Would you like some betrayal with that broken heart?

i feel your pain hahah

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
Well at least I still have skiing right? Oh... wait, it's fuckin' summer.

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What is the colour of a mirror?

Fear is your only god.
 
so you like got dumped?

-OFFICIAL NS PIMP-

stowek2: Useless Fact of the Moment:

'A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue. '

stowek2: from loggin outta ns, thats one damn long toungue

PubLiC EneMy1023: i can clean my ears with my 21-inch penis

stowek2: hahaha...you wouldn't be able to walk
 
i wish i was gay so could get chicks

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
No, I didn't get dumped, I never had a girlfriend.

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What is the colour of a mirror?

Fear is your only god.
 
then im confused

-OFFICIAL NS PIMP-

stowek2: Useless Fact of the Moment:

'A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue. '

stowek2: from loggin outta ns, thats one damn long toungue

PubLiC EneMy1023: i can clean my ears with my 21-inch penis

stowek2: hahaha...you wouldn't be able to walk
 
Me too...

Has anyone ever met a girl who didn't want to crush your heart?

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What is the colour of a mirror?

Fear is your only god.
 
Haha, how's the ski scene in Tibet? Any good mountains?

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What is the colour of a mirror?

Fear is your only god.
 
yah....i dont kno if this is off the topic or anything....but last year, my best friend started macking on the guy i liked..right in front of me....at my birthday party...and guess what...our friendship sucked ass after that for like 9 months...started to get better, and then, yesterday at my birthday party, it happens again...with the same guy...wtf???!!!

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
^ haha..... sorry but its kinda funny

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'Make love to a Beer - you can't get it pregnant ! '
 
yeah its kind of funny and retarded at the same time, but there looks like a ton of sick mountains in tibet, all really tall too

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
 
Everest is in tibet..

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-Dave O'Neill

Representing the famed terrain of Ohio and New York
 
i got my heart broken last night, i had a fight with my gf, and she broke up with me. i think i might hang myself

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
 
Tibet is in the himalayas is it not? they have the sickest mountains of all. read Tintin goes to Tibet if you dont agree.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-
 
women may be sensitive, but only to themselves so i find. There is nobody more shallow, selfish and insensitive, then some of my earlier girlfriends.

LOOK AT WHERE HER FUCKING MOUTH IS-my favourite pun of all time

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***-retired
 
fuggetaboutit. go slut it up. girls make decisions based on impluse and emotions, not logic. therefore they are dumb and untrustworthy. never trust or become attached to another girl again and this shit wont happen.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'

 
i think the himalayas are in tibet

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Are you trying to be stupid?

If I am will it get me out of class earlier?

Long live SpongeBob SquarePants
 
i really don't like chicks sometimes (eventhough i'm one of em...does that make sense...whatever, i dont care), all the frickin drama, and crying...im just like shit, shutup, suck it up, and deal with it....aarrgh. sorry, damn fight with the same chick i was writing about above....

I hate drama

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
girls exist to fuck with guys minds constantly...and dont count on many terrain parks in tibet, tons of incredible peaks though

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war
 
yea..ive accepted it,and you know what? i am done, whatever....it's too bad it had to happen on my birthday though....it's ok...im gonna stop whining now

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
think about it. all chicks arent bad.

there are basicly 3 groups of girls. there are the sluts, there are the good girls,

and there are the amazing chicks.(i fall under that catagory of course)

the sluts YOU ALL GO AFTER!!! i dont care if they dont sleep with 10 guys a week. there are

certain aspects to a girl that makes her a slut.

she wants sex really really badly and dates you almost without knowing you

if you date someone liekt his. obviously something is going to happen because she doesnt

really give a shit and is just in it for the sex. and the whole sex thing attracts all you guys so you

go after them., date them and get fucked around.

the good girls are the ones who care enough about themselves to conentrate on more

important things. and if they are lucky enough to find a guy who wants to be with them.

will EVENTUALLY have sex with them.. but they wont fuck youa round.b ecause they like

you in the first place.

the amazing girls are the ones who ahve sex with a guy all the time. have fun chil whatever, and stick to their

one guy. is faithful and truely likes the guy before letting anything happen/

so if you;re getting fucked around by a chick. find a better one. because those chicks need a life and

something better to do than suck dick.

im out
 
That makes no sense. You say a slut will sleep with you and she's a slut because of it. And then later you say an amazing girl will sleep with you and she's amazing because of it.

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What is the colour of a mirror?

Fear is your only god.
 
huckbunni- sometimes girls piss me off too cause they can be so friggen shallow (ya, I'm a girl too and I get pissed off by girls too). Like I was at a camp, and this girl in my cabin got really pissed off at this guy cause she thought he was 'leading her on', when I saw none of that happen while she was simply making a fool of herself flirting with him. Stuff like that makes me mad cause she just got all emotional and cried like crazy.

But anyways...nine_milla_killa, cravate prolly meant that the sluts will sleep with any guy, but the amazing girls will only sleep with you (nobody else), and be willing to have fun and cuddle with you.

