Worst ways to crash

Ya I know what you mean. You should see this video of a guy who tries to ride a huge rainbow rail and nuts himself and just gets stuck there. hahaha its hella funny to watch but it would have suckd balls
 
nutshots arent fun, trust me ive had black balls, falling on big jumps can hurt, ive had concussions, driven pole handles and ski tips through my face and had dual broken wrists, but I would take any of those any day over fucking my knee. we're talking 10min-2 days of pain and then you're back on skis versus an excruciating 6-12 months. and as long as you dont base your career off of going retardedly huge off of everything, like simon, you wont overshoot shit that bad.
 
under rotating a sw backfip by a lot and over shooting simultaneously and snapping your neck like a twig.
 
overshooting for sure. Not only are you probably going to over rotate if you overshoot, but if you just over rotate with the right speed you may not land on your feet but your body will at least be matching the tranny of the jump with will most likely make it hurt a lot less.
 
I know a dude, we were skiing in shorts last april, seshing the park... hit a rail, nutted... and NO LIE, the friction ripped his sack. I had to look at it while taking him to the doctor and his sack was bruised as hell and literally had like a 2 inch rip on the underside of his sack!!!!!
 
That is fucking terrible!! I dont know what that would feel like. Hitting your balls and opening your sac at the same time?!?!?! oh my god that would suck balls
 
twisting legs, landing on rocks thinly covered with snow off of cliffs, landing on top your ski in the bottom of the pipe, stairs
 
Worst way.. Catching a edge and going into the trees off the side of a trail and breaking your spine. FUCK THAT SHIT
 
over shooting def. you feel totally helpless up there, totally alone. for some reason when i over rotate, i can drop my tips and they pull my lower body around. turns 9's into 10 pretty easy lol.
 
thats what i was gonna say. not the worst but can hurt pretty bad. also if you land on your hip on your pole, im super skinny so its like right to the bone and it hurts so bad
 
depends overshoot on how much how big of jump etc but i would say bigmountain because tommahawking down a steep face with lots of exposed rock
 
worst way to crash ever is skiing through deep pow in the woods and breaking your femur on a log that was hidden in the snow, then waiting there for 4 hours yelling for ski patrol.
 
hitting a cliff, landing in pow, ejecting frm the skis because the pow was so deep, and landing n your face on a rock. then having your brases and teeth sticking through the hole in yur mouth that come from hitting that rock.

that sucks
 
Undershooting a gap e.g. Wilson @ Rage shoot, Tanner @ Chads

Cathing an edge on hardpack to faceplant is the balls too.
 
im going to say a forward twist to he knee or landing backseat, switch, on the knuckle causing you to flip backwards down the landing, most likely hitting your head.
 
catching a lefg inside a rail and bending your knee the wrong way or just straight up snapping your fucking leg
 
i would say when you are carving down a nice green circle and a stupid snowboarder cuts in front of you and you fall and get your butt wet. why cant those stupid snowboarders stay in the snowboard terrain park? it just waddles my cobbfeathers.
 
this is sort of a re direction, but still relative.

what do you guys think of backcountry crashes as opposed to park crashes?

sorry for the threadjackk.

ps. dont kill me

 
your fucking done.

back country ones look more silly, and goofy

with the exeption of the realtime switch into the tree, that fucking scared me when i saw it for the first time
 
catch edge while going fast switch and going straight to your shoulder/head. worst for me atleast. i've done it many times. once it suplexed my collarbone
 
when you try to spin but only make it far enough that your sideways and catch your outside edge and slam your head ooooor if you slip out on a rail and hit your face as you fall

overshooting a big jump isnt too fun on the knees either
 
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