Would you like to come in for some coffee?

goalsccer: hi

Manda9357: hey

Manda9357: asl

goalsccer: 18-m, you?

Manda9357: 16f

goalsccer: cool

goalsccer: got pics?

Manda9357: in pro

Manda9357: click on the link

Manda9357: im on theleft

goalsccer: oh nice

Manda9357: thanks

Manda9357: do u have apic

goalsccer: i have to take one, so can we cyber first and ill show you anythin afterwards

goalsccer: ok?

Manda9357: ok

goalsccer: you wanna start?

Manda9357: can u?

goalsccer: ok sure

Manda9357: k thanks

goalsccer: im at home and i need a babysitter so i call up my next door neighbor... whats your name again?

Manda9357: amanda

goalsccer: ah yes jenny

goalsccer: so i give jenny a call up

goalsccer: hello?

Manda9357: yeah

goalsccer: would you like to babysit my twins tonight?

Manda9357: sure

goalsccer: ok, 7 sound good?

Manda9357: yup

goalsccer: *1 hour later*

Manda9357: k

Manda9357: i knock on the door

goalsccer: i dont answer cause i cant hear you over the boiling vat of water

Manda9357: i just open the door

Manda9357: hello?

goalsccer: what!?

goalsccer: whos there!?

Manda9357: jen

goalsccer: show yourself you bastard

Manda9357: excuse me

goalsccer: oh sorry lindsy

Manda9357: wtf

Manda9357: ok bye

goalsccer: here to babysit?

Manda9357: yeah sure

goalsccer: ok the kids are up stairs sleepin, all you have to do is make sure their safe, ill be home by 10

Manda9357: hopefully ur better in bed hun

Manda9357: great

goalsccer: yeah, *10 comes around*

goalsccer: i walk in

Manda9357: im on the couch sitting there watching tv

goalsccer: hey howd it go?

Manda9357: it was fine

Manda9357: they slept all the way through

goalsccer: nicenice

Manda9357: yeah.

goalsccer: so how much do i owe you?

Manda9357: idc whatever

goalsccer: ok 20 bucks

Manda9357: yeah

goalsccer: here you go, you step outside and i shut the door, only to open it moments later

Manda9357: ..

goalsccer: peeking my head through the door, i ask would you like to come in for some coffee

Manda9357: sure

goalsccer: you look nice tonight

goalsccer: you open the door and walk in

goalsccer: and look aronud, im no where to be seen

Manda9357: hello?

goalsccer: i tap you on the shoulder

Manda9357: i turn around

goalsccer: to see me weilding a bat, i swing with all my might and strike you center on the forehead busting you open like an m-80 exploding in an enclosed pumpkin

goalsccer: brain matter spills out of your open wound

goalsccer: your limp body collapses to the ground

Manda9357: UMM ur disgusting

Manda9357: fuck you

goalsccer: ohhh man am i horny

Manda9357: go fuck urself then

Goalsccer: i drag your limp teen body to my closet

Manda9357: ummmmm fuckyou

goalsccer: and clean up the blood off my carpet

Manda9357: fuck off

goalsccer: i go out to my tool shead and take out a rusted ax

Manda9357: ur fucking retarded

goalsccer: i come back to the closet and drag your body down stairs into my basement

goalsccer: ohh the sounds of your limp body bouncing down the stairs makes me harder and harder

goalsccer: i go to work chopping off each limb with the swing of my rusty ax

goalsccer: i carry each disfigured body part once resembling a young hott teenage babysitter

goalsccer: to my fridge

Goalsccer: and shut the door

goalsccer: i head to bed knowing that i can wake up to a tasty meal in the morning

Manda9357: ewww ur fucking gross

goalsccer: damn baby that was hott

Manda9357: umm to bad ur not

goalsccer: yes but your dismemberd corpse was

Manda9357: ewwwwww ur f*ing disgusting

Manda9357: go fuck ur mom

goalsccer: make your horny baby?

Manda9357: not realy..actually it made me want to throw up

goalsccer: niiice

goalsccer: foreplay

Manda9357: u sick fag

goalsccer: so you want my pic now?