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
havnt u ever played jonny moseley mad trixx, everest is INSANE!!!!!!!!!

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

 
girls suck... and no I've never met one who doesn't wanna break your heart, that is under 250 pounds. As for retaliation, a good beating always gets my message across. Fuck not hitting girls, they're fucking people.. they can deal with it.

-Pat

WBP|films
 
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.:: P A T ::.

{2002-2003 MCM}

COC session E
 
hahaha...nice imput....good place 4 it

Offical Member of the NS SHAGS

Urban Productions

*Bones Heal - Go Crazy*

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
 
cravate has it right, there are 3 types. the sluts, the good girls, and the girls who have the right mix of the good and bad.

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Deshalb whuts es zu Ihnen, wenn im ein fuckin racer. ..? den ich den steez in der Luft nicht haben kann, aber ich habe es im Hinteres Land und allen um den Berg und ich Stolz mich selbst auf Behalten auf mit den Jungen erhalten.
 
i think im a good girl...uhh, i'm pretty positive im a good girl actually. plus it doesn't help me that i'm picky too....damn....i'm never gonna get a boyfriend!! o well....1 of my guy friends told me to go for girls, since i was 'scared' of guys, haha right...whatever...one of these days my (kinda) wild side will burst out of me...count on it! haha...yea...umm hopefully

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
there are 2.5 billion types of girls. and they all seem to think that they think logically and that is why most all girls are bad no matter what they think they can always seem to justify it - even though it may be the most cracked out thing ever.

-Mike

Dude I was fine before you tried to turn me into a cake - me after ralphing after being antiqued
 
my experiance with girls have all been bad ones. when i was at this bar, i got turned down by this semi hot chick and she was acting so high on herself, fuck i hate that shit, come back down to earth wenches! you might be able to get some of diggla's sweet lovein.

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| Diggla |

Transmission - Fall 2003

Freeskier Productions
 
how can you trust somebody that doesnt have a penis? i mean, girls a fun to jack off to, but thats it.

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i'm a cold heart breaker.

im fit to burn.

ill rip your heart in two.

and i'll leave you lying on the bed.

i'll be out the door.

before you wake.

its nothing new to you.

yes i think we've seen that movie too.
 
mike has it all wrong..

and mommy technically there are chicks with dicks. so do you like those ones best?

im out
 
I've been told that I scare guys. Something to do with me being extremely competitive and kinda 'mean' in sports. Plus my mouth keeps running, and I don't get embarassed all that easy. So maybe I just scare people in general...cept every time I've asked a guy if I scare them, they say 'no, you dun scare me...' and it freaks me out. But ya...kinda off topic.

And again to huckbunni- I'm really picky about guys too. I haven't been real great at getting the guys I like, mainly cause I get really shy around them. So dun worry, guys are the scum anyways...and I prolly fall in the 'good girl' category too =0/

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
just remember when you loss a girl there will always be a girl that can make you happy and as i recall her name is mary jane. i dont remember her number but it started with 420

 
dont get me wrong, i love women. They are usually beatuiful and smell nice

but they have almost no willpower in some situations, nor do they feel they need any willpower in those situations. these 'emotions' and impulses they feel, are actually just surges in estrogen, and progesterone levels.

LOOK AT WHERE HER FUCKING MOUTH IS-my favourite pun of all time

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***-retired
 
nice one ^

If you guys thinks girls are confusing...

guys puzzle me... i can never tell if they like me as a friend or more than that. its crazy shit

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While I was ridding the lift at Copper Mtn:

Man: So where ya from?

Me: Montana

Man: Oh… so your from Canada?

Me: *Sigh* thinking to myself 'stupid Coloradian'
 
ask them if they think you're good looking. if they say. ya you're hot. they'll want to be more than just friends that's how it is.

-Mike

Dude I was fine before you tried to turn me into a cake - me after ralphing after being antiqued
 
shortskichick, your like the last girl on this website who i could imagine being scary... but w.e. if thats what people say...

-Ryan

'oh hes from canada we will give him a break on spelling'- dspin7x

'i is frum cehnehdeh tu, feck off.'- cj

' guys are far from evil. We're like little bunnies'-itsbackfliptime
 
ahaha! The new freshmen were coming to take a tour of the school, and this guy I know says 'Now sara, don't scare them away!' I'm guessing its cause I'm just so full of energy all the time...so I'm pretty, uh random I guess. So I can be kinda intimidating

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

'isnt that what lives about skiing smoking sex and skiing. its the 3 S's that you can have fun doing'

-Jmwski57

skihood.com

 
u still have old rosey palm eh?

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

 
yay! new page! anyways, yah, i used to think i was intimidating cuz im always full of energy too...but then i was talking with one of my guy friends about it and he said i was definitly NOT intimidating...i guess it's just hard to break through to me? haha he was like 'yah, i just gave up trying'...wow that is so sad...but i make friends with them fine...

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
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