Worst things ever: (post)

No. Bitch tells you she has STD's mid way through the season.

You can't bend STD's out of her vagina.
 
The day before one of the best pow days nova scotia has ever seen , your skis edge busts out completley. So its in the shop. So you take your old skis from like 4 years ago up to the hill because you dont want to miss out on the epicness. But you forget your old skis havent been waxed in 4 years and you get to the top of the lift and stick to the hill like fucking tape. Then you waddle down the hill looking like the biggest jackass ever while sinking in pow. IT SUCKS
 
tear your binding out of your ski on a fall over an 8 ft gap switch 5. This is why I hate Salomon and 4 pairs of suspects in 1 year.
 
Landing on your back, head downhill, hearing your femur snap and realizing you have momentum for at least a two more flips.
 
haha my brakes bend al the time, bring a pair of pliers and bend them up, or take off the brake and hope u dont eject!! it sucks but defenitly not a day ruiner
 
ripping off the whole back binding on the 3rd run...goin back to steeze lair to get the back up sets of bindings to find out i stripped the screw holes
 
having enough time while over shooting to think about things like.. ok let your breth out and hope you dont shit your pants....

did not shit pants.
 
first day on new skis and bindings, second run, right toe piece explodes, land on face/head. real fun.
and guess what brand of bindings? fuckin markers.
 
Someone setting off dynamite in your ski boots.
I can only think of how much i'd miss the alaska trip.
 
Serious injuries.

Serious knee injuries.

Losing homies to knee injuries.

A suddenly huge earge to urinate hits you out of nowhere just before you drop into a sick pow line.
 
skiing steeps....do a jump....ski ejects....brakes dont come down....got to ski down with one ski for the whole run to find it
 
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