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witchbaby666

witchbaby666

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'Just to let you know this is a website for skiers. I'm not trying to offend you but wouldn't you 'articles' be better someplace else where people wouldn't chuckle and ask themselves what the f*** is wrong with this person? Don't be angry...just get some skis so you can write something that is actually related to this site and the folks who visit it '

It's a site for skiers?!?!?!?!?

A moment is the most you can ever expect from perfection.
 
you dont ski.

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'uhh let me get a nicklebag'

fifteen bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
 
and you didn't no this was a website about skiing? you would think how everyone talks about skiing, the pics of skiers and everything else would have gave it away

___________________

Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
HAHAHAHAAHA, OMG!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
ummmm, didn't you sort of realize that there were pictures of skiiers all over the site, and the threads were about skiing...hence, SKI_GABBER and there is about 25 different 'SKI' related items on the front page?

and if you missed the front page, missed the pictures, missed the SKI_GABBER...wouldn't you sort of notice that almost on every page there is something to do with skiing.

- Marc
 
hahah, i figured you didn't ski at all. You're the only one on here who never mentions it...and in your profile you don't own skis.

Sooo, not that i mind but, what brought you here?

'Everything that can be invented has been invented.'

--Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899

'We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.'

--Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
 
I'm surprised that most of you can't take a joke... at least I think it's a joke, anyway...

But don't worry, witchbaby... that's why we have a non-ski gabber, non-ski articles, non-ski pictures, etc. We all love you anyway.

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I want to get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!' -Jim Morrison
 
Shit, is Kamikaze the only one who understands sarcasm???? Ahahahaha hahahaha hahaha

But you know, perhaps its better to be naive then a sarcastic biatch...

A moment is the most you can ever expect from perfection.
 
Are you angry at the world?

'My advice to you is to start drinking heavily' -Animal House
 
look at her user name for christ sake, i think she might win the angryest skier award

There are two positives to life: you live and you die.
 
I'm not angry, I just thought it was amusing when that guy felt the need to tell me that it's a skier's site. I mean, like all of you pointed out, the news is about skiers, almost everything you can click on says has the word 'ski' in it etc.

Hehehe, you guys are the best.

A moment is the most you can ever expect from perfection.
 
I think everyone's missing the point... wasn't that a message sent to her from someone? Maybe I'm missing something...

Matt

 
you're missing a lot matt.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'I only go on [newschoolers.com] 'cause all the kids there like me' Jon Reedy
 
Ummm...in no way do the words new schoolers directly mean skiing. It could be a preschooler site, or a recovering alcoholic site...or even porn...In fact, the last thing on my mind when I think of new schooler is skiing. Although it might be hiding somewhere in the recesses. I have alot of junk in my head...

No, I told them already. Shut up! You too. I can't. What was that? Shut up, no you shut up no you shut up!!! What was that!?.....the wind...

 
oh, haha, if that was a message sent to you then yeah I understand the sarcasm for sure, haha, damn, I think I'm hella confuzzed again, argh, haha

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
Someone should send me one of those messages... almost all the articles I've written are non-ski.

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I want to get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!' -Jim Morrison
 
you fuckkin wacko, i love it, so you board? what do you do if you ski, are you any good, do you even know what color snow is?

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - anonymous

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

everything you know is not true

`When I was doin him in the butt, my dick touched his shit...it was cool` - J()nes
 
Nope, I'm not really a sporty girl. I don't ski or snowboard or skateboard. I tried skateboarding once and the thing attacked me. The first time I ever went skiing was this year, in p.e. and that was cross country. (real exxxtream.)

I read, I (try to) write, spend time with friends, and play the piano. Aren't I exciting!

I found out about this site from Diabhal, and I wanted to have fun in the forums. And the guy who sent me that message said something like 'why don't you post your articles someplace where people don't just laugh and say 'what the fuck is she on?'

The only reason I post is so that people can laugh. I hope some of you have!

^ The complete history of witchbaby. TaDa

A moment is the most you can ever expect from perfection.
 
You're exactly like my ex-girlfriend. Everything. Except my ex snowboards. Your brains work the same way i think though.

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Learning a new trick is like swimming in the ocean. When you feel the water it's cold and uncomfortable, but once you're in, how sweet it is.

 
Speaking of brains...I've got a weird ass pimple type thing on my left nut...you guys ever get that shit?

What's happening?

I keep my dredlocks in a napkin ring.
 
.....congratulations..ou're the first person ever to insult every word used in your scentence.....the english language will never be the same..and dont make a loke about my spelling...

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - anonymous

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

everything you know is not true

`When I was doin him in the butt, my dick touched his shit...it was cool` - J()nes
 
ass pimples.....what the fuck, you guys are fucked up

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
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