Would some one write my mom
- Thread starter BChronic
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lalalalaura
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buy them yourself, and you don't need to write a letter.
bikerocker
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dude, just bitch a lot and show her the video from http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html
and tell her that kid wanted more than one set of skis too.
and tell her that kid wanted more than one set of skis too.
lineskier106
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get them yourself
EastCoastPride
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Dear BChronic's mom,
Your child is eager to own two pairs of skis. Why? I do not know. Perhaps he would like to slay urban rails with one pair, dragging them across gravel, cement, wood, and metal. The other pair would, perchance, be used for other pursuits, such as ripping large switch turns on groomers, performing aerial maneuvers in the terrain park, and skiing bumps and powder.
Now, I am quite sure that you have realized that your son smokes "the dank chronic," commonly referred to as "weed," "pot," "grass," or "heroin." As his name is BChronic, he may occasionally light marijuana on fire and inhale the resulting smoke, and then ski while feeling the effects of said marijuana. This is most certainly an enjoyable pastime, and you would make it ever so much easier for him to enjoy this feeling if he had a pair of skis devoted entirely to bombing switch and a pair of skis devoted to bringing about the demise of urban rails. Please make an informed and responsible decision.
Love,
Teddy Blank
Your child is eager to own two pairs of skis. Why? I do not know. Perhaps he would like to slay urban rails with one pair, dragging them across gravel, cement, wood, and metal. The other pair would, perchance, be used for other pursuits, such as ripping large switch turns on groomers, performing aerial maneuvers in the terrain park, and skiing bumps and powder.
Now, I am quite sure that you have realized that your son smokes "the dank chronic," commonly referred to as "weed," "pot," "grass," or "heroin." As his name is BChronic, he may occasionally light marijuana on fire and inhale the resulting smoke, and then ski while feeling the effects of said marijuana. This is most certainly an enjoyable pastime, and you would make it ever so much easier for him to enjoy this feeling if he had a pair of skis devoted entirely to bombing switch and a pair of skis devoted to bringing about the demise of urban rails. Please make an informed and responsible decision.
Love,
Teddy Blank
LDuggan420
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yeh just buy it yourself and she cant bitch
Schoellkopf
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hahahaha, now there is true penmanship
potatofarmer
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wow.
lalalalaura
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That's class. I respect you alot.
LDuggan420
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haha that was wonderful
hippie_cat
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in all seriousness just say you need cheapies so your nice ones last longer then you wont need new skis again for a fair while longer.
ive used this strategy &, through smart buying, have managed to be the proud owner of 2 pairs of skis for $650 (bear in mind that pistols cost $1000 here & lok p12s are $300)
ive used this strategy &, through smart buying, have managed to be the proud owner of 2 pairs of skis for $650 (bear in mind that pistols cost $1000 here & lok p12s are $300)
pwallstreet
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shes good
freeride724
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it's like cars, one car is good for going fast on the road, another car is good for saying that is goes offroad, but really it just wastes gas and goes fast on the road