Manda9357: no thanks

goalsccer: ok

goalsccer: thanks for that though, that was nice

Manda9357: fuck you

goalsccer: ;-)

Manda9357 signed off at 1:50:37 PM.

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Same girl, 5 minutes later…

BondGirl9357: hey asl

goalsccer: 18-m, you?

BondGirl9357: 17f

goalsccer: nice

BondGirl9357: u horny

goalsccer: yeah totally, you?

BondGirl9357: yeah

goalsccer : nice got pics?

BondGirl9357: nope sory

BondGirl9357: do u

goalsccer: yeah sure

goalsccer: but can we cyber first? then ill show you.

BondGirl9357: nope..cause uk wat...i dont talk to ppl who kill people..sorry fucker

BondGirl9357:stupid shit

goalsccer: hahahhaa

BondGirl9357: ur just a dumb fuck anyways

BondGirl9357 signed off at 1:54:05 PM.

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goalsccer: hi!

SwOoSh9743: hi

goalsccer: asl?

SwOoSh9743: 14 m pa

goalsccer: awsome!

goalsccer: 16-f, and im wicked into younger guys

SwOoSh9743: cooool do u got a pic

goalsccer: naw, you?

SwOoSh9743: ya

goalsccer: wait... can we cyber first

goalsccer: im really horny right now

SwOoSh9743: if u start

goalsccer: ok!

goalsccer: im at home alone and im hungry

goalsccer: so i call up the nearest subway

goalsccer: *ring ring*

goalsccer: *ring ring*

SwOoSh9743: hello

goalsccer: hi, id liek to place an order to go please

SwOoSh9743: sure

goalsccer: a LARGE meatball sub

goalsccer: do you deliver?

SwOoSh9743: yes

goalsccer: awsome, see you in a few

SwOoSh9743: k

goalsccer: *10 minutes later*

SwOoSh9743: hello maiam here is ur LARGE maetaball sub

goalsccer: ahh wtf!? dont you knock first!?

goalsccer: ill forgive you for now

goalsccer: god...

goalsccer: ok how much do i owe you?

SwOoSh9743: just cause ur beatufil its free

goalsccer: awww thanks!

goalsccer: i show you the door and close it on you... but only to open it again a few moments later

goalsccer: hi um... do you want to come in for some coffee?

SwOoSh9743: id love 2

goalsccer: ok

goalsccer: i let you in, but when you enter im no where to be found

goalsccer: you feel a tap on the shoulder

SwOoSh9743: and o look back

goalsccer: to see me weilding a steak knife, i drive it deep into your chest striking you in the heart killing you almost instantly, filled with pain

goalsccer: your blood spills out of you like a river of gore, spilling onto the hardwood floor

goalsccer: the sound of your body collapsing makes my heart race with excitement

SwOoSh9743: umm im scared of u

goalsccer: i pull the knife out of your limp body and repeatidly strike you in the face completely disfiguering you

SwOoSh9743 signed off at 2:47:44 PM.

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WPEMoneyBags: hi

WPEMoneyBags: asl

goalsccer: hi

goalsccer: 18-f

WPEMoneyBags: cool im 19/m have any pics

goalsccer: no, wanna cyber?

WPEMoneyBags: yea

WPEMoneyBags: u starty

goalsccer: ok

goalsccer: im at home alone

WPEMoneyBags: me too

goalsccer: cool

goalsccer: and i need a babysitter for tonight

goalsccer: so i call my trusty neighbor, felipio

WPEMoneyBags: ok

goalsccer: *ring ring*

WPEMoneyBags: hello

goalsccer: hi felipio?

WPEMoneyBags: hi

goalsccer: this is your neighbor sam and i was wondering if you could baby sit my kid for tonight

WPEMoneyBags: sure what time

goalsccer: um

goalsccer: how about

goalsccer: 7?

