Would You Rather?

TheJudge

TheJudge

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i'd choose the breadsticks and then i could use my bread money to just pay for someone to have sex with me.
 
You can make sweet, sensual and passionate one with anyone that you want for 48 hours anytime. I'm gonna side with those breadsticks. Can they be the Cheesy breadsticks from Pizza hut?
 
that is true. I'd rather have someone make sweet pationate love to me because they actually like me rather than have someone randomly making pationate love to me. i feel it would be somewhat akward. can you get garlic bread sticks?
 
I'm siding with choice 2 then. Like I said. You can make passionate love to anyone you like whenever. Lifetime breadsticks is a hailey's comet sort of thing.
 
not at all

an endless supply of what homeless people eat to keep themselves from starving to death?

no thanks, i would much rather pound eva mendes, mila kunis, minka kelly, or that hot spanish chick from the show modern family for 48 hours straight until i was out of bodily fluids

i'm sorry your balls havent dropped yet and youre still unsure of the feeling you get in your loins everytime you look at a girl (or maybe guy?)
 
Breadsticks for sure. Why you might ask? Because I can use the breadsticks for food. AND I can use the breadsticks as dildos, thus resulting in the same pleasure as sex.
 
this is true, not completly, you wouldn't have to buy a lot of food as you would have your bread? so save that money, then have sex with the money saved? profit?!??
 
number two, then i can sell the breadsticks eventually making me very rich then number one will arrive on its own.
 
The breadsticks are unlimited, so it's very possible to become tired of them.
The real question should be would you rather fight one seaman or take a load of semen?
 
the 48 hours obviously. you can use it with someone you would never otherwise get with, while i can go get breadsticks any time i want.
 
Not that I was on 4chan last night, but you totally got this from the /mu/ thread that was like 600 posts long.

Anyway, fucking the person. Imagine this, I fuck over once for like 2 hours, make a tape of it, then say I'll sell it unless she gives me a few hundred million. Then for the next 46 hours I continue to fuck all the richest women in the world, and video tape it. Insuring lifetime moneys and I can buy all those fucking breadsticks.

Plus, I could fuck Miranda kerr.
 
Option #1 no question

who the fuck needs a lifetime supply of breadsticks? I have a bakery right around the corner from I can go to anytime I want. Id much rather have a Victoria Secret model at my beck and call for 48 hours.

And Olive Garden blows donkey dick. If I want frozen Italian food Ill buy a frozen pizza at the supermarket.
 
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