this effect.

 

[doublexl]

i think people that would need WOW to teach them to play dead in that situation are better of dead.

 

[liukangkid]

not really, he was smart enough to do that

 

[timmi]

the kid is 12 years old...

 

[ESAND]

people have known how to play dead for ever. It is instinctual

 

[NH_LiNe]

hahahahahahhahahahaha

 

[ScrappyJoeYoung]

hahah that is sooo funny, and dope that the kid saved his own life.

 

[anxju]

wow also destroys lives. look at all the people these days with no lives that just play wow all day

 

[skinnylove]

i find that funny. the news article doesnt sound very legit though.

 

[spudz]

FOR THE HORDE!!

 

[d-_-bScobou]

These people can save lives too

http://www.break.com/index/how-the-french-army-trains.html

 

[Calb3rt]

too bad his moose scaring level was only a 10.

 

[Ryan.Street]

do you really think it was his level 30 wizard skills or whatever that made him play dead or did he just freeze cuz he was scared shitless and used the excuse so his mom would stop bitching at him for being on wow all the time

 

[-justice-]

wow saves lives and halo taught me how to save the world!!!

 

[Alex_thedroog]

haha wow.

 

[Tom.]

Dito

You get a 75%, solid C.

 

[killabees]

gta taught me to fuck hookers.

 

[titsLOL]

but for the most pathetic reason ever. If I have a 12 year old son I am not letting him play world of warcraft that much i'm gonna make him learn life the real way, by battling moose in the wild.

 

[Master_Quiff]

fucking hackzorz

 

[*freeskierpj*]

Haha that's the best way...

 

[Quinny]

Haha, good find.

 

[kepler.]

Haha, I definitely lol'ed.

 

[TerminatorX]

one saved life, thousands ruined

 

[PilleDaKid]

Why didnt he run when his sister did?

 

[dammitmike]

ditto.

A for effort though

 

[invaderskier36]

bhahahahahahaha

 

[Tom.]

 

[jimmychung]

that moose is a NOOB

 

[andy_boy]

bahahaha

 

[Swan_Solo]

i have that one

 

[pns513]

the guy learns how to play dead from World of Warcraft? wow

 

[doritos]

I guess..?

 

[Elijah.]

Lol!

 

[Craigskis]

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