Would you smash Lisa Zimmerman if she shit on your floor

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

81 dislikes, woah...

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

 

[weedoo]

imagine Gus and Lisa smashing

Im good thanks

 

[STwoops]

Last night my boyfriend name dropped Lisa in the middle of doing the dirty.

Much depress. ):

If she could triple.

 

[STwoops]

I love my girlfriend, so nah

Dog on the real get a life.

 

[JAHpow]

imagine Gus and Lisa smashing

Imagine the baby Jon Olsson and Lisa could make. The looks would definitely come from Jon just sayin.

 

[b.janders]

Why is this a thread

 

[robbinJAHood]

Not without consent.

Thank you for this lol

 

[GayWolf420]

How the fuck is this reply still here? Some fucking nobody talking about "hate fucking" a pro female skier. No wonder theres hardly any women on this site. You're scum mate.

hate fucking is where you draw the line but not shitting on the floor?

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

I love my girlfriend, so nah

We broke up, so now I'd fuck her, consent given of course.

 

[firecrotch]

We broke up, so now I'd fuck her, consent given of course.

quality bump

 

[JoeF2661]

Before google search: cant believe all you mosoginsitic pigs, have some respect for the lady.

After google: ya mafockers see that playboy shoot! Poop ain't no thang.

 

[profa_212]

We broke up, so now I'd fuck her, consent given of course.

Had no idea there were 100 people left on this site but your downvotes helped me learn something new today

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

This was one of my first posts too.

Had no idea there were 100 people left on this site but your downvotes helped me learn something new today

 

[DirtYStylE]

I doubt we will ever hear this story

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

One can dream

 

[CLQ]

This thread, much like the hoodcrew, sucks.

 

[GrandThings]

They still fuck yo bitch tho...

 

[AstroKush]

Nobody here said anything about making a huge wave of poo splash while smashing a pro's pile of wet beer-induced diarrhea with their new 110mm wide fat skis on first run.

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

We got back together, sorry lisa, missed your chance

 

[Jesse_]

We got back together, sorry lisa, missed your chance

Mind if I ask why you guys broke up in the first place and why you're back together again?

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

She has trust issues, but we both know that each of us cares about the other no matter what. It's not a perfect relationship but it's a work in progress.

Mind if I ask why you guys broke up in the first place and why you're back together again?

 

[Jesse_]

She has trust issues, but we both know that each of us cares about the other no matter what. It's not a perfect relationship but it's a work in progress.

Ah ok that's understandable I guess, I was just super curious cause if you got back together and the reason for the initial breakup was one of you cheated or sum I would've been concerned

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

Year 2 of asking hoodcrew to let us in on this epic

 

[SofaKingSick]

Sorry guys but the fact that some of you think this thread has anything to do with a real life story is why retards.com redirects to Newschoolers.com

 

[danbrown]

Sorry guys but the fact that some of you think this thread has anything to do with a real life story is why retards.com redirects to Newschoolers.com

Haha it does though

 

[GrandThings]

I love my girlfriend, so nah

I've literally never seen a post with so many downvotes hahahah

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

Truth is stranger than fiction.

Sorry guys but the fact that some of you think this thread has anything to do with a real life story is why retards.com redirects to Newschoolers.com

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

Year 2 of asking hoodcrew to let us in on this epic

My private source expanded a bit on this story and the answer to this epic saga was

Yes

 

[GrandThings]

My private source expanded a bit on this story and the answer to this epic saga was

Yes

Pics or it didnt happen

 

[CharlzHub]

Only if she can pee in my butt

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

Hi

 

[coolflash8]

Ew an asshole gross

 

[Lonely]

Ew gross butthole

 

[CLQ]

I love my girlfriend, so nah

love no thottie

 

[ModMommy]

eww a bunghole

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

love no thottie

You're goddamn right

 

[coolflash8]

eww a bunghole

Yours tho

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

I love my girlfriend, so nah

this didnt age well

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

I stand by my previous statement given the time and circumstance

this didnt age well

**This post was edited on Apr 17th 2020 at 9:54:32am

 

[little1337]

ew anus

 

[Young_patty]

if it was on the hardwood: yes

If it was on the rug: no

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

How the fuck is this reply still here? Some fucking nobody talking about "hate fucking" a pro female skier. No wonder theres hardly any women on this site. You're scum mate.

lool

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

if it was on the hardwood: yes

If it was on the rug: no

 

[dogfacematt]

Roll in the shit, then smash, yes

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

Roll in the shit, then smash, yes

 

[Mingg]

To clear things up. I didn’t say oh Lisa or anything like that. I asked for her to shit on the floor and she said no. I then responded with “Lisa would do it.” Needless to say my night got cut short.

This is the best thing you’ve ever posted btw

 

[little1337]

Glad to see this is an announcement, very important stuff here

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

 

[ASAPCarter]

After a quick google search...

 

[danbrown]

the real story here is that the summer of 2017 (?), Lisa and another european chick (cant remember who) were guest pros or coaches or something at windells, one night Lisa and the other girl were super hammered and they both took shits all over a bedroom or a bathroom as a prank or something. there ya go.