WPEMoneyBags: sure ill be there

goalsccer: ok, see you then

WPEMoneyBags: ok

goalsccer: *1 hour later*

goalsccer: *1 hour and 10 minutes later*

WPEMoneyBags: ok

goalsccer: *1 hour and 15 minutes later*

goalsccer: man where the hell is that damned babysitter?

goalsccer: *1 hour and 20 minutes later*

WPEMoneyBags: hello

WPEMoneyBags: hold on i have to get off for 1 min

WPEMoneyBags: ok stay right there

WPEMoneyBags signed off at 3:17:10 PM.

WPEMoneyBags signed on at 3:17:16 PM.

WPEMoneyBags: im back

goalsccer: oh the babysitter!

WPEMoneyBags: yes im here

goalsccer: ok so the kid is in bed and all you have to do is watch him and make sure he stays asleep

goalsccer: ill be home at 10

WPEMoneyBags: ok

goalsccer: bye

WPEMoneyBags: bye

goalsccer: *3 hours later*

WPEMoneyBags: hi

goalsccer: hi meet my boyfriend, george

goalsccer: i met him at the club tonight

WPEMoneyBags: hi

goalsccer: hi, nice to meet you - geroge

goalsccer: how much do i owe you?

WPEMoneyBags: its ok

WPEMoneyBags: what happend

goalsccer: oh thanks for the favor

goalsccer: ill pay you back sometime

WPEMoneyBags: ok

goalsccer: i show you the door, and just as your leaving my porch, i open the door again

goalsccer: and peeking my head out i ask you if you want some coffee?

WPEMoneyBags: yes

goalsccer: awsome

goalsccer: you come in and just see geroge standing there, drunk and holding a bat in his hand

WPEMoneyBags: yea

goalsccer: i tap you on the shoulder

WPEMoneyBags: yes

goalsccer: you turn around only to have your face beatin in by a iron tire from my garage

goalsccer: your head cracks open like an egg dropped from a 2 story building onto tar

goalsccer: your limp and bloody body collapses into georges hands

WPEMoneyBags: ok im leavin your kreepin me out bye

goalsccer: i kiss george on the face with my blood spattered lips

WPEMoneyBags: bye

goalsccer: he drops your rag doll-like body

goalsccer: we undress in the pool of your blood

WPEMoneyBags signed off at 3:30:12 PM.

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boyz11men11: heyyyyyy

boyz11men11: asl

goalsccer: 45/m/gh

boyz11men11: whats gh?

goalsccer: new state, just passed by legislature

boyz11men11: kool

goalsccer: you?

boyz11men11: 37 f

boyz11men11: cali

boyz11men11: u wanna rp

goalsccer: rp?

boyz11men11: yes

boyz11men11: u wanns rp

goalsccer: whats rp?

boyz11men11: like sex

goalsccer: oh but online

boyz11men11: yes

boyz11men11: u wanna play

goalsccer: i thought you where offering me a tuna sandwich or something, sure

boyz11men11: ok

boyz11men11: i will pick it ok

goalsccer: sure

boyz11men11: Im the babeysister

boyz11men11: ok

boyz11men11: and u have to go to work

boyz11men11: and Im watching the son

goalsccer: ok

boyz11men11: and i put them to sleep

boyz11men11: and u come home before 10

goalsccer: ok

boyz11men11: ok

boyz11men11: u start

boyz11men11: ok

goalsccer: sure

boyz11men11: ok go

boyz11men11: u have to call me

goalsccer: oh do i now?

goalsccer: ok whats your number?

boyz11men11: to babeysister

goalsccer: oh so your the babysitter

boyz11men11: ok

boyz11men11: yes

goalsccer: cool, how much am i paying you again?

boyz11men11: yes

boyz11men11: 10

goalsccer: 10 an hour? wow expensive

goalsccer: my kids are bastard children, so i guess its a good price

boyz11men11: its up to u

boyz11men11: ok

goalsccer: ok i call you up

goalsccer: and tell you im headin home early from the paper mills

boyz11men11: ok

boyz11men11: k

goalsccer: and you say?

boyz11men11: u have to call me

goalsccer: i am calling you

goalsccer: and i said im headin home

boyz11men11: hello

goalsccer: hello?

boyz11men11: hi

goalsccer: how where the kids?

