would these get you laid?

the first pair u showed would be good for my grandma.

2nd pairs looking good though

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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
man just buy her a massive pack of condoms. she will get the idea.... well it worked for me.

i like my women like i like my steak. black on the outside but pink and juicy in the middle.
 
Ha, yeah she'll get the idea, but you might also get a slap to the face. From my experience the women tend to like white gold or platinum more than gold. But of course they do because those two are more expensive.

 
i mentioned getting my girl a dildo and she said that would be a good gift, boy do i love my girl. i could get her anything and she would love it, just gotta find the right girl

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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
are you really going to spend that much fucking money on those? Come on man, girls like jewelry and guys know it, but are you worried about losing her or something? you don't need to get expensive jewerly for a 19 year old girl. Sure she's you're girlfriend, but save the money. buy something cheaper that's simple, maybe a necklace. Just my honest opinion. I bought my gift a necklace from Something Silver at the local mall and she fucking loved it, and it was 55$.

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?

The 10 Commandments can in fact be narrowed down to only two:

1) Thou shalt be honest and truthfull to the one who gives you nookie

2) Thou shalt not kill unless the invisible god you worship is different than the invisible god they worship

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why the fuck are you spending so much god damn money?!?!

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my gf's a goldsmith, it sucks cuz I can't trick her with fake, cheap jewelry.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options

-switchskier88
 
does your hand like them? because that answers your question, the thread title.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
haha ^ my hand loves them. but i reapeat i would NEVER pay that much for jewelery. just looking at what i cant get a deal on.

'i did you fucking peasent'

-Winterparksuks
 
i got my girl a gold heart necklace thing for $90 canadian and she hasnt taken it off since. just go for something that looks good, unless whoever htat was ^^^ who has a goldsmith gf. then ure in trouble lol.

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^ did u not get it cuz hes saying their fucking ugly and your girlfriend would leave u after u gave them to her. so u would need to use ur hand from now on

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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
i assume you meant ^^. and it was 221 i was reffering to btw

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TMC For life

www.tmcmogul.com
 
yeah sorry bro u posted while i was typing

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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
oh no i got it. thats why i said my hand loves them. anyway its setteled i just bought these killers
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14k gold .75cttw diamond. if that dont get ya laid nothin will

'i did you fucking peasent'

-Winterparksuks
 
crazy man, fuckin crazy

'smokin, drinkin, got the hooker thinkin, that if money smell bad then this nigga big is stinkin.'

-biggie smalls
 
legalized prostitution? what?

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'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
I bought my chick a bong..

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I would advise going with the diamonds if you can. The style of those original opal ones are a little bit dated. They look similar to the earrings that were attached to my great grandma's formadehyde saturated corpse at her funeral.

 
yeah but like i said im trying to show i listen. earrings are a good choice. and i just bought the ones above . i got a killer deal though, only paid about $100

'i did you fucking peasent'

-Winterparksuks
 
Heh, suckers...

Everybody knows that chicks dig hand-made jewlery a bazillion times better! I'm getting pretty good at it too! Plus my uncle is a jewler and he tought me so...

On my way to goddom
 
get her an x box...and i love the name of the thread...

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SRMC

-kevan

 
floss your girl out! if you have to hang around her she might as well look good, plus if you get her those she'll let you pop the brownstar most likely

 
Dude, do something that means something to both of you. Have you ever gone for a walk on the beach with her and she's picked up some seashells, given them to you and told you to treasure them forever? Well being a good boyfriend you should have, get them and make them into a little necknace, have you not a romantic bone in your body???!?!?!?!?!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
jus buy some earrings that look nice.. they dont have to be over 500 fuckin dollars either u could buy her some cheap earrings that look really good and then also buy her some roses and its a done deal

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the diamond ones are already bought. but i got a killer deal for around $100

'i did you fucking peasent'

-Winterparksuks
 
if you wanna get laid... just sing some john mayor to her... that guys a pimp

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i do not like. maybe she will. you are a nice guy. i guess she will like it whatever you buy

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RAILS SUCK!

POWDER SKIING RULES!

DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!

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if i were her i would be like 'thanks for the earrings i dont want to go out with you anymore' and then i would run far away with the earrings. :)

~*Michelle

'I dont think rich will ever be an insult. That's like calling someone pretty and trying to offend them.' *ICE-IS-SCARY

'If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything'
 
hahahahaha ghetto thread

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'15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her' - Josh

'i like whistler, where you can hit on 14 year olds'- Mr Timmmaty D. (telling me he gets indimidated by 30 yrs old women)

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this is ancient. which ones did he get her?

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

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wow you guys are harsh.All those earrings are pretty.He's a guy, don't rag on him for the first ones its not like he's a girl and knows what girls like..sheesh

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drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

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I never thought I'd see the day when I log onto NS and all of you are fervently discussing earrings.

Wayne: 'I don't own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate the use of a rack. What am I going to do... with a gun rack?'
 
the first ones are grandma ear rings. its from like a year ago.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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Whoa, didn't even notice. This is a funny old thread... I feel like I'm in a psych experiment somehow.

Wayne: 'I don't own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate the use of a rack. What am I going to do... with a gun rack?'
 
i wonder if they worked for him

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Useless Fact of the Moment:

'Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive. ' weird, i sort of thought that was just human nature.
 
are you a VIRGIN????

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^hahaha ONE of the ONLY ahahaha lmao
 
well considering this thread is over a year old im guessing hes already bought her something or just dumped her ass

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i just cant remember what he got her though.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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hows about a follow up trhead?

To understand mankind, we must first understand the word. We can break the word down into two sub-words, 'mank' and 'ind'.What these two words mean is a mystery, just like mankind itself.
 
stick with classic solitare diamond and 14 ct gold. usually avilible at your local retail outlet for $200 good for several layings

fat people should avoid buffets

 
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