Would You Rather

13532578:dustygoldflakes said:
I would rather be a girl than die. Now would you rather die in a gnarly/legendary skiing accident or snowboard?
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if i get to be old when i die, ski accident. if i have to be young, then i would rather snowboard and get good and go pro
 
13532582:Blindsurfer said:
if i get to be old when i die, ski accident. if i have to be young, then i would rather snowboard and get good and go pro
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damnit op follow your own rules and make your own for me to answer
 
13532587:stinky_pete said:
damnit op follow your own rules and make your own for me to answer
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shit dude. would you rather have to have your nipples exposed at all times and never ever talk about it, even if asked (there would be nipple holes cut in all your clothes), or always have really sweaty armpits?
 
13532594:Blindsurfer said:
shit dude. would you rather have to have your nipples exposed at all times and never ever talk about it, even if asked (there would be nipple holes cut in all your clothes), or always have really sweaty armpits?
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Nippes (I already do that), would rather have sex with 27 year olds, or with twenty 7 year olds?
 
13532594:Blindsurfer said:
shit dude. would you rather have to have your nipples exposed at all times and never ever talk about it, even if asked (there would be nipple holes cut in all your clothes), or always have really sweaty armpits?
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13532594:Blindsurfer said:
shit dude. would you rather have to have your nipples exposed at all times and never ever talk about it, even if asked (there would be nipple holes cut in all your clothes), or always have really sweaty armpits?
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My pits are constantly sweating anyways soooo...

13532607:dingus said:
Nippes (I already do that), would rather have sex with 27 year olds, or with twenty 7 year olds?
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How many 27 year olds?

Would you rather have a man stick his dick in your ear or have to eat brusselsprouts out of an old lady's vagina?
 
I play hockey. We've been stressing a bunch with long practices. Anyway took a puck to the dome last night. Got kocked the fuck out(I know I know what the fuck was I doing on the ice without a helmet, but we were just shootin around a bit after practice).

Anyway so I had this dream, well it seemed super fucking real. But anyway I dreamed that the puck only hit me, because an angel swooped down and it clipped his wing.and hit me in the face. But I was dead. The puck killed me. So this angel killed me. Anyway by the time I got them to realize it was their bad, my body had been burned. They were like " Yo , are bad, we can bring you back to life, but your body is gone, but this chick just died, you can have hers".

She was a figure skater and I had no other options really so I went with it. Ended up crushing is on the ice and living it up regardless of what I had downstairs.

Then I woke up. Weird dream
 
13532654:AlsoKnownAs said:
I play hockey. We've been stressing a bunch with long practices. Anyway took a puck to the dome last night. Got kocked the fuck out(I know I know what the fuck was I doing on the ice without a helmet, but we were just shootin around a bit after practice).

Anyway so I had this dream, well it seemed super fucking real. But anyway I dreamed that the puck only hit me, because an angel swooped down and it clipped his wing.and hit me in the face. But I was dead. The puck killed me. So this angel killed me. Anyway by the time I got them to realize it was their bad, my body had been burned. They were like " Yo , are bad, we can bring you back to life, but your body is gone, but this chick just died, you can have hers".

She was a figure skater and I had no other options really so I went with it. Ended up crushing is on the ice and living it up regardless of what I had downstairs.

Then I woke up. Weird dream
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Wrong thread?
 
Id definetley be a girl, be nasty at skiing (do mute 3's and back 270's =pro) the only down side is menstruation and dealing with sexist boys......
 
13532647:APunx176 said:
My pits are constantly sweating anyways soooo...

How many 27 year olds?

Would you rather have a man stick his dick in your ear or have to eat brusselsprouts out of an old lady's vagina?
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Um, how far into said ear? I couldn't imagine it getting very far...

Brussel sprouts taste nasty off a plate let alone out of an old lady's vag.

So I'm gonna have to take the dick in my ear.

Would you rather have legs the size of your toes or have toes the size of your legs?
 
13532781:Mingg said:
Um, how far into said ear? I couldn't imagine it getting very far...

Brussel sprouts taste nasty off a plate let alone out of an old lady's vag.

