Would you Rather...

[One.2]

Bang and spend the rest of your life with Kate Upton forever and bang her wherever you want or Ski the best pow and the best park with whatever features and BC you want... GO

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

skiing comes first. i can always find another girl.

 

[theBearJew]

your thread sucks.

 

[iSmokeweed]

these are the worst kind of threads.

 

[willy_baller]

Would you rather have a goose that laid golden eggs, daily, or an elk that shits old Buicks, daily?

 

[thewhiteprophet]

the obvious choice is the skiing but I choose kate, because she is super rich and I could just go skiing wherever the fuck I want anyways.

best of both worlds.

 

[introvert]

Kate. As ^that guy said, she could just pay for wherever I wanted to go.

 

[One.2]

No all you can do with kate is bang and eat... and use the bathroom

 

[thewhiteprophet]

well yeah your thread sucks then

 

[introvert]

.

 

[gotti]

would your rather be anally fisted or fuck a man?

 

[douchebagmdgee]

How about I choose skiing, then abduct Kate Upton and tie her up in my basement. BOOM.

 

[Darth.Maul]

Would you rather drink 1L of your own piss, or eat a bowl of pubic hair?

 

[thewhiteprophet]

probably the piss because then I'll be gnarly like bear grylls

 

[douchebagmdgee]

How big is the bowl?

 

[Gnarbangalakazoo]

who's pubic hair is it? and how clean is my piss?

 

[no_steeze]

ski with my girlfriend who skis and who likes to bang

that evens out the big titties and supermodel status

 

[midget.]

would you rather drink a gallon of another mans semen or kill a family member

 

[SamwiseTheGamgee]

Fuck one, Marry one, Kill one. Kate Upton, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Aniston. GO

 

[Joebin]

Kill Kate, fuck Jen, marry Mila.

 

[thewhiteprophet]

fuck katekill mila

marry jennifer aniston

 

[TOUCHE]

/implies GF is solid 7

 

[SamwiseTheGamgee]

this was my order as well

 

[DizzyG]

fuck mila marry kate kill jennifer

 

[the.nile]

fuck one, marry one, kill one. your mom, your aunt, or your grandmother. GO

 

[monkatizer]

piss is completly sterile

 

[YoungChristmas]

Would you rather watch a porno with your grandparents or starring your grandparents?

 

[JzD.]

There's like 3 different options here? I want the one where I bang kate upton whenever I want and ski

 

[Spinoza]

That's a pretty good one

 

[asfdfads]

/images/flash_video_placeholder.pngrelevant post is relevant

 

[Dragonite.]

I did not succeed.

 

[Errl]

instead of banging her, can we sip cocoa in the lodge?

fuck.

 

[JASTEW206]

The best would you rather i have heard to this day:

Would you rather spend 3 years of your life, (holding everything off) at a YMCA camp(as a camper). or would you rather, spend a week at Aushwitz (no death or long term injuries, there may be some short term injuries)?

 

[Wallisch_pl]

Yes, Because making a thread about Tobacco is much better you dumbass

 

[Wallisch_pl]

anally fisted...easy, next one

 

[m-tang]

How bout smoke a bowl of pubic hair and use the piss as bong water...easy choice best of both worlds!

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

oh, how original.

 

[so_gangk]

this is a terrible pointless thread but i will play your game

i would choose the skiing it will provide more joy, a girl like that is just claims

 

[Willgum]

What the fuck kind of question is that haha are you sick

I'd never drink a gallon of another mans semen

 

[Anathema]

id rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

it sounds funny when you say it fast....

 

[Wheaty214]

Are these solid gold eggs? If they are I can just buy all the Buicks I want after I sell them.

 

[Mr.Mitten]

It's fun to stay at the Y M C A!!!! And I wouldn't be able to handle Aushwittz

 

[little1337]

sign me up for a fisting

 

[Forcillo]

Would you Rather: Never go skiing again, or never touch a person of the opposite sex again.

 

[rednecknation]

^^^ never touch a person of opposite sex again. Skiing is all mighty and should never be chosen against.

 

[FuckAllOfYou]

kill jen, fuck kate and marry mila

 

[thewhiteprophet]

never skiing again would be the safe way to go because you can't get injured(easily) and there is no off season for bitches.

but you would have more fun skiing. and you can still get blowies from shemales because they're not opposite sex, they're just the whole package.

 

[thenightman]

Would you rather have penis sized nipples or a nipple sized penis? GO!

 

[Rafiki]

would you rather have ropes for arms, and you have to sling them around to grab stuff, or bagels for hands?

 

[willy_baller]

they are not solid, but still golden eggs. And the elk shitting old buicks would be more for entertainment. Can you imaging how awesome it would be to see an elk explosively projectile an old beater Buick out of its ass?

 

[analprobe]

would you rather be probed by us, or by your oldest neighbour?