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give up sex or skiing if you were forced to choose?

I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it could be.
 
thats not a far question who could chose between the two

NS army

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example
 
sex cuz you can always masterbate as needed but skiing cannot be taken away under any circumstances

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Snowboarder formally known as SimFSR400

And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply

NS Army

 
I'd give up skiing, but just because I don't have sex on a usualy basis so i couldn't give it up.

-Pat

NS army is gay, NS navy is were its at!!
 
I mean't, usual basis, or normal basis. thanks though, Im in ap language I should get that sheet yo//!!

-Pat
 
the demand for my dick is way too low to give up skiing

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
 
how could you ever think of a situation so horrible?

I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day
 
I was kinda forced by my ex...notice she's my ex.

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

There ain't nothin' like a champagne buzz, but then there ain't nothin' like a champagne hangover.

SFU, still better than UBC

Hi, I'm John, John Bond
 
hey if i lose my dick doesnt meen sumone else cant stick theres in me.

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---> www.powder11.com
 
i would give up sex, and have intercourse but call it something else, like dirty time or something. then you have a win win situation

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i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

 
fourtunily i this isnt reality, so im never gonna have to give up one for the other

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snow is so cool
 
what about this:

have your eyes pecked out by a bird

or your balls nibbled off by a squirle

 
well i would need my eyes to ski

but ..............

yeah id go with the squirel

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nsARMY
 
balls by the squirrel, my eyes are sensitve

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
uhhhhhh... id give up my herpes

remember; i cant be trusted, becase the only ski movies ive ever seen were the warren miller ones, and in the haze.

and yes, i am in love with (a) sam caylor and (b)harvey.
 
ill kill myself thanks tho

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Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.'

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the

morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.'

 
i only have sex with pigons now, i guess i would give that up.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
how about beating the squirrel to death with your dick.... or just having sex with the squirrel

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
 
how bout sex during the winter and skiing during the summer...I could live with that

-Catie

~*~*Good things come in pretty packages!*~*~

'I come from a Christian family...' lol Lizzybeth

'Girls have balls...they're just higher up'- Shay

make boursht, not bombs!
 
uh dude, i think you should switch that order. ya

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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03
 
jman, the eyes for sure. i could pork all the ugly girls with nice cooters or that are just good in the sack and i would love every minute of it!

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
but then youd run into lots of trees skiing or have to have one of those guides with the ropes and the signs that say blind skier

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
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