Worst way to wake up ever

holy shit i wanna hear why you were asleep on the side of the road naked with a dead deer next to you
 
fucking gold.

i hate waking up to a cell phone alarm that you forgot to turn off the night before and your cell phone is all the way across the room and you have to get up and turn it off
 
it sucks waking up naked in a fountain in downtown portland and not knowing how you got there because you accidentally ate a 1/4 pound of magic mushrooms.
 
how about waking up next to a dead hooker, a fat disease infested dead hooker, that would be pretty weird
 
strange, it cut me off.

i don't care if you remember how you ended up in jail or not. its the most miserable place on the planet. and the food sucks.
 
in the middle of the night while your on the flow and your friend is in the top bunk. your friend pukes cocoa puffs all over you with your mouth whide open when your 10 years old... great times
 
try waking up on a dirt road with a broken bear in your hand and you have no clue how you got there
 
the worst way is to wake up from a dream that your waking up and there is snow on the ground and its still falling, to realize that it is pouring rain and 50 degrees out
 
Today was my day to sleep until 2pm. Got woken up by a text at 730, that said Weezy tickets, be at your house in 5. Then i proceeded to stand in line for 2 hours for concert tickets. Bad way to wake up.
 
i dont know about the worst way, but the best way is to wake up to your girlfriend sucking your d

thats great
 
waking up to my mom screaming in her high fucking pitched voice is awful. or when the speakers make that like thud noise when they first turn on then its wicked quiet for a second before the music turns on and your like wtf was that.
 
i didnt hafta look at your pink name to know your name was pink

but im sure that was prolly sarcasm just like the rest of ns
 
try waking up every day to a life were you gotta kill somone or sell somthin.

i think big L (legend) puts it best

i drug enduced sigh comin from the man up there thru this cat
 
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My brother gets that alot, ive never actually had it though. I guess you cant move anything but your eyes and you just have rediculously vivid hallucinations. so the combo jus fucks you, he claims it to eb the scarriest experience of his life.
 
ha ha i know thats not funny but it really is and i dont know why... its sort of like waking up when youve slept on your arm or soemthing and you cant move it and your afraid youve lost if forever....
 
waking up in a dumpster you neck is broken and you have a hangover plus you're next to dr. phil naked and his fist is still up your ass while george bush, john mccain and Mr. Rogers have their way with your junk

that or messy hair
 
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