Would you rather thread

[Jaezo]

Anyone have any good ones???

 

[.AR6rider.]

Would you rather make a repost or win a million dollars and a blowjob from a Victoria's Secret model?

 

[.AR6rider.]

Trick question: You already chose repost, and are therefore gay and missed out on some quick cash. Better luck next time.

 

[Puns]

would you rather have the world you live in now or a world where everything is beige and you get to eat whatever food you want at any time?

this one's a classic.

 

[El_Barto.]

thats bush league bro

 

[BrewskiJr]

...... not really. Definitely would rather live now.. I get to eat whatever I want anyways..

 

[theBearJew]

well played.

 

[corona]

haven't heard that term in 5 years.

also, would you rather rive your mum a rim job or eat your dads rim cheese?

 

[pat_in_the_hat]

i dont think i have one of those......

 

[Rialb]

Would you rather watch your parents every time they have sex for the rest of their lives, or join in once?

 

[chilling]

That was one of the more clever things Ive seen on NS. I laughed for a good 30 sec thank you

 

[corona]

I'm sorry for your loss. Unless you were a test tube baby adopted by a gay couple.

 

[Puns]

join in once

would you rather have all glass be perfectly transparent or how it is now?

 

[Sno.]

weird question...how it is now.

would you rather win free gas for life, or free seasons tickets to your favorite sport team for life?

 

[Puns]

free gas.

I guess I was thinking along the lines of it would look really nice, but you might run into it... like it has smudges and slight light refractions as it is now.

 

[OCM]

Definitely gas, change that to ski tickets and its a tougher decision.

 

[Round-Four]

free gas. road trips, baby.

would you rather jump out of an airplane or spacewalk without a suit?

 

[Puns]

for the actual act airplane, but I would chose space walk because you would first have to travel to space... totally worth it.

would you rather have to eat an orange a day for ever or never eat oranges again

 

[SkierPT]

Never again. Would you rather be how you are now or indestructible but you can't feel anything

 

[E-Nix]

Define "feel anything"

 

[SkierPT]

Physically numb. Can't feel pain or good things.

 

[Sno.]

he means no sex.

 

[SkierPT]

It would be possible but you couldn't feel it lol. My question sucks

 

[Puns]

I would go with no feeling for sure; you could still feel emotions right?

 

[Sno.]

haha, no it doesn't. I'd keep things as they are.

 

[HWW]

aren't they supposed to be bad things?

would you rather drop the soap or drink a bottle of vodka

 

[Puns]

drop the soap... you just pick it up...

:3

 

[Sno.]

like you said-- aren't these supposed to be bad things?

 

[Jaezo]

That's a good one. I loled.

 

[FatWhore]

ar6rider is my favorite

 

[pjbackwoods]

Hahaha i lost it hard

 

[ForeverYung]

I hear this one a lot: would you rather watch a porno with your parents or staring your parents?

 

[pjbackwoods]

Definately starring.

Would you rather break both legs this winter or break both arms and be in 2 full casts

 

[Leafs2323]

Legs. Cant do shit without your arms. at least with broken legs you can fap an play some xbox

 

[Noha]

fat fuck

 

[Sno.]

watch one with my parents

 

[Peach.]

Fuck that noise.

 

[El_Barto.]

get your foot stomped on by a ski boot or get kicked in te shin with a ski boot?

 

[Leafs2323]

what noise sir

 

[Skiing.Nz]

Would you rather eat a bit of rancid meat, like in a hot room for 2 weeks, or drink a cup of runny shit?

 

[white+wolf]

would you rather fuck an 85 year old woman or emma watson but she's been dead from a heart attack for 1.5 hours?

 

[FLBP]

Old woman, she has probably learned a trick or 2. Would you rather undershoot or overshoot a jump?

 

[Sno.]

foot stomped

 

[Darth.Maul]

Eat a hot pocket filled with hair or Drink a quart of elephant piss?

 

[stupendous-man]

undershoot, unless its like the big breck jump in the grand bizarre where the landing is cut off. for some reason last season i was knuckling 40 or 50 foot jumps and not feeling a thing... must of been on some iron man shit or something.

 

[king_latifa]

Eat the hot pocket, then wash it down with a warm glass of elephant piss

 

[newnewschool]

become a snowboarder or die a horrible and painful, prolonged death.

 

[Sno.]

is this a trick question? I've tried snowboarding. I suck. So for me these are equivalent.

 

[E__]

Emma Watson obviously she'd still be some what warm. Shit, even if this wasn't a would you rather and just a question if you'd fuck her after being for 1.5 hours I'd do it.

 

[Sno.]

holy fuck. this is disturbing.

 

[Kreech]

Would you rather have chronic ingrown pubic hairs or pubes that are permanently 7 foot dreadlocks