would this get me on tv?

line1260skier

line1260skier

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Today at ski sundwon espn was filming for a show (it will be on saterday the 14 at 11 30 in the morning eastern time) and i was doing tail grabs on the little air and was gonna to a 360 but then tey moves so i went skiing of and i saw them again and then they were filming some snowboarders to this little side trail that i never did befor so i fallowed them and wanting to be on tv and cuz it was my first time doing it i go as fast a s i could and i dident realize it gives you that much air and the people said i was like 5 feet high and like 15 or 20 feet far and i landed on the camra man I was wondering if that would get me on tv but i will have to wait to fin out

some snowboarde got knocked out to and ski patrol carter him away his nose dug in and ht fliped over

 
Probaly not, doing something no insanly gay may have though.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
lol, you landed on the camera man

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why the fuck does this sound fake? first off you didnt even explain what they were filming for, i do not think anybody wants footage of random shitty people doing straight rails, and if you ran into the camera man then you must have not even come close to the rail cause i have never heard of a camera man standing at the end of a rail where he most likely will get hit by a cunt like you, and last if you ran into him you must have dont at least a little damage to his fucking expensive ass camera and you didnt mention that either

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'i dident realize it gives you that much air and the people said i was like 5 feet high'

was that sarchasm, cause better not have been serious

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beat me too it ^^^

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this one time at a ski place. i saw a pro guy he was fliming for a movie. and i was skiing. he saw me and he said hi. i said hi back. then he said you want to be in my movie. i said yes. he told me to do a back flip. i said ok. then i did it. he gave me a high five. then i skied away

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Y would i fake that? They were filming for a show but they dident say much only that its going to be on the sports show. They were filming rails they were filming jumps i wasent on a rail i said it was a little side trail jump that i never hit befor. I dident do damage to his camra cuz i landed on his boots/ skis and he was a big guy

so fuck off and read befor you speak

Every one else i know 5 feet isent hig but did i saw it was huge? but it was ok consedering the other people who it is went 2 feet

i know i type horable and i was in a rush

 
Your absolutly right! 5 feet is super ultra big air when compared to 2 feet.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
they'd definately put you on tv if you had done a twister twister daffy. backflips are old school.

 
^^^ it is for you FARP twat because you only go 5 ft at most when you jump- we've seen your film

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think what you will, but english skiers will takeover one day...

m1 garand is a FUCKING FAG an should stick to playing CS Online

 
Easy there Fredster, everywhere I go I have to read you ripping on Farp for no reason. NO ONE CARES, theres no reason to go absolutely pyscho every time you disagree with someone.

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if the 'jump' was more of an incline...then yes 5ft high 20 ft long isn't that hard to get...whether its true or not is a different story..

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Telestar6:

Hey whatever. If it's on the east coast it sucks balls. Come out west. You'll shit you pants just looking at some of our terrain. Goddamn I hate all the fuckers like you on this site. Fuck off you cunt.

 
if the 'jump' was more of an incline...then yes 5ft high 20 ft long isn't that hard to get...whether its true or not is a different story..

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Telestar6:

Hey whatever. If it's on the east coast it sucks balls. Come out west. You'll shit you pants just looking at some of our terrain. Goddamn I hate all the fuckers like you on this site. Fuck off you cunt.

 
Nipe... I'm still laughing at that... gotta love the NS skeptics.

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if you took out the camera man it might end up on real tv or something. that would be pretty sweet.

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'this one time at a ski place. i saw a pro guy he was fliming for a movie. and i was skiing. he saw me and he said hi. i said hi back. then he said you want to be in my movie. i said yes. he told me to do a back flip. i said ok. then i did it. he gave me a high five. then i skied away'

I totally gave you the hi-five.

It's cool to get amped up about incidents like this but to this degree... my God. U gyez arnt kewl nuff 2 undirstan the awsum pow erz of my intensce vocwablary. Horrific grammar of that extent annoys me. That's all.

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line1260skier how old are you? like 12? learn how to type and spell and people will take you a lot more seriously. i have never been to this ski area so i cant comment on their terrian, but 5 feet hight is not that huge, no offense.

 
this guys a fake, totally fraud. I'm that camera man. We were filming for girls that snowboard for the discovery channel and a girl landed on him not me. fuckin drilled him. he cried a shit load

(this is fake)

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bahaha funniest bullshit i've ever heard. Good luck with getting on tv bud.

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No way!! Im the girl who took you out!!! And then I asked for your number, but you said you would rather give it to the big skiier dude! Boy, that was pretty homosexual of you. And just think, if you would have given me your number my roomate and I would have given you hermaphrodite sex. check my site, bakla.net.

(also fake)

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Next time when you are telling a story make up a cool and exciting new twist. Like say that you were 20' feet in the air instead of 5'. Even though you would not be telling the truth, it would sound more incredible. And insted of saying that you ran into a camera man, say that you either ran into a yeti, or hillary duff. Improvise a little, bend the truth a little so that people will listen and possibly not slam you like these cruel beasts do. Just remember your good enough, your smart enough, and dog-gon-it people like you.

I have a theory that all retards have one long tendon that goes from wrist to wrist, so therefore that is why they always are screwin around with one wrist up, and the other one down.

 
im sure the camera guy was stoked when you almost ruined his $70,000 hd cam

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When telling bullshit stories, it's important to exagerate. For example: You didn't 'slide a rail', you '540ed to switch 50-50, 360 out', followed not by a 'tail grab over a 3 foot table', but rather a 'switch d-spin 9 blunt', finishing it all off with a nice big 'floaty mute air to fakie' off the '25 foot quarter pipe' that your mountain has kicking around by the baselodge, which is of course one giant hot tub filled with hot naked chicks performing fellatio on each other while waiting for you to fuck them one at a time.

No, seriously, I swear it happened to me once.

Loser.

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yeah next time you make up a story kid, say that you got picked up by seth morrison and the oakley crew and got air lifted to BC or something like that, dont say HOLY SHIT I GOT 5 FEET OF AIR, AND THERE GOING TO PUT IT ON ESPN.My grandma can throw five feet of air, she does big air contests, shes pretty good.

Farp is gods gift to man.

I'm so big

you'd have to jump and swing up

just to hit me in the knees....

 
you should have just hucked yourself and ate shit that would have got you on tv

The shit hasnt even begun to hit the fan
 
you should have tried a backflip, and then ate shit, he would ahve been on that show, 'What Where they thinking?'

Farp is gods gift to man.

I'm so big

you'd have to jump and swing up

just to hit me in the knees....

 
yeah, you should have said that you tried something big, and then say 'well it might not be on t.v. because when I landed my bio 1080 the camera guy said holy fuck, and they couldnt put something like that on t.v.' Now you try, see how you could make your own story more interesting by following some of our useful tips.

I have a theory that all retards have one long tendon that goes from wrist to wrist, so therefore that is why they always are screwin around with one wrist up, and the other one down.

 
Jib_this, that was hilarious... although I think you crossed the line from advice into your own personal fantasy there a bit.

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yes i really made this story up and damn what was i thinking saying i got 5 feet high how couldi ever get this past you people

 
yes i bet he would be glad to put you on tv after your skied into him

if you didnt catch that NO

 
^^wow kid...you got mee..

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