boyz11men11: we haven't start

goalsccer: oh ok

boyz11men11: u have to call me to babeysit

goalsccer: ahhhh ok

boyz11men11: ok

goalsccer: well then, *ring ring*

boyz11men11: hello

boyz11men11: my name is jenny and Im 30

goalsccer: oh hi jenny my name is steven westen josephmiah the third

boyz11men11: wut can i heple u with

goalsccer: im lookin for a babysitter for tonight

goalsccer: can you tonight?

boyz11men11: yea

boyz11men11: wut time

boyz11men11: tonight

goalsccer: alrighty then, i have to head off at the paper mills tonight at 5 so yeah 430 would be good

boyz11men11: yea

goalsccer: ok see you then

boyz11men11: who many sons or girl u have

goalsccer: um

goalsccer: 4 sons

goalsccer: all lil shit heads

boyz11men11: ok

goalsccer: i mean it, they break fucking everything, good luck

boyz11men11: ok

goalsccer: see you at 430 then?

boyz11men11: i will see u at

boyz11men11: 430

goalsccer: nice

boyz11men11: ok

goalsccer: *phone hangs up*

goalsccer: you come over

goalsccer: late might i add

boyz11men11: ring ring at the door

goalsccer: gosh punctuality is the most important thing ever in a job. i answer the door

boyz11men11: iM WAERING A T-SHIRT AND PANTS WITH THONG

boyz11men11: AND BRA

goalsccer: AHH!

boyz11men11: ok

goalsccer: dont have to scream in my face

goalsccer: gosh hurt my ears

boyz11men11: sorry

goalsccer: its ok

boyz11men11: wut time is bed time at

goalsccer: put those lil basterds to bed at 8

boyz11men11: ok

goalsccer: ok bye then

boyz11men11: wut time are u going to be back at

goalsccer: oh

goalsccer: um

goalsccer: around 10 or so

boyz11men11: oh ok

boyz11men11: ok

boyz11men11: i put them to bed

boyz11men11: and its like 9

boyz11men11: right now

goalsccer: ok, and i call

boyz11men11: hi

goalsccer: on my brand new NOKIA CELL PHONE! HELL YESA!

goalsccer: hey

boyz11men11: hi

goalsccer: how did things go with those lil bloody tampons?

boyz11men11: fine

goalsccer: thats good

boyz11men11: there are sleepping right now

boyz11men11: its 9

goalsccer: oh ok

boyz11men11: k

goalsccer: well im about 10 minutes away now

boyz11men11: ok

boyz11men11: I just watching Tv

goalsccer: and ill see yo-* shshhsk* -ik-e *sschchkkk* -ine with you?

boyz11men11: ok

goalsccer: alri- *shshkck* damn im get- *shshchkcckshshckchskhck*

boyz 11men11: ?

goalsccer: 10 minutes later, i open the door

goalsccer: hi

boyz11men11: hey

goalsccer: sorry about the phone, static

boyz11men11: its ok

goalsccer: fuckin' nokia, worst decision since i decided to have kids...

boyz11men11: ok

boyz11men11: your sons are sleeping right now

goalsccer: k good

goalsccer: the only time theyre quiet

boyz11men11: ok

boyz11men11: are u going to give me my money

goalsccer: oh shit thats right

goalsccer: first business

goalsccer: lets see...

goalsccer: 430 till 910...

boyz11men11: yes

goalsccer: at a rate of 10 bucks an hour...

boyz11men11: ok

goalsccer: um

goalsccer: lets see here...

boyz11men11: like 30

goalsccer: you sure?

goalsccer: not trying to scrap me out of money are you?

boyz11men11: no

boyz11men11: so 30

goalsccer: k, because i cant afford much and my moneys been disappearing (fucking lil basterd pieces of dingle shit kids)

goalsccer: ok 30

goalsccer: here you go

boyz11men11: thanx's

goalsccer: no problem

boyz11men11 has left the room.