So I'm gonna have to take the dick in my ear.
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Like just to where it's starting to be painful and good choice
 
would you rather smash your little toe into a coffee table every morning of your life or

shit out a full camelback water bottle
 
Would you rather change gender every time you sneeze, or not be able to tell the difference between a baby and muffin?

alternatively

Would you rather suck some guys dick for the first 99% or the last 1%
 
13532823:nacho.steez said:
Would you rather change gender every time you sneeze, or not be able to tell the difference between a baby and muffin?
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not tell the difference between a baby and a muffin. that would lead to some hilarious scenarios.

would you rather only ever wipe your butt with sandpaper or do a shot of wolf semen daily?
 
13532823:nacho.steez said:
Would you rather change gender every time you sneeze, or not be able to tell the difference between a baby and muffin?

alternatively

Would you rather suck some guys dick for the first 99% or the last 1%
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i'd rather not tell the difference between a baby and a muffin.

would you rather only wipe with sandpaper or drink a daily shot of wolf semen?
 
13532594:Blindsurfer said:
shit dude. would you rather have to have your nipples exposed at all times and never ever talk about it, even if asked (there would be nipple holes cut in all your clothes), or always have really sweaty armpits?
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gee i don't know. i have some gross nips so probably sweaty armpits and i could just say it's a medical condition.
 
13532822:_jake123 said:
would you rather smash your little toe into a coffee table every morning of your life or

shit out a full camelback water bottle
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shit out the camelback, i have taken some big poops.

would you rather eat a pound of live ants in one sitting (the little brown harmless guys) or have giant pimples on your dick for 2 years
 
13532835:Blindsurfer said:
do a shot of wolf semen daily?
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Does anybody actually NOT start their day this way? I'm sorry, I thought this was America. Am I wrong?

Red, grayish white, and blue.

FREEEEDDDDOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
 
13532843:Blindsurfer said:
shit out the camelback, i have taken some big poops.

would you rather eat a pound of live ants in one sitting (the little brown harmless guys) or have giant pimples on your dick for 2 years
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Jesus christ..

Ants i guess dick pimples would be horrible.

Would you rather (this is fucked)

Have to watch your daughter lose her virginity

OR

Watch parents make love when you were concieved
 
13532894:Chubz. said:
Jesus christ..

Ants i guess dick pimples would be horrible.

Would you rather (this is fucked)

Have to watch your daughter lose her virginity

OR

Watch parents make love when you were concieved
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Damn these are good. That's a hard one. I'd say watch parents though.

Drink a 32oz glass of goat semen

or

have sex with a horse
 
13532936:gnar_whal said:
Damn these are good. That's a hard one. I'd say watch parents though.

Drink a 32oz glass of goat semen

or

have sex with a horse
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Goat semen... I might actually die from the horse.

Would you rather be creative but dumb as a rock or be intelligent but have no sense of creativity?
 
13532992:Mingg said:
Goat semen... I might actually die from the horse.

Would you rather be creative but dumb as a rock or be intelligent but have no sense of creativity?
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Dumb and creative for sure

Would you rather have no penis, or have 5 penises?
 
13533029:gnar_whal said:
where would they be located?
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One of two options here.

Randomly. Absolutely no set locations

Or

All five in the same spot, like an utter.

Take your pick. It's a would you rather inside of a would you rather. It's would you rather inception.
 
13533054:sellinger said:
One of two options here.

Randomly. Absolutely no set locations

Or

All five in the same spot, like an utter.

Take your pick. It's a would you rather inside of a would you rather. It's would you rather inception.
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That's a tough one for sure. I think i would take the 5 randoms ones and hope one was on my forehead so I could be famous and start a #freethedick movement.

Would you rather

Have permanent toe bang

or

kick a brick wall with toothpicks jammed under your toenails.(on both feet and you can do at whatever time of year you want)
 
13532936:gnar_whal said:
Damn these are good. That's a hard one. I'd say watch parents though.

