Worst X-MEN mutant.

i don't like pyro. he attempted to melt iceman, and without iceman it wouldn't be cold, and without coldness we wouldn't have skiing.
 
In the comic book series I really hated Gambit. Honestly, he throws cards? What kind of fucking power is that?
 
Gambit can throw anything, but he chooses cards cause he's mad pimp, so he can be all like "Ace, bitch" ...and then blow your ass up with a fuckin' playing card.
 
I think that that wolverine guy is the worst character. I mean seriously, how much do you think it would cost to get some razorblades welded on to your hands and a little metal stuck on your bones? He can't even fly!
 
but pretty sure his regenerating power is the shit like when jean grey was disolving him with her mind she couldnt cause he regenerated himself. and its soo sweet on the video game cause when you fight you lose a bit of life but when youre wolverene you gain it back
 
you got it allllllll wrong.

'A native of New Orleans, this clever cajun character is a thief whose mutant talent enables him to convert an object's stored potential energy into kinetic energy. Gambit enhances his kinetic energy power with superior martial arts skills. Remy Lebeau also has the power of hypnotic charm which is a subtle psychic ability to win trust. By trade, Gambit is ranked among the world's master thieves. He became an X-Man after he befriended Storm, co-leader of the X-men. Althought Gambit is a thief, he only steals from crooks, gamblers and other criminals.

There is another important thing to mention about Gambit's power. It seems that now, he can charge organic matters (like flesh) and that he doesn't always need to touch the object that he wants to charge in order to succeed.'

so basically, he's a french pimp that can blow shit up
 
just read that last part.. he could just look at you, and all of a sudden you're a walking bomb. how SICK is that?! and that hypnotic charm that can win anybody over? think of what he could do with the ladies. to top it all off, he's a crazy martial artist.

gambit is by far the dopest x-homie out there
 
In the Movies, Rogue is the worst Character, she can't fly, she's not hot, I mean her titties suck. She doesn't say "Shoogah" like in the old cartoon/comic book. And she wines too much. In the comic book/tv cartoon, she was my first boner.

In the Comic Book, I hated Jubilee, fuck Jubilee was lame, she loved arcades and shot wierd lazer beams and streamers. Her hair was ugly and up curly, it was so nappy. Warf, or is it Morf? I cant remember. He was Wolverines friend but he got killed. But he was pure shit too.

In the Show/comic book, Beast was also rad, a smart fucking blue thing. I also hated Cyclops too, and when him and Jean Gray were gonnu get married, I was so glad because Apocolyps breifly stopped them, I was stoked, but it was false, they still wed.

The coolest fucking bad guys ever were the Sentinels, pure awsome. I haven't seen the new Xmen, but do they have the sentinels in the movie? They were beyond all cool.

Forgive this, it's late, Im bored, Im kind of afraid because it's thunderstorming out.

I also watched Spiderman: 2, today, and starting thinking back to the old TV show (not the 60's version) but the one where it had all the cool bad guys, and it was way newer. I was so jealous of Spidey because he got MJ and that blonde chick too. How could he possibly juggle both those bombshells when I can't even juggle one? That was the one with Venom, and the other Venom-like guy, but he was red. It was way cool.

I liked all the old super hero shows.. Maybe they weren't super old, Im guessing maybe around '94-'97, but all the super hero shows during that time were beyond rad. Even Batman, I could never watch it all the time because of grade school, but it was really good too. My only bad thing about Batman and Superman cartoons were that the strong characters would have square chins, whereas the weak characters had round chins? What does that say about North American Cartoon watching children, huh? If a kid has a round chin then he is weak? If his chin is square then he's strong? yeaahh Right! If a kid has a round chin, he is normal, if he has a square chin, he's a freak!

Bear with me for a bit, but when you think of how many super hero shows there were out at around that time. Batman, Superman, Spiderman, X-men. There was even a show that had all the super hero's in it (DC characters specifically) but yeah, it was mental. And think about how much better they all were than the movies! They impacted me so much more than any of the new movies (excluding Batman Begins) but isn't that something.

It's so incredible that this topic prompted me to write all this pure shit, it's also incredible that I was thinking exactly about all this old super hero smut earlier today. It's marvelous.

And now since you're all mad, and Im clearly too tired to type-on, the storms getting calm, and I am no longer very bored because I got out all this super hero junk I've been welling up inside my brain all day, I can finally turn in.

G'night

Wish you will on your journey, hope your dreams come alive...

^Now I quote Xavier Rudd^
 
they have the sentianls in the new movie but only for a breif couple of seconds. they are in the virtual reality training room and they fight the sentinals there. but thats it, i was dissapointed.
 
Id say Mati. I mean, he sure got gypped when they weere handing out rings.

"Here Mati, you get heart."

"Why can't i have a good ring?"

"Because, you're a fag."
 
When i was bored in health class, I would spray people in the face with a deck of cards in an effort to be like Gambit.

but yeah I agree he has the gayest power of them all.
 
ok for the two dudes who said wolverine and gambit are the worst x-men: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

those are the two most bad-ass X-men out there! not only because of their powers but they're both hard asses who don't take shit from anyone. And gambit is hilarious.
 
cyclops definately isn't the worst character, but i mean 'wowwww, i shoot laser beams from my eyes'. good for you, asshole.
 
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if that doesnt work im a dumbass
 
ya dude gambit should have been in the new movies he was sick

jubilee doesnt really do much either shes weak they should elimnate her
 
Defenetly that girl who is ugly and emo-ish that had to touch someone to have power and she always faints and shit. I mean, she is always having trouble with her "power". I really don't like her. Worthless. Wow at how ugly she is.
 
jubilee sucked ass. I totally forgot about her until someone here mentioned it. I was thinking rogue in the movies was jubilee from the show. Shit she was a totally different character in the show. I'm unbelievably dissapointed now. Rogue was super strong and could fly couldn't she?
 
Dude the worst was by far siren. Or angel. Angel seemed bad ass, but all he could do is fly. Logan could rip his ass to bits. And he does as i recall, when angel become arcangel by apocalipse Woveraine kicks the shit out of him. They schould have done X3 on that story. They fucked up the whole Phoenix thing. Where is the Tall Shiar MOTHER FUCKERS.
 
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