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thspsn123: hey

goalsccer: hi

thspsn123: whats up

goalsccer: nuthin, at all

thspsn123: cool

thspsn123: asl?

goalsccer: 18-f

thspsn123: cool

goalsccer: yeah

thspsn123: 17/m here

goalsccer: cool!

goalsccer: want to cyber?

thspsn123: yea

thspsn123: u gotta pic?>

goalsccer: nope, lets just cyber

thspsn123: alright

thspsn123: u wanna start or me

goalsccer: you

thspsn123: ok

thspsn123: i start kissin you on the neck

goalsccer: i start to giggle

thspsn123: then i pull ur shirt off

goalsccer: you ripped my shirt!

goalsccer: i rip yours

goalsccer: right off

goalsccer: wow nice body

thspsn123: thanks

thspsn123: you too

thspsn123: i start to kiss you again and while we kiss i reach behind you and unfasten ur bra

goalsccer: my bra slides off

goalsccer: i reach for the button on your pants and unfasten those

thspsn123: while u do that i gently caress ur boobs

goalsccer: i growl like a cat in heat

goalsccer: i slide off your boxers and your are now naked

goalsccer: you take off my pants and panties

thspsn123: i start to kiss you again and reach my hand between your legs and rub your pussy

goalsccer: i moan then turn you on your knees

goalsccer: facing away, i tell you im going to give you pleasure like no other

thspsn123: alright

goalsccer: to your suprise you feel a 10inch cock penetrate and rip open your virgin asshole

thspsn123: wtf

goalsccer: ah its soo tight!

goalsccer: and feels great

goalsccer: my balls smack up against your gooch as i press harder and faster

goalsccer: you cry from the orgasmic pain

goalsccer: but you havent felt anything soo good

goalsccer: you horny baby?

goalsccer: hunny?

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goalsccer: hi'

bigboi955: asl

goalsccer: 12-f

goalsccer: you?

bigboi955: 17m

bigboi955: so whats up

goalsccer: nuthinnn

goalsccer: you want to cyber?

bigboi955: phone?

goalsccer: how about online hun?

bigboi955: y?

bigboi955: i wanna hear u xcream

goalsccer: im sorry hun, moms home

goalsccer: where do you live?

goalsccer: like state?

bigboi955: ny

bigboi955: u

goalsccer: same here!

goalsccer: what part?

bigboi955: buffalo

bigboi955: u

goalsccer: whoaaa me too!

goalsccer: thats sooo cool!

bigboi955: whre in buff

goalsccer: right by the st. joseph hospital

bigboi955: nice

bigboi955: vegas?

goalsccer: yeah off of new york state highway

goalsccer: where you?

bigboi955: amherst

goalsccer: ohhh

goalsccer: ok

goalsccer: so do you wanna meet me?

bigboi955: maybe

goalsccer: ;-)

goalsccer: what kind of car do you have?

bigboi955: y?

goalsccer: so i can know where to find you hun, like when you meet me

bigboi955: baby

bigboi955: i'm not meeting u today

bigboi955: soon tho

goalsccer: oh ok

bigboi955: so baby

bigboi955: tell me about urself

bigboi955: baby

goalsccer: um

goalsccer: im about

goalsccer: 5' 8" short brown hair, brown eyes and im a part of the division of buffalo law enforcement set to seek out preditors online

goalsccer: we where tracking your IP adress the whole convo

bigboi955: gr8

bigboi955: peace

bigboi955 signed off at 4:01:09 PM.

goalsccer: this should pin point your location with the informaiton you gave up

Previous message was not received by bigboi955 because of error: User bigboi955 is not available.

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jsME229: ru?

goalsccer: yes

goalsccer: hard as shit

jsME229: nice

goalsccer: yeah

goalsccer: all 8 inches of it

jsME229: nice

goalsccer: yes

jsME229: u wanna cyber?

goalsccer: sure

jsME229: ok

goalsccer: you start

jsME229: i pull down ur pants

goalsccer: and i say "oh yeahhhh" in a really deep voice

jsME229: i lick all over ur cock

goalsccer: once again i say "ohhh yeah" in a deep voice because of the amazing oral pleasure

jsME229: then i take it in my mouth and suck it hard

goalsccer: "ooohhh yeahhhh"

goalsccer: i start to burst in your mouth

goalsccer: you love the taste of my mango punch flavored man juice

goalsccer: you swallow it in one gulp and say "thank you cool-aid man."