Drink a 32oz glass of goat semen

or

have sex with a horse
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i'd have sex with a female horse. id destroy that ass.

would you rather drink a cup of vomit or eat a spoonful of poo
 
13533025:sellinger said:
Dumb and creative for sure

Would you rather have no penis, or have 5 penises?
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5 penises. opens up the possibility of a six-way.

would you rather be always comfortably drunk or always stoned to the point of near-greening out
 
13533133:Blindsurfer said:
5 penises. opens up the possibility of a six-way.

would you rather be always comfortably drunk or always stoned to the point of near-greening out
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Drunk

Would you rather get a blowjob from your dad or a crocodile
 
13533140:HamFaceGirl3.0 said:
Drunk

Would you rather get a blowjob from your dad or a crocodile
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a baby crocodile with no teeth

would you rather have a 6inch dildo constantly in your put except for when you poop or eat your own dick you can cook it however you like.
 
13533140:HamFaceGirl3.0 said:
Drunk

Would you rather get a blowjob from your dad or a crocodile
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Hard call but crocodile. I already took the 5 dicks from earlier so he can blow one of those
 
13533178:crotchvent said:
a baby crocodile with no teeth

would you rather have a 6inch dildo constantly in your put except for when you poop or eat your own dick you can cook it however you like.
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Lol baby crocodiles' teeth are way sharper than adults. Have fun
 
13533178:crotchvent said:
a baby crocodile with no teeth

would you rather have a 6inch dildo constantly in your put except for when you poop or eat your own dick you can cook it however you like.
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Eat my own dick but after im done id wake up and realize its just a dream

13533185:crotchvent said:
not if they don't have any.
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See^ cop outs in this game make it no fun
 
13532578:dustygoldflakes said:
I would rather be a girl than die. Now would you rather die in a gnarly/legendary skiing accident or snowboard?
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Snowboard.

Would you rather turn into a steam locomotive (classic) that is in new england? Or a high speed train in Europe?
 
13533178:crotchvent said:
would you rather have a 6inch dildo constantly in your put except for when you poop or eat your own dick you can cook it however you like.
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Dildo. Would you rather take a fresh ski edge to the neck or not be ablate spin on skis.
 
13533191:Pepe. said:
Snowboard.

Would you rather turn into a steam locomotive (classic) that is in new england? Or a high speed train in Europe?
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High speed train in Europe. Ok I got another one for you. Would you rather peel off all your fingernails (yourself) or yank out all of your teeth (dentist could do it)?
 
13533543:dustygoldflakes said:
High speed train in Europe. Ok I got another one for you. Would you rather peel off all your fingernails (yourself) or yank out all of your teeth (dentist could do it)?
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Since a dentist can do it does that mean itll be done proper and get knocked out for it?
 
Would you rather always smell like dogshit and not be able to notice it? Or have the only thing you can ever smell be cat piss for the rest of ur life?
 
13533756:Chubz. said:
Would you rather always smell like dogshit and not be able to notice it? Or have the only thing you can ever smell be cat piss for the rest of ur life?
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Always smell like dogshit.

Would you rather never ski again or never have sex again?
 
13533758:Mingg said:
Always smell like dogshit.

Would you rather never ski again or never have sex again?
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Never ski again. I can take up snowboarding.

Would you rather only orgasm once a month? Or orgasm after only 30 seconds every single time.
 
13533824:CaptainObvious. said:
Would you rather only orgasm once a month? Or orgasm after only 30 seconds every single time.
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Once a month for sure, I could last forever If I just couldn't orgasm.

Would you rather shit a bowling ball or piss a golf ball?
 
13533846:THEE_wizard said:
Once a month for sure, I could last forever If I just couldn't orgasm.

Would you rather shit a bowling ball or piss a golf ball?
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Fuck. Both would hurt like hell. Probably going to take shitting the bowling ball

Would you rather shit bricks, or puke slugs?
 
13533870:sellinger said:
Fuck. Both would hurt like hell. Probably going to take shitting the bowling ball

Would you rather shit bricks, or puke slugs?
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Puke slugs, my anus is fragile

i think spagett asked me this once but, bang a really ugly chick or blow a really hot guy

switch genders if ur a pinkname answering
 
13533876:CHORIZO said:
Puke slugs, my anus is fragile

i think spagett asked me this once but, bang a really ugly chick or blow a really hot guy

switch genders if ur a pinkname answering
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eat out a hot girl.

would you rather be attacked by a moose or choked by one of those chokey snakes?
 
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