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Abu_Hajaar
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you could just heat her up in the oven for a couple of minutes
Gnarbangalakazoo
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Drink a cup of runny shit. I'm Bear Grills.
450out.
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Here's mine:
You wake up from a bad ski crash. You feel alright. Nothing is seriously wrong. Your right arm is down a very tight tunnel. You have a knife in your right hand, and if you drop it, you'll be able to remove your arm. But your dick is frozen in to some ice beside your hand with the knife in it. You can't break the ice with the knife. Here's the catch: A huge, male Silverback Gorilla escaped from a nearby zoo. It headed up the mountain and followed you. It is now sitting directly behind you, making it's primal mating grunts. A news chopper followed it up the mountain, and is now watching both you and the gorilla, while broadcasting the image around the world. A rescue crew is making it's way up the mountain, and will reach you in 4-5 hours. Now this massive gorilla is going crazy. You can either cut off your dick and escape down the mountain, or let this huge beast fuck you in the ass for 4-5 hours while the rescue team makes it's way up the mountain, while all of this is being documented to the entire world. What the fuck do you do?
You wake up from a bad ski crash. You feel alright. Nothing is seriously wrong. Your right arm is down a very tight tunnel. You have a knife in your right hand, and if you drop it, you'll be able to remove your arm. But your dick is frozen in to some ice beside your hand with the knife in it. You can't break the ice with the knife. Here's the catch: A huge, male Silverback Gorilla escaped from a nearby zoo. It headed up the mountain and followed you. It is now sitting directly behind you, making it's primal mating grunts. A news chopper followed it up the mountain, and is now watching both you and the gorilla, while broadcasting the image around the world. A rescue crew is making it's way up the mountain, and will reach you in 4-5 hours. Now this massive gorilla is going crazy. You can either cut off your dick and escape down the mountain, or let this huge beast fuck you in the ass for 4-5 hours while the rescue team makes it's way up the mountain, while all of this is being documented to the entire world. What the fuck do you do?
Peach.
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I thought you couldn't get your hand out without dropping the knife? What the fuck kind of ice can't be chipped away with a knife? How the fuck did you freeze your dick in a block of ice in a ski accident?If you had the knife in your hand why couldn't you attempt to fight off the gorilla with said knife?
harveydowns
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Would you rather have ravenous, passionate sex with your mother but nobody knows about it, OR not have sex with her but everybody thinks that you did...
sirschralpalot.
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Give Dr. Phil a rim job or have to only listen to Justin Bieber's music for the rest of your life...
Pussy_Sauce
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Bieber.
I'll just never listen to music.
I'll just never listen to music.
CottonPuff
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My roommate told me this one. I think it's brilliant:
Would you rather clean your best buddy's asshole THEN eat it out? OR Eat out your buddy's (most likely) dirty b-hole THEN wash your mouth out?
If you pick the first option you gotta let that taste linger there. mmmmmmm
Would you rather clean your best buddy's asshole THEN eat it out? OR Eat out your buddy's (most likely) dirty b-hole THEN wash your mouth out?
If you pick the first option you gotta let that taste linger there. mmmmmmm
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Kreech
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Would you rather fall of a bridge onto concrete and live, having all your limbs and ribs shattered and living the rest of your life unable do move but your penis still works, or be castrated/have all your genitals cut off with a dull hand saw piece by piece from the tip down to the base but the rest of your body still functions normally?
Panda_with_Guns
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back to the guy, can fight off guy, and hes probably nice enough not to rape me anyways