goalsccer: i reply in my deep voice "ohhh yeahhh"

jsME229: i finish suckin it and look up at u

goalsccer: you are blinded by the glare of the light shinging off my glass bowl body only enough for me to quickly take my cock out of your mouth and bust through the nearest wall making my daring escape

goalsccer: ohhh yeahhh

goalsccer: hun you still there?

jsME229: yea

goalsccer: was it as good for you as it was for me?

jsME229 signed off at 4:11:14 PM.

 
haha, u do those alot dont u

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I like the robe and wizard hat one better.

I didn't read the last like 4 of these though. Only the first 3 or 4.

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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
 
haha u guys gotta see this, i took his sn, goalsccer and did it to him, an dim smw377

smw377: hey asl

goalsccer: 18-m

smw377: 16f

smw377: do u wanna cyber?

smw377: ill start

smw377: im at home and i need a babysitter so i call up my next door neighbor...

smw377: whats your name again?

goalsccer: scott, yours?

smw377: amanda

smw377: so i give scott a call up

smw377: *ring ring*

goalsccer: hello?

smw377: hello, would u like to babysit my twins tonight?

goalsccer: yeah sure

smw377: ok, 7 sound good?

goalsccer: yes it does

smw377: *1 hour later*

smw377: u knock on the door but i dont answer cause i cant hear you over the boiling vat of water

goalsccer: i knock harder, then just break down the door

goalsccer: hello?

smw377: what!? whos there!?

goalsccer: your babysitter nigger!

smw377: show urself u bastard

goalsccer: haha

goalsccer: niiice

smw377: haha this is Fujative_1080 from ns

goalsccer: you read the thing?

smw377: yeah, i always see you do it to other ppl so i thought it be funny to do to u

goalsccer: haha

goalsccer: thanks

smw377: when did u figure it out

goalsccer: probobly at...

goalsccer: 5th thing you said

smw377: haha

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Sean

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and i meant to say my sn is smw377*

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Sean

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ya im pretty sure you could get fucked for that

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
those were funny, and you talked about killing people and stuff, but nothing was better than the robe and wizard hat one because out of nowhere the guy would just randomly turn into a rinocerous and start stomping its feet to signal that the chick was in her breeding territory.

because I like poop.
 
all i did was copy what he wrote

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Sean

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I think the Best line of all in The "Robe and wizard hat" was when the chick says "Are you here yet?"

And then he goes, "you cant hurry good Pizza"

I laughed pretty much the most thur.

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Trying is the first step towards failure
 
haha that was so funny im still not done laughn

Q:whats better than one red head

A: TWO RED HEADS

sam: man that shot of pete doing a switchup on th s was so awsome hey stve u got that right

sam: ohhh ohhh yeah steve missed the shot.

when the river runs red take the dirt road-turpin

heyooooooooooooooo
 
aha yeah a sequel!! but the funniest part of that was deff:

boyz11men11: asl

goalsccer: 45/m/gh

boyz11men11: whats gh?

goalsccer: new state, just passed by legislature

boyz11men11: kool

ahahah what a dumb shit, GH

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
haha that was hysterical

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^do it up

so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could

k-squad represent!

***-Soul Sisterhood-***
 
lmfao

"u can look like an ass and get good footage at the same time. just look at me and ur mom. i banged her wearing a santa suit last night, but it's great footage for the XXX-Mas porn film we r making." -MattTweak

 
haha, would u like some coffee DIE BITCH

no me gusta acls

"can anyone do a backflip, im new to two tip skis"-bikeobsession

also known as pussyfooter
 
ha robe and wizerd hat is funnyer but that shit is good

aww i need a cool signature so i can be cool so ever one will like me if i had a cool signature then if i like saw some chicks from ns they would be like hey theres the kidd with the cool signature let give him a blow job and it would be like the hotest chick on ns hey this is kinda starting to look like a signature dang well i geuss i have a cool signature makeing this signature usless becacase u have a cool signature but if i delete in then i wont so i would need it think about that one almost filled now
 
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