Worst way to wake up ever

howbout waking up at 5 am on new years day seeing your parents waking you up telling you to help clean up a flood cause the plumbing fucked up and cleaning up toilet water in an inch of it all day....
 
not the worst at all but i hate waking up in the middle of the night wicked thirsty and having to get up and get a drink. that sucks.
 
fucking hate when my parents yell at me to wake up at like 7 in the morning on a saturday
 
im pretty sure waking up on top of a maya sacrificial table after being water-boarded by hitler and having your stomach taken out while your alive by king ferdinand would be worse
 
got woken up at like 4am with no power in the house because there was a tornado in our neighborhood so we hid in the basement for a good few hours listening to the radio to see what the hell was going on around us
 
this kid i know, his mom poured hot coffee on his face to wake him up.

haha, he ended up throwing all her vacationing suitcases and shit down the stairs and being arrested for domestic violence
 
When i was like five, i guess i developed pink eye over night and when i woke up, i couldn't open my right eye. I had to use my fingers to open it, I was scared.
 
then stepping on a broken bottle, and having to clean up a party before your parents get home in 2 hours
 
any of you guys ever get sleep paralysis. i get it alot. shits scary as when you dont know whats going on but now ive gotten used to it. if you dont know what it is then wikipedia that shit incase it happens to you
 
hahaha nah dude one of my friends got woken up at like 2 in the morning by being punched in the face by his ex girlfriend when he was passed out drunk....THAT is the worst way to be woken up
 
having to be home by 8 eastern standard in the morning.... having to set ur cell for 7 because u live 5 miles from a different time zone (it always changes between central and eastern) being confused when u wake up trying to figure what time zone ur phone is and then looking up new yorks time seeing its 6 there... getting pissed and shutting your phone off only to wake hours later realizing its 1030 eastern and being grounded for a week cause i missed church again....... thats horrible... at least i think thats what happened this mornin
 
i do beleive its called a tiki torch: take a lit match and stick the not burning end inbetween the sleeping persons middle and "ring"toe; since they r the hardest to spread apart, then step just out of the room and wait.
 
well i missed the last two weeks.... and today my sister played the piano.... and i was suppose to be there for it.... all well i got some much needed sleep
 
i woke up this morning getting licked on the face by a dog that eats other dogs shit as it comes out of their ass.

i would rather roll over on my boner.
 
i woke up to my roomate puking on himself the wall and his bed. id rather roll over on my boner. my friend woke up to his roomate beeting off. boner involved in this one but id definately rather roll over on my boner
 
the worst way to wake up is: naked on the ground, blood all over your mouth, and a dead deer next to you with blood all over its neck.
 
i always wake up with bruises all over the morning after i get a cast. that sucks cause i already hurt from a broken bone and then i have bruises everywhere
 
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